Post: #1

"Oh. That one chick is texting me 'Hey, whats up' because she is GENUINELY CURIOUS as to what I'm up to..."

Rrrrrrright.

http://totalsororitymove.com/text-messag...rity-girl/

Post: #2

Based on texts and the behaviors by girls in my experience, this is is rather accurate.

Especially the "heyy" text explanation.

Pretty spot on. Did a woman actually tell the truth in her 'journalistic' piece? The world must be ending.

Post: #3

Total Sorority Move, derivative of Total Frat Move.

Another example of girls/women getting jealous of males creating male-oriented spaces--so the chicks go and whine "ME TOO." See also: Betches Love This (Bros Like This Site), Silicon Valley, golf courses, etc.

Article is an okay insight on the frivolity/inanity of the girl-mind, though:

Quote:“?”: I’m putting this in question form because it means you have to respond. If you don’t, it makes you look like an asshole (which oxymoronically will probably make me double text you later).

Nothing too surprising; most surprising element in this article is the hint of female self-awareness.

Post: #4

(05-29-2014 09:52 PM)Kabal Wrote:  Total Sorority Move, derivative of Total Frat Move.

Another example of girls/women getting jealous of males creating male-oriented spaces--so the chicks go and whine "ME TOO." See also: Betches Love This (Bros Like This Site), Silicon Valley, golf courses, etc.

Article is an okay insight on the frivolity/inanity of the girl-mind, though:

Quote:“?”: I’m putting this in question form because it means you have to respond. If you don’t, it makes you look like an asshole (which oxymoronically will probably make me double text you later).

Nothing too surprising; most surprising element in this article is the hint of female self-awareness.

They're owned by the same company - Grandex. More TSM articles are shared than TFM articles. Its less about women yelling "Me too!" & more about some smart men making money.

Post: #5

I find this to be what my gut tells me when girls text.

"!" I especially agree with, girls that use that are usually trying to be overly nice and fake through text, meaning not very interested barely wanting the attention. Time to ignore that girl or send her a nuclear text.

Ex) You text her for drinks, she responds:

"hi what's up! that sounds great but I'm reallly busy that day!"

Post: #6

Everyone knows the number of 'y's following the hey determines likelyhood to get laid.

Post: #7

(05-30-2014 01:31 AM)berserk Wrote:  Everyone knows the number of 'y's following the hey determines likelyhood to get laid.

Post: #8

And here I though "haha" as part of a text was mildly positive

Post: #9

(05-30-2014 06:22 PM)Chapped3rdEye Wrote:  And here I though "haha" as part of a text was mildly positive

haha followed by a response is positive.

haha followed by nothing means your not getting laid. haha.

Post: #10

Her bio:

Quote:(@DrunkNOTinLove) is a die-hard Splenda addict who requires a constant supply of caffeine and male attention to make it through the day. After being dumped by her boyfriend a year ago for a girl with stripper eyebrows, she now focuses her energy on perfecting the "intelligent drunk" so she can con a banker into marrying her one day. Originally from New England, she is a hardcore Boston sports fan...but only when boys are around. Almost all of her calories consumed Thursday - Saturday (and the occasional Tuesday) are from $7 bottles of Yellowtail Moscato, and in no way, shape, or form is she fazed by this.

Post: #11

I've been experimenting with some of this shit to good effect.

I've started using more of the added letters in my texts to show that I'm no really caring and am cool etc. Instead of all serious.

Post: #12

Yeah, I read any text a female sends me as evidence that she wants the D. But I've been known to suffer from delusions of grandeur.