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The ex gf is a girl I've been fucking for about two weeks, kind of consider her to be my fwb. But anyways he showed up last night, banging loudly on her apartment door. We were at that time about to fuck, I offered to go outside to tell him to get lost. She told not too since apparently he's a huge pyscho. We waited fifteen minute and he was STILL outside banging on her door. At that time we just decided to fuck and see if he would go away, but after we were done he was STILL outside her door.
I decided I wanted to get the hell out of there, so despite her pleas I opened the door. Dude gave me a death stare, I was surprised that he didn't start attacking me. He instead screamed asking me who I was, he then turned to my fwb and started what sounded like crying about what she was doing. I bolted out the door right then and there. I felt pretty bad about leaving her with him but she texted me today saying she was ok. She said he started crying hysterically saying he loved her and wanted her back. What surprised me about that was this guy wasn't your typical feminist pussy beta that you would expect this behavior from. The guy was jacked, had tattoos, and rode a motorcycle. He looked like the stereotypical bad boy that girls go crazy over, just think of someone like The Rock crying like a baby... that's what I witnessed last night. What is happening to men?

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You were probably the dude banging on the door.

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At first when I read your thread title I thought "who hasn't?"

Funny story. A death stare is to be expected in this situation and it's a good thing he had an emotional breakdown rather than try to start a fight over her.

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Quote: I bolted out the door right then and there.

Quote:What is happening to men?

I wonder as well. 2/10 troll.

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1 post? Quickest troll ban ever

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But you gotta hand it to him, if it had been real it would make a cool story

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Why can't it be real?

I banged a chick in the stairwell of a hotel. We then get in the elevator to go back to up her room where her friends where at. As we were making out with some extremely heavy petting the elevator doors opened and one of her guy friends was there. I said "whats up" then we went to her room.

In the room I saw a bouquet of roses with a love letter written from the guy to my girl. In it he admitted his undying love for her and his willingness to do anything she would ever want him to do. She laughed at it.

I asked where he went. Her friend told me, after hearing about her and I, that he said he "needed to grab something from the car" and was on the way there when we saw him in the elevator.

My girl laughed again and crawled into bed to sleep. I got the fuck out of there, using the stairwell from the 20th story, before psycho beta boy came back up with a machete and chopped everyone in that room to pieces.

I half expected never to hear from her again, laughed all way home in the back of the taxi.

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Quote:Why can't it be real?

I've been in almost that exact situation more times than I care to remember. One time the dude completely destroyed the girls house and I mean every.fucking.thing down to every fork and knife bent, stuffing out of every pillow etc. It was unreal.

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Thats a pretty funny story even if its not true.

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I finished banging a Greek girl in the ass and then she got a phone call and started speaking Greek, after she hung up told me it was her boyfriend of 8 years and she felt really shitty.

I told her, "What he doesn't know won't hurt him!"

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Some girl I was seeing got about 15 calls from her ex while I was banging her, I picked up on the 15th and said "she's busy" and hung up.

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(05-23-2014 01:13 PM)Samseau Wrote:  I finished banging a Greek girl in the ass and then she got a phone call and started speaking Greek, after she hung up told me it was her boyfriend of 8 years and she felt really shitty.

I told her, "What he doesn't know won't hurt him!"

Goddamn lol.

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Dudes have an uncanny knack of calling their girlfriends while I am about to bone them.

In my experience, some girls will run out at that point, and some will just blow you harder.