Post: #26

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Post: #27

I was a big smoker for 15 years. I LOVED cigarettes and I couldn't imagine a day without them.
Over one night in the Phils I'd lost interest and appetite for cigs.

I don't know what happened, but I never heard anyone who had such an easy time to quit smoking.
I didn't even try to quit, it just happened. From loving them to hating them, over a night.

Since that I've tried to smoke a few times but the taste makes me wanna throw up!
Utterly repulsive.

Anyone else had any similar experience?

Post: #28

I've delivered several babies.

Post: #29

I have an identical twin brother.

Post: #30

^

No way.
How identical are you with things in life?
Could be an interesting breakdown about twins.

Post: #31

So identical, that he does the podcast sometimes for me and fills in with coaching.

I kid. Just couldn't resist. I have an older brother (who's apparently GManifesto ), but no twin.

I have to sometimes...

Post: #32

I have 9 siblings. My two brothers and I came from my Dad while the 7 others (5 boys & 2 sisters) came from an African stepdad. The last one is 3 and mess up my mom pelvic bone. Luckily, she was able to recover after 3 months of using a walker.

Post: #33

I'm a big cat lover.

Post: #34

I knew a girl with two assholes.

I looked up the second one with a torch ...

Post: #35

I once took a shit next to David Beckham.

Post: #36

I've also banged Lindsay Lohan.

Post: #37

(05-15-2014 02:49 PM)Scuba_Instructor Wrote:  I knew a girl with two assholes.

I looked up the second one with a torch ...

I won't make a triple team joke... but I just made a triple team joke.

Post: #38

My younger brother is thinking of joining the forum.

He already - occasionally - reads my posts.

Post: #39

(05-15-2014 03:24 PM)cardguy Wrote:  My younger brother is thinking of joining the forum.

Post: #40

lol - I don't know what that gif is supposed to mean.

But it is probably accurate.

Post: #41

-I invented the moon.
-Atlantis was around til 1988, but sunk when I shot out of my mom's vagina like a silver bullet into a wolverine.
-I am also a wolverine.
-Had sex with the Spice Girls.
-The blowjob machine was originally my idea until that bastard Clint Eastwood stole it.
-I have prophetic visions of the apocolypse.
-Watched the movie "Juwanna Mann" at least 18 times. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0247444/
-Created a new genre of dance in which people get so into it that radiation waves pulsate off of them, I like to call this the microrave.
-I reverse engineered a door, I now know how it works.
-When I was 8, a frisbee flew into my backyard and I blew it up with my mind.
-My brother is the Eiffel Tower
-Direct descendant of Beowulf
-Can make weapons out of anything, very useful in a hostile work environment
-Beat my pornography addiction when I was 19
-Proficient in Microsoft Office and Photoshop

Post: #42

^ I remember reading that from a craigslist ad.

Post: #43

I am not Quintus Curtius, but another man of the same name.

Post: #44

Drop a data sheet homie!

(05-15-2014 02:53 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I've also banged Lindsay Lohan.

Post: #45

My cousin is a member of this forum, and my best wingman.

We'll take on McQueen and Dagonet, they finally have a challenge in LA

Post: #46

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Post: #47

I plead the 5th.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #48

I'm dangerous to be around when it's full moon:

Post: #49

I punched my father in the face once when I was in high school.

Post: #50

I've been homeless. Twice.