Post: #1

What are some alpha songs? Songs about men asserting power, reversing blue-pill programming.

The one I can think offhand is Uncle Kracker - Follow Me Lyrics

Any other examples?

Post: #2

Ever since I heard it on Breaking Bad I've been a fan of this:

Quote:Don't lose your confidence if you slip
Be grateful for a pleasant trip
And pick yourself up, dust yourself off
And start all over again

Work like a soul inspired
Until the battle of the day is won
You may be sick and tired
But you'll be a man, my son

Will you remember the famous men
Who had to fall to rise again?

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Quote:Hey Mister I really like your daughter.
When I'm horny like thirsty
She's a bottle of water.
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I eat all the food in your fridge
Call my friends around the world
Rack up your long distance do
Breakstands neutral drops
Wreck all your cars
Drink all the booze in your cheezy ass wet bar
Order stuff on your credit cards
Leave boogers in the skippy jar
Smoke your cigars
Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars
When you call in late from work tell your wife
You're at the titty bars

Post: #6

Quote:[Chorus - Slim Thug + Bun B]
I don't take 'em out to eat
I ain't here to trick or treat
I ain't trying to fix your weave
I ain't heard of that!!
I'm just here to train ho's
Put 'em on the main road
Teach 'em how to 'Change Clothes'
I know you heard of that!!
Change your whole attitude
It's time to take off your cool
If it make you wanna move, then move
My niggaz get up on it, live bitches throw it back
Ma, act like you want it
I know you heard of that!!

Post: #7

Anything by Steel Panther

Samples:

Gold Digging Whore

Don't you go buying her dinner
Don't you buy her Gucci shoes
If it comes down to you or a pile of cash
I can tell you what she's gonna choose
The girls gotta have 22-inch rims
On a brand new Mercades Benz
She's gonna suck all the money from your bank account
Then she'll fuck all your friends
She'll do a gangbang with your friends, yeah

She's a gold-digging whore
She's a gold-digging whore
She's a gold-digging whore

Don't you go saying you love her
That's something that you're gonna regret
She's gonna take you for a ride and then she'll bury your ass
Underneath a mountain of debt
So don't you go calling her sweetheart
Or giving her a big old rock
You're gonna turn around and catch her at the whisky bar
Sucking George Clooney's cock
Then you'll be in for a shock

She's a gold-digging whore
But atleast you'll wanna fuck her some more
She's a gold-digging whore
She's a gold-digger
She's a gold-digger
Watch her bank account get bigger and bigger
She's a gold-digger
She's a gold-digger
Fucking all the white guys and all the Persians
She's a gold-digging whore

There's a half a dozen girls you could be dating
But this one's gonna ruin your credit rating

G-O-L-D-D-I-G-G-I-N-G-W-H-O-R-E (I love you baby)
G-O-L-D-D-I-G-G-I-N-G-W-H-O-R-E
Everybody knows she's a gold-digging whore
She's a gold-digging whore
She's a cum guzzlin', sperm slurpin', yellow belly, money grubbin'
Making your wallet sore

She's a gold-digging whore
You can find her at the Prada store
She's a gold-digging whore

She's a gold-digger
She's a gold-digger
Just like all the others hanging out at the bar
She's a gold-digger
She's a gold-digger
Only 98% of us thinks she wants us
She's a gold-digging whore just like your mum
She's a gold-digging whore
Let me hear you retards spell it out
G-O-L-D-D-I-G-G-I-N-G-W-H-O-R-E

Post: #8

STEEL PANTHER

"That's What Girls Are For"

I wanna make one thing crystal clear
When I want an ice old beer
Get it real quick and say "yes, dear"
Those are the words that I wanna hear
We’ll get along - you will see
Focus on taking care of me
You gotta make me a priority
Cuz I’m a pretty bitchin’ commodity
Dear old dad, now he’s dead
But when he was alive he always said
"Make those bitches take care of you
Cause that’s what women were born to do!"

That’s what girls are for
That’s what girls are for!
Cleaning, baking, hot love making
That’s what girls are for!
That’s what girls are for!
Taking directions, giving me erections

Do my laundry, pay my bills
Crush my Oxycontin pills
Clean the sheets where my manjuice spills
On the weekend you can roto-till
You’ll see it’s a way of life
Do a good job and you can be my wife!
Load my guns and sharpen my knife
Just kidding you ain’t gonna be my wife!
Dear old dad, God rest his soul
He’d wake up in the morning and smoke a bowl
Smack my mom upside the head
"Make me a sandwich" is what he said
Yeah

That’s what girls are for
That’s what girls are for
Sewing, cooking, being good looking
That’s what girls are for
That’s what girls are for
Love me, rub me, suck my nubby!

Anyone can see, when you’re waiting on me
Nothing makes me feel more alive!
And I pray everyday that somehow we can stay stuck in 1955!

That’s what girls are for
That’s what girls are for
Sing it with feeling!
That’s what girls are for
That’s what girls are for
Even my mom agrees!
That’s what girls are for
That’s what girls are for
That’s what girls are for

That’s what girls are for
That’s what girls are for
Wearing high heels and copping some feels
That’s what girls are for
That’s what girls are for
Kissin’ lickin’ tastes like chicken!
That’s what girls are for
That’s what girls are for
Being real dumb, and making me cum!
That’s what girls are for
That’s what girls are for
S My D and L my B’s some more!

Post: #9

This is DJ Eazy Dick, on the station that slaps you across your fat ass with a fat dick.

Post: #10

#1 Eighteen to Twenty one - Murs





#2 the Vandals, their reinvention of 'summer lovin' the teenage counter lyric to every girls dream. It replaces the original lyrics with the band running a train on a groupie and guys going beta.




The vandals make steel panther look like try hards.

Post: #11

John Mayer - Perfectly Lonely

Post: #12

Not only is this song Alpha, but the woman sitting next to Waylon is his wife. Their dialouge is classic.

Post: #13

"2 Live Crew perform their classic "Face Down Ass Up" in front an audience made up of mostly white senior citizens."