Post: #1

It sux....don't do it. Just got a text about meeting for dinner tomorrow night. I have no recollection of last night. If it's an ugly chick I'm gonna kick my own self in the ass. She's not fat though because:

"You can drink an ugly girl pretty but not a fat girl thin."

This is certainly not the first time it's happened. You'd think one would learn. Fuckin' Jager.

Post: #2

Try this.. Say "my friend thinks he knows who you are, what's your last name"? I take it you already know her first name and look her up on facebook. Works like a charm. But, it only works if she has a facebook obviously. If not tell her to send you a picture through the phone to show your friend. And if she doesn't have picture mail then you're shit outta luck. Hopefully she's Halle Berry's twin. But more realistically she's carrot tops sister. As you can tell I've been in this situation before and it ended up being carrot tops sister unfortunately.

Post: #3

Wholly ineffective and counterproductive. There is a time and a place to get ridiculous drunk, when gaming I set a 5-drink max (over the course of a night).

Post: #4

I had a buddy I lived with during college. He would come out of his room on Sunday afternoons, after checking facebook, fists raised in the air like Rocky, and declare ''Apparently the girl I hooked up with last night was hot!''

Of course, there were other sundays where we'd all see on facebook the unfortunate pictures of him hooking up with a random 4.

It's just excess sexual energy I guess. He was the kinda guy who made out with lots of girls but rarely closed.

PS ''And you are...'' followed by ''A pic would help me remember'' may be called for here. Don't be afraid to say you were too drunk to remember. Would a chick lie and pretend to remember you when she didn't?

Post: #5

I actually seem to be doing better when im drunk, but thats simply because i tend to drink with better pacing then most people there, and i dont really feel the booze until its about last call, when all the chicks still there are usually quite sloppy. One of the business skills ive had to work on in China was being very functional when im drinking, since most business in china is discussed over drinks with a few sides of dinner, or just drinks, so i tend to be better then most people i know then being coherent for longer while drinking.

Post: #6

When I decide to get completely wasted, I'm usually friends with everyone in the bar or wherever I'm at by the end of the night. What my friends do with the people I've opened is up to them, because in that mindset I'm just trying to have fun and way too drunk to stay focused on game.

Post: #7

Shakespeare said ". . . it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance." I've found this to be true.

Post: #8

(01-26-2011 12:38 PM)sisterfister Wrote:  Shakespeare said ". . . it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance." I've found this to be true.

That's from Macbeth!

Post: #9

i made a thread a couple days ago about this vary subject. I fucked around with a obese chick and a girl with lupus who i would rate a 3 or 4

solid advice sir.