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Need someone to text all these girls for me - will pay $$$/hr
I am successful at work. I don't have time. I live and work downtown Toronto.

I go out and meet women. I lose most of them because I don't have time to text them responsively nor keep momentum going. Most of the time I don't care, but sometimes I do.

Job: You come to my office in early evenings. You take my phone. You text them. You email them. Maybe even drum up choice girls from online dating if there's downtime.

Basically, you are me. I pay you an hourly rate. We treat it like a regular job with regular hours, which we can figure out.

Requirement: You have a lot of game and can act like me.

Please reach out if interested. Thanks.
04-09-2014 02:10 AM
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04-09-2014 02:40 AM
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Since we are on the subject:

There is way too many girls in the club. I need someone to game them for me...

1. You dress like me, look like me (disguise) and use my name

2. When leaving the club with the girl we switch.

Thats it. Flat hourly rate and bonus for multiple girls in one night (Ill come back if you get more).
04-09-2014 03:12 AM
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Quote:I lose most of them because I don't have time to text them responsively nor keep momentum going.

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04-09-2014 03:20 AM
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I need someone to be me, act like me, date girls, take them back to my place, have sex with them on my bed. I just waiting in the wardrobe and jack off to it.

I'll pay you by the hour, and the better the sex is, the more I will pay......
04-09-2014 04:10 AM
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RE: Need someone to text all these girls for me - will pay $$$/hr
I know player who are so busy with their business and employ PA to set up date, find dates(on fetlife.com), and even impersonate him on the phone while talking to multiple girls simultaneously. He's very specific on the type of woman that he wants to meet. For ex, petite, submissive, blonde and asian, etc... He'd waste no time on "night/day game" or any of that bullshit.

For those who makes lots of money, time gets way more expensive than money.

Dear OP, have you ever thought of hiring a PA(personal assistant) exclusively to deal with your social life, which include dating? I'm sure many college students would be willing to work for you part time for this. Just be sure to have him/her sign a NDA and you're set.
04-09-2014 04:20 AM
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Guys, my penis hurts from all the sex I've been having. Some of the girls I date are insatiable.

I lose women, because I can't go a half dozen times in a night, and most of the women I'm dating only inspire 1-2 hour boners, instead of all-night boners.

Job: I need someone to come over to my house, and hide in my closet. After round two or three of sex, I'll turn the lights out and switch places with you in the dark.

Basically, you are me. I pay you an hourly rate. We treat it like a regular job with regular hours, which we can figure out.

Requirement: Must have a giant dick, so she won't notice the size change when we switch places. No homo.

Please reach out if interested. Thanks.

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04-09-2014 10:30 AM
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(04-09-2014 04:20 AM)Don_ Wrote:  have you ever thought of hiring a PA(personal assistant) exclusively to deal with your social life, which include dating? I'm sure many college students would be willing to work for you part time for this. Just be sure to have him/her sign a NDA and you're set.

I have a few PA's already but it is rare to find someone with game. Ps had a good laugh with some of the responses. Post wasn't a joke though. I'm looking for very specific type of girl and need help screening while building attraction at same time. Too many candidates to sort though... takes too many hours in a day.
04-09-2014 11:37 AM
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Good luck OP, but if you are looking for a specific person it seems more like you are looking for someone to marry vs just banging girls.

Makes me think of this.

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04-09-2014 11:40 AM
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It'll be easier if you install Google Voice and use a google voice number to do your texting. Its faster, you don't have to physically give your phone to someone and someone can do it remotely.
04-09-2014 12:44 PM
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If I were making bank, my time would be worth more than the, I don't know, $50/hour it would take to employ someone with game to send texts for a few hours per day. This makes a lot of sense.

One of the unsatisfying alternatives would be to pay for sex more directly - prostitution. Or give up thousands of dollars per year to text emotional, flaky girls.

I'd rather hire someone.
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04-09-2014 01:56 PM
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