Post: #1

I had a very bad experience last friday. To make things short, I was meeting up with a girl at her place for some tequila shots.

We started with the shots and having good conversation, after the 3erd shot I told her to lay next to me on the bed, she did so. I started brushing my hand very slowly back and forth across her leg while mantaining conversation. After some talk I went for the kiss.

We made out, I grabbed her tits, her ass, her pussy, everything. She was resisting the bang though, but gave in after I talked her into it and made her even hornier.

Before taking her clothes off we were on the 5th shot mark, and I could feel the effects of the tequila on me. After some foreplay, we were ready to begin banging (or so I thought), but there was a slight problem...

I was hard, but not hard enough. I knew this was the alcohol's fault. Wrapping this story up, I didn't get to bang her and even though it was frustrating, I didn't beat myself too much over it, I just took it as a new experience to learn from.

What really worries me is how much alcohol is too much to fuck me up? This had never ocurred to me before, and i wasn't drunk at all. I was completely aware of my actions, but I could feel the alcohol making effect, I was mildly dizzy. It made me realize that I don't have to be completely drunk and wasted for the substance to ruin my notch.

So that was my little story, it would be cool to hear from the other forumers with similar experiences. Maybe even recieve a little help/tips on how to still consume alcohol without going through this again

All I know, is that I'm never drinking tequila again.

Post: #2

It's not tequila's fault, in fact, whiskey is worse, whiskey is the most depressing and low blood pressure drink available, I only drink whiskey and tequila though.

The key is EAT, go to target and buy a big package of salty deluxe nuts(NPI), try to eat while you're drinking. Thank me later.

Post: #3

I always avoid drinking ANY alcohol when I am getting ready for a bang. It is medically proven that alcohol impairs a mans performance in bed, and you just proved that theory to yourself.

if you absolutely MUST drink to convince your target to fuck, then, sneak in a 12ozs of water in between drinks. Do not tell your target you are drinking water, it will make her feel guilty, and close her legs up fast. Make sure to pour yourself some water in a shot glass a few times, while she drinks the real thing.

Mixx

Post: #4

I think virtually every guy whose been on vacation picking up chicks has run into this at some point. If you haven't you will, it's just a matter of time. There's no real answer to getting around it other than known your tolerance or and this is the one I go with now, pop a cialis, ive been sloppy drunk more than a few times with a cialis in my system and still was able to go no issues.

My worst memory of my pre cialis days was back in 2005, I was traveling in Egypt to the red sea area called Hurghada. Had been in Cairo and Luxor prior and had been about 3 weeks of nothing, muslim country not ideal for picking up. Anyway, hit the beach and look around and everywhere I looked it was Russian chicks, felt like a gift from the man upstairs like you've suffered long enough, here's your reward. I met a few girls, we went to hotel lobby started getting liquored, one of them wanted me bad, I'm a very light skinned Indian male so I pass for everything and in Egypt I look egyptianish and she wanted herself an egyptian. I wanted her friend who was drop dead gorgeous, we partied hard till the early morning had managed to get away from the friend who wanted me without alienating the friend I did want, not an easy task. Toward the end of the night we were all over each other and still around a bunch of people but we kept at it, didnt care. I prolly coulda got it up if we went at it in front of the crowd, Im a performer lol but she grabbed me and we went back to her room and I cant remember wanting a girl more, and nothing. I may as well have been paralyzed from the waist down for as little action as there was stirring down there. I took care of her needs and she was a good sport she tried damn hard to help me out but nothin. I ran into her only one more time before she left and kissed me and instant hard on nd she knew it but her bitchy friends werent getting any play so they wouldnt let her come hang out with me on their last day there, least that was her story could very well have been gave ya a shot and you failed buddy but never did close her.

Post: #5

(01-12-2011 03:01 PM)MiXX Wrote:  I always avoid drinking ANY alcohol when I am getting ready for a bang. It is medically proven that alcohol impairs a mans performance in bed, and you just proved that theory to yourself.

if you absolutely MUST drink to convince your target to fuck, then, sneak in a 12ozs of water in between drinks. Do not tell your target you are drinking water, it will make her feel guilty, and close her legs up fast. Make sure to pour yourself some water in a shot glass a few times, while she drinks the real thing.

Mixx

It's funny but when I drink, I can fcuk for ages.

Post: #6

(01-12-2011 02:56 PM)bars Wrote:  It's not tequila's fault, in fact, whiskey is worse, whiskey is the most depressing and low blood pressure drink available, I only drink whiskey and tequila though.

The key is EAT, go to target and buy a big package of salty deluxe nuts(NPI), try to eat while you're drinking. Thank me later.

Shit I remember that I didn't eat lunch that day, thanks for the tip! And damn I tried whiskey once and fuck it was horrible, so strong when it goes down your throat. I'll keep the salty nuts in mind

(01-12-2011 03:01 PM)MiXX Wrote:  I always avoid drinking ANY alcohol when I am getting ready for a bang. It is medically proven that alcohol impairs a mans performance in bed, and you just proved that theory to yourself.

if you absolutely MUST drink to convince your target to fuck, then, sneak in a 12ozs of water in between drinks. Do not tell your target you are drinking water, it will make her feel guilty, and close her legs up fast. Make sure to pour yourself some water in a shot glass a few times, while she drinks the real thing.

Mixx

It is indeed proven, I've read it before. I think this was the first time I had (well, tried...) sex not completely sober, so I usually don't rely on alcohol to get the bang, but this time the subject was kind of the "bridge" for the meetup, so I thought forgetting about it would be risky.


@mikeymike:
Good story, I guess its bound to happen to everyone, specially if you're in the Travelling niche heavily.

@Moma: Yeah I've heard this from quite a few people, I thought it was going to be the same for me too, but I guess not

Post: #7

this happened to me twice a couple months ago two nights in a row. the chick was starting to think i developed erectile dysfunction. Proved her wrong a few days later!

Post: #8

This happened to me on Saturday when I picked up my first blonde. A Russian American with a great body, pretty face and the cutest little dot on her forehead. We stood less than an inch apart, barely touching each other, when I told her I had a premonition that I was going to get molested tonight. Shock, awe and a smile later I kissed her and led her out of the club. She kissed me outside and we drove up to her neighborhood bar because "it's still early, no?" There, I met her friends, saw pictures of her niece and fed us more Tequila. "Why Tequila?" She asked. "Because." I replied. "Because?" She laughed. She ignored her friends, looked into my eyes, and was kind to me. All night long, she touched me with her hands and her heart. It was time.

The vibe was perfect, and we pranced over to her apartment like two bunnies in a meadow. I stepped inside, closed the door and pulled her ever so near to kiss her lips in the darkness. She kissed back hungrily and started pulling off my clothes as we did the funny walk backwards to her bedroom. She wanted the slow naked dance but a part of me worried about last minute resistance. For some reason my brain chose to ignore the handcuffs on her bedpost - even when she pointed them out. I undid her bra to unveil the magic of divine craftsmanship. God her body felt lovely and I feasted all over it.

With her creamy skin on my chest, and the dreamy voice of an angel, she said "tell me what you want," then dutifully went down on me. Here was a blonde darling bobbing her head up and down, sucking the daylights out of my genetically overrepresented cock and I was the man. Overjoyed and overly horny, I turned her around, and started fucking her with everything I had because God hasn't built many asses like that. Her body under me felt so wonderful, blissful, awash in pleasure, grunting in ecstasy when I stared below in sheer horror...

... because right then, 36 hours of starvation and 5 shots of Tequila pulled the emergency breaks on my rooster. I tried everything, yet I turned into a complete trainwreck when it came to fucking her, because I missed the memo that we were going to fly at half-mast that night.

She asked "Will you cum?" when I had a genius idea. I made up some shit about how I hate condoms and was with another chick the previous night, so I couldn't cum tonight. Only to weird her out - "so are you thinking about HER right now?" - Yes we were buck naked. Yes she wanted it. Yes I am a stupid fool. No I didn't think about upholding the reputation of this board. I kinda forgot how to have sex.

She fingered herself and snuck up to me. Four hours of cuddling, and an enormous headache from looking up at her ceiling later, I'm still lying in her bed hoping morning wood will come to my rescue. That's when she woke up, heard me say "I want you in the morning" and said "I think I'm good." Then she suggested I call a cab. So I sat up straight like a zombie, put my clothes on, made small talk and saw myself out.

I didn't take her number. Why? Because I'm a dumbass. I assumed that she just wanted me to leave and that was that. When it rains, it pours, but that night, I was the asshole who didn't want to get wet. FML.

Post: #9

(01-12-2011 03:12 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(01-12-2011 03:01 PM)MiXX Wrote:  I always avoid drinking ANY alcohol when I am getting ready for a bang. It is medically proven that alcohol impairs a mans performance in bed, and you just proved that theory to yourself.

if you absolutely MUST drink to convince your target to fuck, then, sneak in a 12ozs of water in between drinks. Do not tell your target you are drinking water, it will make her feel guilty, and close her legs up fast. Make sure to pour yourself some water in a shot glass a few times, while she drinks the real thing.

Mixx

It's funny but when I drink, I can fcuk for ages.

same here. once I had to stop myself cause I was fucking for ages and still wouldn't cum. I got bored and went to sleep.

Post: #10

(01-12-2011 06:55 PM)stein Wrote:  This happened to me on Saturday when I picked up my first blonde. A Russian American with a great body, pretty face and the cutest little dot on her forehead. We stood less than an inch apart, barely touching each other, when I told her I had a premonition that I was going to get molested tonight. Shock, awe and a smile later I kissed her and led her out of the club. She kissed me outside and we drove up to her neighborhood bar because "it's still early, no?" There, I met her friends, saw pictures of her niece and fed us more Tequila. "Why Tequila?" She asked. "Because." I replied. "Because?" She laughed. She ignored her friends, looked into my eyes, and was kind to me. All night long, she touched me with her hands and her heart. It was time.

The vibe was perfect, and we pranced over to her apartment like two bunnies in a meadow. I stepped inside, closed the door and pulled her ever so near to kiss her lips in the darkness. She kissed back hungrily and started pulling off my clothes as we did the funny walk backwards to her bedroom. She wanted the slow naked dance but a part of me worried about last minute resistance. For some reason my brain chose to ignore the handcuffs on her bedpost - even when she pointed them out. I undid her bra to unveil the magic of divine craftsmanship. God her body felt lovely and I feasted all over it.

With her creamy skin on my chest, and the dreamy voice of an angel, she said "tell me what you want," then dutifully went down on me. Here was a blonde darling bobbing her head up and down, sucking the daylights out of my genetically overrepresented cock and I was the man. Overjoyed and overly horny, I turned her around, and started fucking her with everything I had because God hasn't built many asses like that. Her body under me felt so wonderful, blissful, awash in pleasure, grunting in ecstasy when I stared below in sheer horror...

... because right then, 36 hours of starvation and 5 shots of Tequila pulled the emergency breaks on my rooster. I tried everything, yet I turned into a complete trainwreck when it came to fucking her, because I missed the memo that we were going to fly at half-mast that night.

She asked "Will you cum?" when I had a genius idea. I made up some shit about how I hate condoms and was with another chick the previous night, so I couldn't cum tonight. Only to weird her out - "so are you thinking about HER right now?" - Yes we were buck naked. Yes she wanted it. Yes I am a stupid fool. No I didn't think about upholding the reputation of this board. I kinda forgot how to have sex.

She fingered herself and snuck up to me. Four hours of cuddling, and an enormous headache from looking up at her ceiling later, I'm still lying in her bed hoping morning wood will come to my rescue. That's when she woke up, heard me say "I want you in the morning" and said "I think I'm good." Then she suggested I call a cab. So I sat up straight like a zombie, put my clothes on, made small talk and saw myself out.

I didn't take her number. Why? Because I'm a dumbass. I assumed that she just wanted me to leave and that was that. When it rains, it pours, but that night, I was the asshole who didn't want to get wet. FML.

"Genetically overrepresented cock" lmfao oh god i am going to have to steal that.

Sucks that happened though. she sounds like a real knockout. When it first happened to me the thought "What the fuck kickboxa, you are actually having sex with a chick yet you cant get hawd, how humiliating!" went through my mind

i remember i blamed it on having a head cold the next day

Post: #11

Yeah this guy's prose is fucking awesome LMAO.