Post: #1

Went into a home improvement store and this cute clerk asked me what I needed today. For whatever reason without thinking I blurted out "a foot massage". (No guys, I don't have a foot fetish) She looked surprised and said "yeah me too". She blushed a little and I told her I bet she really did after standing on that concrete floor all day...blah blah. I told her to put her number in my phone so I could give her a description of what I would do and she just popped in the digits. She texted herself from my phone and has since sent several pics and messages.

I thought either I was onto something or this was just a lucky break so I decided to try it again a couple hours later. This time at a bar with the waitress who was serving my date and I. About halfway through she asked if there was anything we needed so I threw it out there again. Same reaction as the first girl. A slight blush and then a smile. It pissed my date off a little but she knows I flirt with these types. I got her number(using same banter as girl #1) while my date was in the bathroom and had a message from her before the car left the parking lot.

Only tried this opener twice now(today) but it comes across as humorous if you do it with a sly smile and it also puts a sexual image of you instantly in their mind. I am guessing it will work best on service type workers who do a lot of walking or standing. Give it a try and see what happens.

Post: #2

Interesting theory. Glad it worked for you. May have to try it out, myself.

Post: #3

http://www.reddit.com/r/thathappened

Post: #4

I like it but I would just say a massage rather than foot massage.

Her: Can I help you find something?
You: Right now I could really use a massage.
Either she will laugh and/or say me too.
Then get her to talk about herself/her job and it is easy from there. After chitchat number close her. Pretty decent setup.

+1 Like from me.

Post: #5

Nice, I see myself using this. I'll try it out.

Post: #6

This us funny. I think a back massage or something else could be used for a receptionist or someone who sits...you know, tailor the massage to the type of job. If they ask why, just make some story up why that part hurts or w/e.

Post: #7

Pure gold.

Post: #8

Trying this out tonight. Will report back (and no, I'm not going to a home improvement-esque store).

Post: #9

Update.
This line works great. Have tested a few more times and got another number today at macys from a fragrance counter girl.
More importantly though... Had a good deal of back and forth with the home improvement girl last night. Had her really going with this foot massage thing. It turned into a pretty big laugh between us but she kept bringing it up. I told her to swing by today after work and I would trade her foot rub for foot rub. I was a little surprised when she showed up around 330 today smiling at my door. I gave her a quick look up and down and said very seriously "you must be here for the foot massage". She started laughing and I pulled her in, slammed the door, and it was game on. No resistance. Straight to the couch. Fucked her good for about 15 minutes before I blew inside of her. Says she was on the pill and I love it raw so no arguing from me. She hung out for awhile and parted ways laughing that neither one of us got a massage. I invited her back Sunday with the promise of actually giving her the massage. She will be back but I doubt I will be rubbing her damned feet.

If any of you guys get laid with this give me my first rep point.

Post: #10

I like that one. Definitely putting it to use this weekend