Post: #51

I heard them talking about this on the radio this morning. I guess we're ahead of the curve around here

Post: #52

(03-12-2014 02:56 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Quote:It was her personal conquest list.

That's the bit that made me laugh to myself too. Pre-manosphere I wouldn't have picked up on it of course.

Post: #53

Lohan was very fuckable as a teenager and early 20s. And fucked she was it would seem. Now I cant look at her without wondering how many STDs she has.

Post: #54

(03-13-2014 09:36 AM)Teedub Wrote:  

(03-12-2014 02:56 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Quote:It was her personal conquest list.

That's the bit that made me laugh to myself too. Pre-manosphere I wouldn't have picked up on it of course.

For a fat girl who gets no cock banging a celebrity would be a conquest. For a hot young rich famous bitch to let herself get plowed by Joaquin Phoenix is an epic fail.

Post: #55

I noticed Justin Timberlake and Adam Levine on the list. I would love to see their lists. Those guys definitely get around.

I've known some former kid actors. It's not an easy life, and they tend to grow up pretty fast. They have to take a lot of praise and a lot of criticism before they have the filters set up to deal with it. I'm not surprised she's messed up.

Here's a good article on the subject written by one of the kids from Mrs. Doubtfire.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-reasons-ch...rspective/

Post: #56

i wonder if theres any blk dudes on the list. a few years back, there was a picture of her n omarion from b2k in a jeep,

Post: #57

(03-17-2014 11:37 AM)Low Status Beta Wrote:  i wonder if theres any blk dudes on the list. a few years back, there was a picture of her n omarion from b2k in a jeep,

We don't use textspeak on this forum.

Post: #58

Not trying to race troll but almost all of these attractive young white starlettes has slept with a black athlete or entertainer. Whether or not they'll admit to it is a different story.

A lot of guys on here have higher body counts than 37, so you know she's well into triple digits.

Post: #59

Only thread I could figure to put this in, just downloaded an episode of "2 broke girls" (no idea why I watch it, must be the brunette's tits) and Lindsey Lohan was in it.
She looks and sounds rough. Gravelly smoker's voice, like 4 packs a day, and I'm guessing they put makeup on her, but there's still huge bags under her eyes and the beginnings of Droopy the dog cheeks.
Shame she's only 27.

Post: #60

I knew she was a slut after coming across a sex scene from a movie she did on YouTube. Seen the video?
- seems like it's one of the most viewed on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlEVmA42v-0

Post: #61

Apparently she's converted to Islam:

https://www.moroccoworldnews.com/2017/01...ing-islam/

"After the controversy that followed a viral photo of the American actress and singer carrying the Quran, Lindsay Lohan has resurfaced in international media, deleting the content of her Instagram account. In her bio, she wrote “Alaikum Salam”, the Islamic phrase used in returning greetings and translated as “and unto you, peace.” This has been widely interpreted as a sign that she’s converted to Islam.

Muslims around the world have been interested in how Lohan’s story would unfold as she showed signs of leaning toward the Islamic faith. Her Twitter account has been flooded by messages, welcoming the 30-year-actress into Islam and taking pride in her new spiritual journey.

Many have retweeted a statement from the American actress saying:

“The Quran opened doors for me to experience spiritually, to find another true meaning. This is who I am.”

Lohan’s story with Islam began last year when a Saudi friend gave her the Quran after she moved to London. She later went to Dubai and then to Turkey to volunteer as a refugee advocate. Recounting the trouble she endured following the picture of her holding the Quran to a Turkish TV show, she said:

“They crucified me for it in America […] they made me seem like Satan. I was a bad person for holding that Quran,” noting that she was relieved when she returned to London after the controversy in the US, feeling “unsafe”.

Ms. Lohan added that studying Islam is a choice for her to make freely. “This is my own will,” avowed the American actor."


My analysis: weak-minded attention whore (and actual whore) from a dysfunctional Western family hit rock bottom in every sense and seeks the structure and discipline her family and culture could never offer. Her brain and body are destroyed by drugs, alcohol, dick and gossip. Can no longer get high in any sense. Hates her dad and all her exes. Add in Hollywood virtue signalling by sympathizing with oppressed peoples and you have the perfect solution.

Post: #62

Right...
I'm sure Islam is so eager to have that trollop in their ranks...

Or is this all just an attempt to hide her "paid visits" to various Saudi princes?

Post: #63

(01-15-2017 09:19 PM)CynicalContrarian Wrote:  Right...
I'm sure Islam is so eager to have that trollop in their ranks...

Actually I'm sure they are. See, she holds influence over millions of young female idiots (and some males too). I guarantee there are young Western girls reading the Quran right this minute thanks to seeing this.

Post: #64

Now she's really going to blow up.

Aloha!

Post: #65

I dont see her living up to whatever the Quran says. She is just trying to be in the limelight again.

A reasonable facsimile of Lindsay Lohan's current boyfriend when he finds out she has had that many lovers.

Post: #66

If her Father converts, will he honor kill her?

Post: #67

Goddamn I wanted her so bad in 2001........cocaine , Alcohol, and The Wall-Kills infatuation.

Post: #68

The way her face has been sliding over her skull for the past few years, a hijab is just what's needed.

Post: #69

(03-12-2014 02:55 PM)kosko Wrote:  "37 best known Lovers"

Excellent neg, "You are definitely in my Top 37 list"!

Post: #70

I look forward to seeing her in 'Mujaheddin Girls'.