Post: #26

I feel like this thread is gonna be about people dry-snitching on themselves.

A high speed hot pursuit against the cops in a Lamborghini Sesto Elemento.

Kidnap a few people and beat them senseless

Bank robberies every few years to make my life interesting. (non-violent)

Post: #27

Cut the labels off my mattress.

Post: #28

I would do everything I do in GTA 4

Post: #29

Shoot every gay that annoys me.

Which is most of them.

Flip the next fucker that annoys me on the road through the median into oncoming traffic.

Have been very very close to doing so. Yeah, Hotwheels has road rage and a big truck.

Write "Fuck the pigs" in the grass of the courthouse with weed killer.

Because, fuck the pigs.

Post: #30

I'd like to punch one of those frail, feminine hipster guys as hard as I can for no reason in the middle of the street and see if I could knock him out in one shot.

Post: #31

Run around my block naked late at night.

Post: #32

Dress like Jesus, get all funned up on Shrooms, go set up a stand in the park and just listen to peoples problems for the afternoon.

I don't know why, its the first thing that popped into my head when I read the post's title. Well, the first thing that didn't involve horrible violence.

Post: #33

Break limbs and jaws of effete, passive-aggressive hipster manginas.

Post: #34

Hack into the 8 o´clock news, Max Headroom style, and ad-lib some sarcastic, dark humoured comments about the crap they are saying.

Post: #35

(02-24-2014 08:20 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  I had an idea in the past about creating a crime based theme park. You show up and banks , haji marts and the entire town is functional including the jail and police dept.

It would be like Grand Theft Auto meets Mideval Times.

Post: #36

Rob a house just for the hell of it, and punch any queer who annoys me, which is most of them (I agree with HotWheels).

Post: #37

(02-24-2014 03:46 AM)calihunter Wrote:  Drive a tank with a barricade plow showel attached through traffic. Just pushing everything aside

You mean like this dude did in San Diego in 1995...





This one has some better views. I remember when this happened. It was nuts.

Post: #38

That is a man who lived out his dream. An inspiration.

Now lets talk gov IDs

Post: #39

Go to the seafood spot at San Pedro pier get a plate and walk around and pick food off of everones trays until my plate fills up, I will then sit in a table get corona and drink it in front of a cop while im slapping my california ID on his face over and over (im not 21 yet).
The wait there is ridiculous.

Post: #40

I like how there were two other non lethal options available to stop the tank guy and the police are like "nope, our only option is to shoot him".

As such I'd love to beat up a bunch of cops.

Post: #41

I get weird urges.

Like, every time I ride in a friend's car I have the overwhelming urge to put the handbrake on when we're on the motorway

Or if I'm drinking coffee I always think "what would happen if I just threw this in my boss's face"

Post: #42

Have sex in the US without asking "would you like to have sex with me"?

Post: #43

Yea, i just settle for staring them down IRL.

Post: #44

Not really "illegal" but I've always wanted to go into a walmart, grab one of those ground beef logs and just throw it as hard as I can over the shelves. Bomb some random shopper or cashier with meat.

Post: #45

an all out bar brawl would be pretty cool. I used to get shitfaced in bars with my crew and would pick fights on the reg. when we were younger, thankfully we've grown from that, but the adrenaline rush of fighting >>>

i miss it

Post: #46

Fuck a goat.

Post: #47

Smack somebody across the face with a big fish.

and

Grab a buskers guitar and smash it over their back.

Post: #48

(02-25-2014 08:17 AM)Vroom Wrote:  Smack somebody across the face with a big fish.

hells yes.
a big ass tuna from the fish market

Post: #49

Probably wouldn't get fined or arrested, but I'd like to follow Lindy West around one day and make fart and other disturbing noises every time she moved, breathed.

Post: #50

Go into a women's studies class and yell "No means yes and yes means anal!".