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Valentine's approach is making the spinsters squirm
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Valentine's approach is making the spinsters squirm
Already seeing strange spinster behavior in reaction to the approach of Valentine's Day.

1) Fat, lonely girls on facebook suddenly changing their status to "in a relationship", to the applause and likes of their surrounding bubble of screeches ...but there's no photo, link, or even a name for the "lucky" dude. Complete radio silence after the post.

2) Other fat spinsters calling for burning Hallmark stores, hating on Valentines cards, wanting to crush heart shaped boxes of candy (after they've gorged themselves on the contents, of course)

3) "I'm single and proud for Valentine's Day" posts. About the most unconvincing fronting you'll see this week.

Anybody else seeing the female hysteria starting to grow?

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"Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly color. I'm so glad I'm a Beta."
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02-07-2014 02:50 AM
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RE: Valentine's approach is making the spinsters squirm
This weekend will be a paradise for players. If you fail to bang or get a fuckbuddy, then the next chance is the day after Valentines when all single girls get depressed listening to their girlfriends' V dates and go out to fuck anyone.

I also noticed this facebook trend today. It's pathetic how desperate some girls can get for a stupid holiday.
02-07-2014 03:18 AM
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RE: Valentine's approach is making the spinsters squirm
when is Valentine's day anyway? ))) I could f*cking care less

2nd cartoon / sign is scary - wtf some women actually put that together?

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02-07-2014 04:42 AM
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RE: Valentine's approach is making the spinsters squirm
(02-07-2014 02:50 AM)Blackhawk Wrote:  [Image: full.png]

No wonder she's single.

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02-07-2014 04:53 AM
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