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On Efukt (NSFW), I found a man that jerks it on camera, hoping that the maid would join in on the fun and finish him off.

Quote on Efukt:

Quote:On October 15th 2008, Efukt posted THIS. It's been five years and the guerrilla masturbator never stopped. Chances are he's in a Motel 6 right now, ninja fapping in the dark, hoping to surprise the cute maid of his dreams.

The alleged masturbator: Joe Haneke



Article, here, about the man and his exploits.

The article states that he has been doing this for 22 years and has 3,425 encounters with maids. No successful attempts with women, but apparently some dude responded to his trademark line, "Want some cock?" with "Yes, sir."

Is this for real?

Post: #2

Do he sits in the room waiting for the maid to come in while he's jerking it?

Sounds like he's got some kind of trolling fetish. Is a hotel considered the guests private place when they rent it?

Post: #3

When I'm hungover in hotels I always want to bang the illegal immigrant Mexican maids.

Post: #4

0 for 3,425?

talk about dedication.

Post: #5

Game Recognized???

Post: #6

If the female proclivity towards casual sex with strangers were really 63% instead of 0% as the feminists are now claiming, he would have gotten laid a few hundred times by now. Of course, reality is vastly different...

Post: #7

Omega recognized. This guys got a mental health problem maybe. I don't believe he actually expects them or even wants them to join him. Clearly he is getting off from the shock he inspires in the women.

If he is trying to get laid, then he needs to change it up.

Either way, he sounds nuts.

Post: #8

(02-04-2014 12:15 AM)2Wycked Wrote:  On Efukt (NSFW), I found a man that jerks it on camera,

Post: #9

Apparently he finally got some help. But it was from a queer. It was on efukt but I will not post the link.

Post: #10

He actually got one of the maids to close the door and watch. Its up on efukt somewhere.

Here it is, obviously NSFW.

Post: #11

(02-04-2014 12:34 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  When I'm hungover in hotels I always want to bang the illegal immigrant Mexican maids.

Post: #12

Quote:He actually got one of the maids to close the door and watch. Its up on efukt somewhere.

Gotta love the comments:

"All he ever wanted was an audience. All she ever intended was to restock toiletries. Somewhere in the middle they found eachother, and from there it was love at first cumshot."

Post: #13

When I was a teenager I used to walk out into the house naked when the cleaning lady was there and it was just me in the house.

Post: #14

(02-04-2014 02:56 AM)Drazen Wrote:  He actually got one of the maids to close the door and watch. Its up on efukt somewhere.

Here it is, obviously NSFW.

What have I just watched?

Post: #15

The forthcoming book!

Post: #16

(02-04-2014 09:52 AM)3extra Wrote:  What have I just watched?

C'mon, you know you liked it.

Post: #17

Don't know about this guy.

The idea is sound, but apparently the close rate is not very good. I don't think his fantasy is impossible if he just uses a different tactic. Yet hundreds of attempts later and he's still approaching it in the exact same manner. Einstein would have called that the definition of insanity. Does he even really want this to happen?

Seems like a lot of work for nothing, especially given that even the old hags are running. What's a cute one going to do?

Change your strategy, man! At least a little bit.

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Post: #18

I have to wonder about this. Jon Haneke, whoever he is, is probably no longer a Systems Analyst for Mattel.

Post: #19

Anyone else think it's a strange coincidence that this guy's last name sounds like "hand" and "hankey" and that his first name is "John"?

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Post: #21

Is this beta?

Post: #22

Scum.

The cleaning ladies are just minding their own business, trying to do their crappy jobs without any hassle. They aren't party sluts looking for action. They are people doing hard work.

I hope he gets shot or arrested.

Post: #23

This really isn't omega or a case of him having bad game, it's just some kind of perverted sexual fetish. He's getting off on exposing himself to the maids, he isn't really expecting or trying to fuck them.

Post: #24

God bless that pervy weirdo. He needs to go make a video with those art school chicks behind the initiation library video.

Post: #25

What is the point of this thread?

And how do we know that the faceless loser depicted in those videos is the same one identified by name/photo? That linked article isn't exactly a reputable source. Anybody's name/photo could have been freely smeared instead.

Re: low conversions numbers.

Is it really any surprise? Not all flashers are made equal. This one obviously falls into overweight-middle-aged-white-omega-with-small-dick category. If he had a nine inch dick, or if he looked like young Johnny Depp or Tommy Lee, or was cut like a pro athlete, I'm sure his conversions numbers would be much higher. Women are mostly disgusted by lewdness when the rest of you is disgusting. If you are hot, they are very curious.