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(02-26-2015 09:28 PM)Dusty Wrote:  Jeb Bush and the missus:

Sociopaths place beauty and arrangement convience before ambition.

They will go for the longshot.

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Totalbiscuit:



Totalbiscuit's fat wife:

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So I was born with natural good looks and worked hard to get into the acting scene. I slaved and felt like dogshit from rejection after rejection all over the biggest outlets in the world. I was about to throw in the towel. The big break. I get a starring role on tv. I'm mediocre there thanks to the writers but some producer notices you. I'm on. I attend a few rehearsels and get the role in some film. I do well in that film again but I'm no leading man...or so they say. I'm not sure anymore. Another producer approaches me with a shocking proposal. I'm going to audition for a franchise. I attend the audition and suddenly i'm James Bond. I'm now dating this girl.. plump and a bit obnoxious but better than anything I had while bussing tables and doing plays. It's time. I marry, why not..she seems just fine? She enjoys the limelight more than I do though. It makes you feel like shit.

Why not just go with it. Life is short as mum said. Drink is the salve. Maybe if i'm lucky i'll pickle that fat bitch before i'm dead.

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(03-02-2015 02:11 PM)El Chinito loco Wrote:  So I was born with natural good looks and worked hard to get into the acting scene. I slaved and felt like dogshit from rejection after rejection all over the biggest outlets in the world. I was about to throw in the towel. The big break. I get a starring role on tv. I'm mediocre there thanks to the writers but some producer notices you. I'm on. I attend a few rehearsels and get the role in some film. I do well in that film again but I'm no leading man...or so they say. I'm not sure anymore. Another producer approaches me with a shocking proposal. I'm going to audition for a franchise. I attend the audition and suddenly i'm James Bond. I'm now dating this girl.. plump and a bit obnoxious but better than anything I had while bussing tables and doing plays. It's time. I marry, why not..she seems just fine? She enjoys the limelight more than I do though. It makes you feel like shit.

Why not just go with it. Life is short as mum said. Drink is the salve. Maybe if i'm lucky i'll pickle that fat bitch before i'm dead.

Wait, what?

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(03-02-2015 01:37 PM)ganjian Wrote:  Totalbiscuit:



Totalbiscuit's fat wife:

I'm pretty sure Totalbiscuit didn't get big until recently, so I'm betting that he met her before his rise.

Even so, he's just an e-celeb in a niche world. He's not exactly someone that is instantly recognizable like the other men in this thread are.

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(03-02-2015 12:57 PM)El Chinito loco Wrote:  

(02-26-2015 09:28 PM)Dusty Wrote:  Jeb Bush and the missus:

Had no idea she looked like that. I always thought she would be tall and slender.

Hate to be so mean, but I don't see him winning now. Yes if he won the primary then the primarily left voting Hispanic minorities and fat feminists would be ok with her. But during the Republican primaries people are going to say I don't want that thing representing our country. Also, some people will question his decision making skills.

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Ive never understood why Ferris Bueller settled for horse face



James Mcavoy's wife



Toby Macguire's wife

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(03-03-2015 10:39 AM)samsamsam Wrote:  

(03-02-2015 12:57 PM)El Chinito loco Wrote:  

(02-26-2015 09:28 PM)Dusty Wrote:  Jeb Bush and the missus:

Had no idea she looked like that. I always thought she would be tall and slender.

Hate to be so mean, but I don't see him winning now. Yes if he won the primary then the primarily left voting Hispanic minorities and fat feminists would be ok with her. But during the Republican primaries people are going to say I don't want that thing representing our country. Also, some people will question his decision making skills.

I have doubts about him because at his age and social station he has not figured out the proper length for his suit jacket sleeves. It's not like he is buying that shit off the rack at Sears.

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Melissa Joan Hart(Sabrina The Teenage Witch). husband could have a harem of 8's and 9's around him. Yet chose to stay with his past Wall wife. I'll give the guy credit for staying committed to his marriage.

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a lot of these guys wifed up women that were extremely hot a decade ago, seemed like a good choice at the time. If they are fucking around with hotter women but staying married to be a good father, good on them.

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(04-26-2015 08:52 PM)Clemmo Wrote:  Melissa Joan Hart(Sabrina The Teenage Witch). husband could have a harem of 8's and 9's around him. Yet chose to stay with his past Wall wife. I'll give the guy credit for staying committed to his marriage.

Heh. Looking at her posing in gym clothes, like she actually works out.

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(04-26-2015 08:52 PM)Clemmo Wrote:  Melissa Joan Hart(Sabrina The Teenage Witch). husband could have a harem of 8's and 9's around him. Yet chose to stay with his past Wall wife. I'll give the guy credit for staying committed to his marriage.

This is just ridiculous. Why bitches destroy themselves after kids is beyond any explaination. There is no consideration at all for his desires. Maybe she is a cancer survivor. Only excuse for that appearance given how ripped he is.

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(04-26-2015 10:09 PM)rpg Wrote:  

(04-26-2015 08:52 PM)Clemmo Wrote:  Melissa Joan Hart(Sabrina The Teenage Witch). husband could have a harem of 8's and 9's around him. Yet chose to stay with his past Wall wife. I'll give the guy credit for staying committed to his marriage.

This is just ridiculous. Why bitches destroy themselves after kids is beyond any explaination. There is no consideration at all for his desires. Maybe she is a cancer survivor. Only excuse for that appearance given how ripped he is.

Was she ever that hot though? People talk like she was a dime on the Teenage Witch lol. We all know the hottest broad was that one brunette (I wanted to fuck the redhead low key though):


That show had week talent, most of the broads on that show were ugly aside from the two.

MJH, she was basically always as hot as the weirdo nerdy girl form school you caught one night when she decided to dress up like a real slut and go to the bar.




I polished my dick as a teen pounding pussy of forgettable sub-standard blondes like Melissa Joan Hart. You only noticed them on those one off nights where they dressed up real good and wanted some attention, any other time you wouldn't pick them out of a crowd. All of them had basic ass names like Mellisa, Jennifer, Ashley, Sarah and I would routinely confuse their names while drunk, I would routinely call Jessica...Ashley and vice versa.

Melissa Joan Heart man looks suspect, all those pics he looks like he is to into himself (he is more aware of the camera then she is) . That level of narcissism and self-love is common among fags - dude likley is playing for both teams. You have to question when dudes like that settle for dumpy women, especially when culturally they come from different parts (He is from Alabama, she is from Connecticut) and they did not meet while young (if they were college sweethearts or something then its whatever). They basically met when both were established celebrities ... but hey ... she must of had a great personality. LOL.

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I talked about this in another thread, although that particular thread was race-specific, any time you see physically attractive men dating/marrying down, money is involved.

Melissa Joan Hart is paid, hubby is a musician from a now defunct band that you've never heard of -- they were still doing demos as of a few years ago -- so he snags a woman with real bread so that it's easier to continue pursuing his music dreams or whatever.

Money is a funny thing, think about how many other women came along who gave him the opportunity to be with a millionaire, you probably wouldn't turn down that either.

Kosko's assessment of her is on point. She's not bad-looking, but there's nothing about her that arouses me, I could see her getting a little freaky after a few drinks, and the next thing you know you have her doggystyle in the front seat of a RAV-4, telling her you've never had a witch's pussy before.

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Clarissa smashes into the wall.

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(04-27-2015 12:06 AM)kosko Wrote:  


I polished my dick as a teen pounding pussy of forgettable sub-standard blondes like Melissa Joan Hart.

That's a photograph of a forgettable sub-standard blonde?

Could you post up a photograph of a blonde that meets standard? What percentage of the population would be composed of standard meeting blondes?

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Delete

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(04-27-2015 12:06 AM)kosko Wrote:  Was she ever that hot though? People talk like she was a dime on the Teenage Witch lol.

elbows too pointy, her hair is too long in some of these photos to boot.







verdict: 2/10 elbows too pointy, small breasted substandard blonde. WNB

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Oh, these photos are all 20 years old, she is 39 now, and clearly post wall and not really bangable NOW, but 20 years ago, to say she was substandard, gtfo. Would have banged 20 years ago most definitely, of course not now though.

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Jon Jones former UFC champion with fiancee Jessie Moses.

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I guess I always liked Melissa Joan Hart too. I would still bang her at 39, which I don't feel for most post-wall actresses. I remember how cute she was, and still see the remnant of her younger self in her. Funny how that works.

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(04-27-2015 02:07 AM)jariel Wrote:  I talked about this in another thread, although that particular thread was race-specific, any time you see physically attractive men dating/marrying down, money is involved.

Melissa Joan Hart is paid, hubby is a musician from a now defunct band that you've never heard of -- they were still doing demos as of a few years ago -- so he snags a woman with real bread so that it's easier to continue pursuing his music dreams or whatever.

Bingo. She's loaded from her TV show and he got her pre-wall so in essence he's flipped the script into being the trophy husband. When the wife has 20 million in the bank it's a lot easier to do your music than it is trying to work around your waiter job.

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(03-03-2015 11:13 AM)bacon Wrote:  James Mcavoy's wife

I have to assume something here, I see more and more young male actors dating or marrying older women in Hollywood or the entertainment industry, I think many of them are using the women to get advantage withing the industry, the women these men are marrying are way more connected than they do, the women know more people, the men are young and can divorce in a few years once their career take off, Ashton Kutcher dumped Demi Moor once his career took off for a 21 years old.

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