Post: #1

I was reflecting on why I've been so successful with SA Game (32/34 at the moment) and it occurred to me that it's because I never flip out when a girl says she doesn't want to bang or get physical. Nearly all of them say this at one point or another and I feel that this would probably trip up most men, as it would have fucked me up 10 years ago. I always respond with something to the effect of "Ummmmmm duh I'm not a slut and plus you could be some psycho creeper freak." This always makes them laugh and then I say "But if you're normal, I might let you give me a hug." The setup is complete.

Here's how a typical encounter would go.

Me: So where's my hug?
Her: Sorry! *HUG*
Me: Ewwww what the fuck? I'm not your brother give me a real hug.
Her: Hahaha what do you mean?
Me: Are you always such a goofball or do you have a sexy side?
Her: *Hugging Harder* How's that?
Me: Not bad. Okay where's my kiss? *Point to cheek*
Her: *Kiss on cheek*
Me: Dude this relationship is over you are the worst kisser ever!
Her: Oh my God, why!?
Me: Kiss my neck and see if you can turn me on, like this *Kiss her neck*
Her: *Gets turned on, starts making out*
Me: *Slaps her ass* *Continues making out* *Starts playing with clit outside of clothing*
Her: I thought you said we weren't having sex?
Me: Ummmm I only have sex with hot chicks, remember?
Her: Shut up! You're such an asshole.
Me: Well you know what they say... You are what you eat.
Her: Oh my God! *laughs*
Me: No, seriously. Have I taken your clothes off? We're just kissing like 3rd graders here.
Her: I didn't kiss anyone in the third grade!
Me: I was making girls cum back then. *Put hands in pants and fingering*
Her: *Extremely Horny within 1 or 2 mins* I can't take it anymore. Fuck me!
Me: *Bangs*

Post: #2

Classic push-pull.

Post: #3

Nice

Post: #4

I thought this was gonna be about hugging girls instead of shaking their hands when you meet

Post: #5

Nice to see he dropped this knowledge before his past ban caught up with him.

Post: #6

(01-23-2014 01:04 PM)Suits Wrote:  Nice to see he dropped this knowledge before his past ban caught up with him.

May I ask who he was before?

Post: #7

Yeah Suits. Do tell. Great post though.

Post: #8

I checked his posting history. Other than a tendency to mention the Seeking Arrangement website more than the average poster, I saw nothing ban worthy.

So I'm speculating that he was a previously banned member. Roosh and Tuth don't just ban new members willy-nilly.

Post: #9

I figured it was because he was always blabbing on about SA.

Post: #10

That was some good game. I think he got banned for co signing Bieber.

Post: #11

(01-23-2014 05:15 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  That was some good game. I think he got banned for co signing Bieber.

I thought it was because he got banned on another site because he wouldnt shut up about p4p? ah well, I am sure he will be back under a different IP addy and username on the 1st of february

Post: #12

Not even enough posts to make the explanation thread

Dear future banned members... Post at least enough to get a mention in that thread.. I'm curious