Post: #26

With her other daughter Alexa Ray Joel (Billy Joel's kid):

   


When picking between the two, remember that ABC reported Alexa as having HPV, with one of the best opening lines ever:

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainmen...ter-child/

An uptown girl’s downtown world just got a little more dangerous. Alexa Ray Joel, the daughter of musician Billy Joel and supermodel Christie Brinkley, revealed she had contracted the human papilloma virus from her ex-boyfriend.

Post: #27

No bikini bridge....

Post: #28

(01-16-2014 11:33 AM)Nolecbo Wrote:  With her other daughter Alexa Ray Joel (Billy Joel's kid):




When picking between the two, remember that ABC reported Alexa as having HPV, with one of the best opening lines ever:

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainmen...ter-child/

An uptown girl’s downtown world just got a little more dangerous. Alexa Ray Joel, the daughter of musician Billy Joel and supermodel Christie Brinkley, revealed she had contracted the human papilloma virus from her ex-boyfriend.

Would still bang raw.

Post: #29

Big money, 10/10 genetics....I'd bust inside all 3 and hope at least 1 gets pregnant

Post: #30

(01-16-2014 08:50 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  Have any of you guys ever banged an older broad? Just curious.

Banged my ex-GF when we were about 55. She's now officially a cat lady, never gets laid and has little hope unless she visits Africa or Jamaica.
She was quite hot, maybe an "7" two decades before I met her, but for some reason, genetics or illness, her face really collapsed and now she's basically just an old woman. I'd say if you hadn't known her during that aging interval she'd be unrecognizable.

She went through a period of horrible irrational bitchiness at about 53 during which we broke up and she started estrogen supplementation. She was almost like a totally different person after the hormone treatment, instead of escalating every tiny disagreement, she'd let them drop. I do NOT believe it was because then I had "hand" etc, it was too deep and automatic.

Political correctness often prevents people from mentioning, accepting, or treating the reality of "menopausal bitch." I think it can be discussed under the rubric of "hot flashes" however. If you ever are stuck with a woman who's aged into that range, watch out for bitchiness at a whole new level, and be prepared to fight it medically.

This Brinkley preservation project level stuff is about as common as a moon shot, but a few wrinkles aren't that bad if she doesn't gain a lot of weight.

I have cute 18-30 YO Filipinas writing me every day, just hoping for a decent man to pay for a mutual baby. I had one explain to me in charming broken English I can't duplicate, "I want to serve the man, I don't want to be a source of stress..." Can you imagine that from a USA chick?

Me and the 55 year old keep in touch, she is still very in love with me, and was seriously happy I was willing to fuck her.

The feeling of making someone really happy is great, and you don't get it with a spoiled bitch who thinks she's God.

Sometimes she had to use some lube, but was still able to orgasm pretty easily, there were the obvious signs, I could tell it was real by the bright red chest flush she got.

Certainly her skin and body are much less appealing but it's hard to describe the good side-- she really KNOWS, that if you fuck her you LIKE her, because she's not really hot. Women really need that.

As you get older, and aren't so much of an object of desire yourself , I hope you learn to appreciate the feminine, nurturing side of yourself. It is one of the only good parts about getting older. In Jung's psychology this happens in the second half of life-- after about 35-- and ais called the development of the Anima and is considered a necessary step in full maturity as a human being.

Thinking of that, being a really hot girl is like being a rich guy, you never really know who your friends are and who just wants your assets, unless your friend is also rich and has no need of your stuff.

There's an interview with Jack Nicholson where he describes fucking women he's known for decades and are now old. He could hire 18 YO hookers one new one per hour if he wanted to. He still likes fucking people he's known a long time.

But to be honest, if I had to pick between fucking women under 23 or OVER 23 only for the rest of my life, I'd definitely pick under 23, because my ultimate need as a man is POWER, and access to fertile women is the ultimate form of power if you not a creative genius writing Beethoven Symphonies.

Also when you're young you think it's all an uphill trend, you've never known anything else. Despite the rah-rah stuff on PUA forums, your value does NOT continue to rise indefinitely. At 55 now, there are girls I've turned down ( e.g. a 7 i looks 20 year old medical student in Russia, stupidly I see now) that would have married me, now I can probably never get their equivalent.

Candy Store Syndrome. Every day at 5, the candy store closes. You may be 27, it's only 1 PM. That business day is your life passing.

Post: #31

(01-16-2014 08:50 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  Have any of you guys ever banged an older broad? Just curious.

Late 30s was the oldest and she was still wet.

Post: #32

Yes, when I was 31, banged my dental hygienist, 43 at the time, and other than a few wrinkles, looked great and the sex was awesome.

Also banged a former model 2 years ago, (I was 33 and she was late 40s). She looked about 10 years younger and remarkably, the few areas that always go bad in women around that age (overall look, feel, texture of skin, a smooth line/wrinkle-free neck, and flabby triceps), she had held up great in all areas. Of course the biggest thing with both women, in addition to some genetics, was that they were slim and very dedicated to their diet/exercise regimens. They're outliers though, and their numbers are so small so as to be statistically insignificant.

Post: #33

(01-16-2014 08:50 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  Have any of you guys ever banged an older broad? Just curious.

When I was 17 (summer between Jr ans Sr year) I banged my friend's mom. It started as a surprise - I went to his house, he wasn't there, one thing led to another. That summer I would go to his house often. If he was there we hung out, if not his mom and I hooked up.

Looking back she wasn't attractive, but at that age you can get it up for anything.

Post: #34

(01-16-2014 12:31 AM)soup Wrote:  I'd take mom and daught together to go.

Yes. the mother/daughter pair is the way to go here and it lifts both the mother and the daughter.

Christie's 60 year old cunt is beyond the pale at this point, but you put her on her knees dressed in a simple black shirt and expensive jeans and let her suck you with the patience of a nun, and then have her pull those jeans down and stick it up her primly dry asshole while her daughter stares with perfect awe and stupidity and readies her pink tender quim.

Post: #35

(01-16-2014 04:43 PM)Nolecbo Wrote:  

(01-16-2014 08:50 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  Have any of you guys ever banged an older broad? Just curious.

When I was 17 (summer between Jr ans Sr year) I banged my friend's mom. It started as a surprise - I went to his house, he wasn't there, one thing led to another. That summer I would go to his house often. If he was there we hung out, if not his mom and I hooked up.

Looking back she wasn't attractive, but at that age you can get it up for anything.

Your friend ever find out?

Post: #36

What age does it usually dry up?

Post: #37

^^^it depends on the woman, hormones, diet, things like that, but I see it a lot more in women over 40, or approaching 40.

Post: #38

(01-16-2014 11:59 PM)Seboist Wrote:  

(01-16-2014 04:43 PM)Nolecbo Wrote:  

(01-16-2014 08:50 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  Have any of you guys ever banged an older broad? Just curious.

When I was 17 (summer between Jr ans Sr year) I banged my friend's mom. It started as a surprise - I went to his house, he wasn't there, one thing led to another. That summer I would go to his house often. If he was there we hung out, if not his mom and I hooked up.

Looking back she wasn't attractive, but at that age you can get it up for anything.

Your friend ever find out?

Never. Even at that age I was wise enough to know how this could all blow up, she was still married and we knew them through church.

Post: #39

(01-16-2014 08:50 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  Have any of you guys ever banged an older broad? Just curious.

Yes, and the thing I always notice is the smell. They smell different from younger women. I think it must be a pheromone thing.

Post: #40

The oldest chick I have banged was 46. Her pussy was wet.

Post: #41

I've banged out my share of old birds and the experience runs from horrible to awesome.There is no real way to tell what the experience may be like.The only women over 40 that CONSISTENTLY have good pussy imho are fitness broads.Im not talking about the women that turn 40 AND THEN hit the gym after they've had some kids and divorced raped some dude...Im talking about the women that have worked out and maintained a high level of fitness their entire lives even during and after pregnancy.

Post: #42

62. Giddy Godamn!

Post: #43

I was 23 and banged a 53 year old. To my total surprise, she was still wet. She is is still in the top 10 best bangs. She was down for about anything.

Post: #44

(07-23-2016 03:15 AM)Snowplow Wrote:  I was 23 and banged a 53 year old. To my total surprise, she was still wet. She is is still in the top 10 best bangs. She was down for about anything.

What's the story behind that?

Post: #45

I banged the 52 yo granddaughter of a somewhat infamous prime minister when I was 27 - one year shy of double my age. Still had a banging body and wet pussy but her face gave it away. Didn't care, I had been on a group tour with no opportunities for the month previous and was hard up. Met her in a hostel, obviously the family fortune had dissipated. Raw dogged, came inside, was her 7th notch. Everyone in the room knew what was up, and it seemed to be a huge DHV with the young chicks in the room (came in later after we had paired off or I might not have this story). Could've had my way with any of them the day after but the hostel was booked that night and I had a train to the next city to catch.

Post: #46

(07-23-2016 07:30 AM)The Black Knight Wrote:  

(07-23-2016 03:15 AM)Snowplow Wrote:  I was 23 and banged a 53 year old. To my total surprise, she was still wet. She is is still in the top 10 best bangs. She was down for about anything.

What's the story behind that?

Long story short, I was at my regular bar with friends playing darts. She was wearing tight gym clothes, yoga pants and tight tank top. Girls bathroom was near dart board. We kept having strong eye contact. Went to bar to get a drink and open. We end up in the bar basement to smoke. We start hooking up, but she thinks the basement is too disgusting. We exchanged numbers. She had just separated from her husband and I think she was just looking for validation from a younger guy.

She was extremely sexual, and pretty well experienced. Did some things to me I won't forget. She liked being dominated and she often took me out to nice places to eat and would pay my bar tab.

Post: #47

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Even at 62 she just couldn't help herself-- throwing that ass out, flashing that cleavage -- like a silly attention whoring slut. Women! Nothing surprising at all.....

(07-23-2016 02:05 AM)Conscious Pirate Wrote:  

62. Giddy Godamn!