Post: #1

Via Urban Dictionary:
Swooping - the act of swimming while pooping.
Examples: In a tragic swooping incident, Michael Phelps won the gold but lost his dignity; bill had a burrito before going in the ocean and he started swooping; Sorry I swooped in your pool; I was swooping non-stop after taking a laxative before swim team practice.

Post: #2

First off, Urban Dictionary???

Still, swooping dollies is just old-school talk for picking up women.

Think about - by your own logic, "picking up" women would be a trollish statement. Same with "hitting on" women and "opening a woman."

I have no idea why you started this thread in this sub-forum.

Still....

Post: #3

I associate the word "Swoop" with an owl or eagle flying at a downward angle to pick up capture prey, which is similar to a guy seeing a girl he likes and approaching her (granted, this part is fairly random and depends on the woman a lot no matter how skilled the guy is, so the parallels stop there). It's a commonly used word. Recall seeing it in various video games as well as description for aerial creatures' attacks. I have no idea how urban dictionary got a hold of that one!

Post: #4

(01-14-2014 05:00 AM)calihunter Wrote:  Via Urban Dictionary:
Swooping - the act of swimming while pooping.
Examples: In a tragic swooping incident, Michael Phelps won the gold but lost his dignity; bill had a burrito before going in the ocean and he started swooping; Sorry I swooped in your pool; I was swooping non-stop after taking a laxative before swim team practice.

Apparently, I am quite the player then based on this definition.

Bow to me!