RE: Berlin, Germany
Dont...That is all...
But seriously, I think there are many better places to go for meeting girls. I'd take the London any day over this, and I'm in no way a fan of London. I don't think going solo here is a good idea, especially if your older and not ripped/stylish/ridiculosly good looking.
Girls...during the day, theres plenty. Hot / Posh, very few. Cute, a reasonable amount. Mostly tourists in 2/3's or huge groups. A handful of locals on their way/to from work at any time. At night, it's mostly a sausage party, and you even have to look hard during the week for that, as most places are empty Sunday to Tuesday. Might improve during the summer months.
Here's a recap...
Day one - looking for girls, really struggling to find any, see a good looking pair of shorts, follow for a while, start chatting with cute Asian girl, and her scary mate from vienna. Scary girl has booked the glass dome, so that gives me a couple of hours with the cute girl, go for a drink and pretty good chat, venue change for some ice cream, even better although getting a very weak seeing someone line. Crazy friend comes back, we head off to do some sight seeing, cute girl invites me to get food with them later, then go out with them. Then proceeds a four hour mindfuck of crazy friend taking us miles, getting us lost. I lead as much as possible, and get us to where they "need" to go, but try to bail as the enegry is dropping and losing momentum, but the cute girl is refusing to let me go. Eventually we all get on a train and instead of getting off with them, let them go and say we'll get a drink another night. After some sleep, went for a bar crawl, which was quiet but had a couple of girls, all but one a bit chunky for my taste, but not terrible. The tour consists of going to as many cock filled places as possible, except one, where I get some conversations going, and have a british girl trying to sit on my knee...but I wasn't interested at the time, and a cute blonde german college girl who starts talking to me, but gets dragged away before we get too cosy. The bar crawl moves on, and I was still interested in one of the half American girls, so I roll on...big mistake...cock filled bar...the girls get bored and leave...get their fb but nothing else. End up in a dive rock club at 2am with horrible looking women, sitting with the girl that ran the tour...she seemed dtf...but I wasnt interested...so head back to the bar with the cute college girl just in case...no dice...and whats worse is, the british girl is hooking up with a german guy and keeps looking over as if too say look at what you could have had...yuck...nil points...keeping it classy British girl...
Day two - Met a lost mother and daughter pair from Bosnia...really stunning daughter mid twenties but the mother didn't speak English and even though the daughter was busy asking me personal questions...her mother wasn't interested in waiting...shame...did a walking tour, saw the cute half American girls again, but ended up talking to a cute Dutch girl for most of it, who unfortunately was leaving at 10pm the same day. Got the feeling the half American i wanted was into me...but was too distracted, and at the end of the tour, talking about plans later, got the feeling I was getting the brush off from both of them while trying to plan some for their last night. Left with the Dutch girl, ran for a tram, and the tram just left with both girls looking at me with the...I can't believe you didn't wait for us face...duh...ended up going for food with the Dutch girl, and then looking around...we were both getting tired, but she refused multiple offers to come back and chill at my hotel...and just wanted to look at stuff till she left...but didn't want me to leave her either...so I bailed, got some sleep, headed out to a bar then club. The club had some decent women, but it was painful. Talked to a few girls, really horrible conversations, and this started the how long are you here...where are you from...what do you do...predictable 3 question system that is in full use here, and I never did find the correct answers. Talked to a really hot Asian girl from Paris, which seemed to be going well, but then her and her friend ejected suddenly and I tried 3 times to reconnect but nothing...Had a horrible conversation with a Swedish girl and her American friend who was trying to fight a German guy, for saying Swedish girls are Hot & Horny all the time. Then saw them later in a drunken mess getting "helped" out the club by German guys...haha Had two average german girls talking to me for hours, and one of them kept leaving so we could get more intimate...but the okish girl wasn't having any of it. I got plenty of girls dancing near me, but once they heard English it was a non starter (this was not a touristy club). One girl who was almost dancing on me, freaked out when I touched her shoulder from the side and spoke to her...I mean like threw a fit, created a dramatic scene and went back to her friends throughly shaken, with them making an even bigger fuss. After a while, most of the viable targets had left, or were busy, so called it a night.
Day Three - Hit up most of the touristy places, pretty empty. Went to a cafe, tried to chat with the waitress but got a very weird vibe off her. Arranged a Tinder date, and to see the cute Asian girl from Day one as backup. Didn't see any decent targets...the average girls that I spoke to, was so not interested it was almost funny. Went to a hipster cafe full of mature ladies, where a friend of a friend of my tinder date was singing, and the warm up act who sang in german was giving me full on stares...she was ok looking, not my usual type but definitely an improvement on the day. My tinder date was average. On leaving the singer was very chatty, mentioned that she thought I could feel the emotion in her song just by looking into my eyes while she was singing...and I really should have just got her no...but the tinder date wanted to take me to a bar near hers...I couldn't tell if she was dtf or just trying to block me from going to see the cute Asian girl. After a drink, offer to walk her home, but she wont, and she walks with me back to the tram stop to get food. After cramming a low quality street wrap into her face she just stands there...I decided not to kiss her after seeing that, and to go see the cute Asian. I get to the club at about 2am, no sign of the cute Asian, so I do my usual thing, grab a drink, say hi to a few people, then go dance for a bit. Getting lots of attention but none of them will except the escalation to intimate dancing..and beyond. Finally meet cute Asian girl, who has brought her American friend who's ok, and two geeky looking guys (to keep them supplied with drinks obviously). The two girls start making out...they are clearly just here to drink for free...and I just wander off and dance. No luck again, although there as some ripped, stylish Black guys killing it...especially the guy with his head being squished into a pair of boobs by a pretty hot looking german girl. I bail and start chatting to an Irish girl while waiting for the bus...get plenty of interest, but not getting anywhere that night as shes got work, try to prearrange tomorrow night...doesn't stick. Cute asian texts that she's back at the hostel and couldn't find me in the club. Yeah...ok haha
Day Four - Daytimes a wasteland again, hit on a good number of girls I found interesting, nothing sticks. Nighttime, head back to the bar from the first night, cute blonde german college girl is there again, and she remembers me, asks me about a guy friend of hers that was giving me some advice about clubs - then tells me she saw me in the club on the second night...and I was like why didn't you come over, if you saw me on your own? But a guy friend of hers interrupted, and never left their side. They were going out to get drinks (they buy cheaper drinks from the shop, drink it outside and chat, then come back...but they didn't come back, and I believe it was the guy probably redirecting them to another bar away from me (I almost had social "game" going for me at this point in under five days...almost). Then I chatted to the only other woman there, a mid twenties girl, straight up and down, short bob dark hair, not my type...but was better than being sat on my own. She talked very strangely, barely moving her mouth...and slowly. But had a dry sense of humour, so it made for the best conversation I'd had with a german girl. We had some deep conversation outside of the social norms, and I managed to hook up her and a mexican guy, who had been eye'ing her all night but obviously didn't have the courage to come over. Left her without swapping names, she gave me a huge hug in front of everyone and asked me who the fuck is actually that cool...haha...messing with social norms is fun. Rolled on to a club...total cockfest...
Final day
Decide to go hard before going home. Had a bit of a stalker moment after I decided to follow a girl 20 seconds after she passed me...and she looked back to see me following her...twice...then went up talking to a guy outside a restaurant....obviously need to dial down the creepiness. Talk to a few girls, but nothing sticks. Eventually one girl I'm walking with clicks...and she walks way past her work just to keep talking...try to push for an after work drink...no go...went for some food at a burger bar, invented a new game...had two mums and two daughters sat at a table and bench near me...crazy eye contact from all of them...decided to eat fries as sexily as possible haha and it had the best reaction ever...total silence...when I looked up...they all suddenly looked away...so much fun. Two girls came in and joined my table, had a long conversation, tried to divert them from what they were doing...but no go. Hit the hotel for sleep, then went out again. Met a sexy asian girl on the underground, going great, everybody on the tube was watching us like we were a soap on TV...got off at her stop...try to get her to go for a drink...no go...out of the blue she invites me to walk her home...then realised what she said and panic mode sets in. After about twenty minutes of persistence...finally let her go...head to club early as I'm flying early. Met 2 English girls and 1 Brazilian hipster girl near a club...debating wether to pay the entrance fee...befriend them...as I'm watching the bouncer turn away all the guys...random Irish girl joins our group...and we get surrounded by dodgy drug dealing guys that roam the streets near clubs...the girls are lapping up the smooth talking men...giggling and flirting until one guy gets too friendly, and they go nuts... I'm busy chatting to the Irish but keeping an eye on him...who's now standing there calling the girls names and shouting...and then he starts talking shit to me...I just hold eye contact. Eventually he moves on...we finally get to the door...the bouncer asks how many...and they include me...the bouncer says something but I'm miles away...and again he asks me...standing up now...are you English...yeah I reply...and he lets us in...weird. I roll in with 4 girls, and get a lot of attention. The girls do the usual toilet group run...social pressure avoidance...and I start talking to a cute Asian girl and her very stoned friend...bought a drink and tipped the bartender a small amount...who smiles, and tells me no one tips in here...and served me first the rest of the night...hit the dance floor, start dancing with the Irish and Brazilian girl...quite a few girls here...massive group from a hostel, mostly American/Canadian, some very annoying loud flashy guys...who start talking to me and introduce me to the girls in their group...so maybe I was a bit quick to judge. A tiny American girl comes onto me full force...but she's not my type...and won't take no for an answer. Brazilian girl goes outside...I stay and get lots of attention, but can't find my type and not in a mood to accept less. Head outside, meet some more people from the UK...young guys coming over to talk to me and the girls I'm hanging with...I don't mind that so much....meet some more girls from the UK...average and boring at best...talk to one of the original British girls...she seems dtf...but is here with her friend, and my time is limited...failed extraction...she goes to 'get a light' from another guy...head back inside, talk to cute Asian girl again...another failed extraction...dance with a couple of girls...escalation not effective...watch three guys sexy dance with a group of three friends and lead them of the dance floor in one group...I thought that was pretty cool...time to bail or I'll miss my flight...head to the toilet...only to see all three girls enter cubicles with a guy each...doors shut and all I can hear is girls saying...I can't...I have a bf...but ain't no one leaving...I bounce from the slightly rapey vibe...chat to the bouncer and tip him with a handshake on the way out...telling him I had a good night...see Asian girl walking streets, grab her get in taxi...get a make out but can't get her back to mine or into her hostel...game over man...game over...
I've never had some much interest/eye contact anywhere in the world...but it almost always leads to nothing. One Asian girl started at me for 20 seconds and I held it, when I said hi and start talking, she didn't speak English. I've come to the conclusion that they are looking for German bf's and potential husbands. Everyone starts talking to me in German, same as Polish people in Poland...I guess I just have a generic Euro look.
So a quick summary
Plenty of tourists come here, but mostly not ones you'd be interested in
Plenty of guys come here and approach like crazy, hang around tourist areas and watch guys running around harassing any woman in range
Politest mugging I've ever had (bonus I only had 1.30euros on me)
Groups of Romanian families running charity scams
Beggars, Tourists, Tourism guides, Thirsty Guys all coming upto you every 20 steps
Go out in the day Early, before women are fed up of being approached
Forget the underground, stick to trams, girls seem to freak out a little bit less when they don't feel trapped underground
Girls might freak out when you dare to talk to them, they will be polite, helpful but most will run away at the first opportunity
Bin men even approach chunky tourists during the day (not just one either...I have some photos...just because I've never seen that) with crowds of really young german lads watching and taking notes for when they start doing that
Too many distractions, hard to pull girls who are only here for a couple of days away from the touristy things, try to catch them in the early evening for an instadate
Be German, speak german, have local friends
Have a good reason why your here, avoid direct answers
Get to clubs at about 10 at the latest
Arrive Thursday, Leave Sunday
Don't arrive from Poland...the shock will almost kill you...
When I return, I'll be sure to pack my inflatable Linux suit...
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