Post: #51

This made me check my fridge:

- Half a bottle of Ballantines.

- Half dozen eggs.

- 1 Stick of butter.

- 1 Habanero pepper.

- Bunch of spinach that has dried from being in the fridge too long.

- What seems to be one mummified carrot.

- Bag of frozen strawberries.

Thats it.

Post: #52

But that slimy penis is slimy in part with YOUR juice, you pig.

Post: #53

Well, it just turns out that she is so gross, she finds her own bodily fluids disgusting.

Post: #54

I threw up a little after seeing that photo.

Post: #55

I want to know what number 5 is.

Post: #56

Post: #57

(01-10-2014 10:52 PM)Blaster Wrote:  

(01-10-2014 07:25 PM)DJ-Matt Wrote:  Ah yes the old myspace angle, clearly a SIF, although I think the secret's out already

Yeah, nothing secret about that one. The myspace angle is probably to achieve some bare minimum level of dignity.

And yet, KNOWING it is a myspace angle I still wasn't ready for the reality:

   
   
   

(01-10-2014 09:34 PM)darklightdispatch Wrote:  Without feminism, she might have a husband and family, despite her frightful appearance. Instead, it's one "slimy retracting penis" after another, hoping for someone to fornicate with that won't make her feel "totally gross" after he leaves, and worrying about the "good" groceries. She's resigned to her ideology-shaped fate, but she's self-aware enough to realize it sucks.

I know what you mean, but I think the hamster is so strong, so tempting, many women aren't capable of that level of self-containment.

"HOBBIES: Writing, reading books that make me sound smart, snuggling kittens, drinking too much too often, and vainly searching for some intelligent and hilarious hot single dudes who aren’t 100% boring."
http://blogs.suntimes.com/ourtown/2010/0..._irby.html


In case any of you are looking for more of her 'wisdom':
http://bitchesgottaeat.blogspot.com/

Post: #58

oh my lord. Nolecbo, you just had to bust out these fucking pictures aye?

it's even worst than we thought... and get a load of the stupid "I'm fat" t-shirt.. it's sad because I know she doesn't want to be a huge sea donkey

Post: #59

Oh My God

Thank you for showing me what a 3 looks like...

I took one notch off for those tats alone

Post: #60

Goddamn this bitch is ugly inside and out. I have a natural attraction for blacks but this one ruins everything with her 300 extra pounds and her fake "I can discriminate and I have options" attitude. I hope she sits on that fruity man on the right and kill him.

Post: #61

1. The mike tyson with glasses killed me

2. I don't know what it is, but stealing something like booze or innocuous object or bag of chips feels like I have won the superbowl in a late night or morning after escape.

Post: #62

The sad thing is you KNOW there are guys out there that have hit that.

Post: #63

There will ALWAYS be someone that hits "that".

We all live in a big, wide desert where the beta´s thirst is the only constant.

Post: #64

(01-11-2014 09:47 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  The sad thing is you KNOW there are guys out there that have hit that.

That mental image + the pictures above:

Post: #65

Looks like she wrote a book

Post: #66

(01-11-2014 09:13 PM)DJ-Matt Wrote:  Oh My God

Thank you for showing me what a 3 looks like...

I took one notch off for those tats alone

3??? She'd be lucky to be a 1.

Post: #67

You can see a picture of a 1 here. Warning: disturbing picture of a woman whose face was blown off with a shotgun. IMO, only horrific accidents or genetic disorders can cause that level of ugliness. Not even morbid obesity, tattoos and skrillex are enough.

That said, this woman is a solid 2, 3 if we're being very generous.

Post: #68

Where's that gif of Mickey Mouse ripping his eyes out when you need it.

This article must be a joke. There's no way that women is writing about casual sex. No way.

Who is this women joking?

If some "men" are sleeping with her, then they should be ashamed of themselves.

Post: #69

(01-12-2014 10:38 AM)Frontenac Wrote:  If some "men" are sleeping with her, then they should be ashamed of themselves.

Beta-maxes will sleep with *ANY* thing just to get rid of the tinge of having no sex and then claim it is the best sex they ever had.

Post: #70

These pics sooooo belong in the "boner killer" thread

Post: #71

I just checked my fridge too. The results were, so to say, a bit unexpected:

- A human kidney
- A skull of an unidentified bovine
- A bottle of strong acid
- A stuffed badger
- Four small vipers in a reinforced glass jar
- Six pounds of mystery meat

Guys, how do I protect this bounty from girls who come over for casual sex? Advice is much appreciated!

Post: #72

A woman can always find someone to bang her. She can usually find someone a point or two higher than her if she is offering no-strings sex.

I've said this before: a woman bragging about casual sex is like a man bragging about taking a woman on a sexless dinner date.

Post: #73

I wonder if those who went for casual sex over at Jeffry Dahmer's crib raided the fridge too....

Post: #74

Wow, the earlier photos were unpleasant, but the full body panorama was ... really unpleasant.

And what is it with these fat girls and their I'm FAT but I'm so EMPOWERED and AWESOME (a la the famous womanbearpig Lindy West). A pro-fat T-shirt? Really? WTF?

You don't see fat dudes high-fiving each other about how empowered they are because they're carrying 150 extra pounds. Mostly, at least in my observation, obese guys seem to be grimly silent about it, or else quietly want to get in shape. They don't pretend that it's a condition that they really want.

Post: #75

XOJane always, always makes me want to claw my own fucking eyes out. Jezebel makes me roll my eyes, shake my head, and occasionally pisses me off but XOJane is just a fucking horrorshow soapbox for some of the most fucked up specimens of American womankind out there.