Post: #1

Apologies in advance to the Indian players on the board - I'm not exactly packing anything worth bragging about. In this case I just couldn't help myself...

Quote:Condoms made to international standard sizes are too large for many Indian men, a survey has found.

A two-year study by the Indian Council of Medical Research found that more than half of the Indian men measured had penises shorter than international standards for condoms.

It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India, where over 2 million people are estimated to live with HIV.

Over 1,200 volunteers across the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre, according to a BBC report.
“It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters”
Sunil Mehra, editor of India's Maxim magazine

The scientists concluded that about 60% of Indian men have penises 3-5cm shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture.

Doctor Chander Puri, a specialist in reproductive health at the Indian Council of Medical Research, told the BBC there was an obvious need in India for custom-made condoms, as most of those currently on sale are too large.

Currently around one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate.

Puri said that since Indians would be embarrassed about going to a chemist to ask for smaller condoms there should be vending machines dispensing different sizes all around the country.

He said: "Smaller condoms are on sale in India. But there is a lack of awareness that different sizes are available. There is anxiety talking about the issue. And normally one feels shy to go to a chemist's shop and ask for a smaller size condom."

But Sunil Mehra, former editor of the Indian version of Maxim magazine, retorted: "It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters.

"From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well."

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/condoms-too-big...eo-1430429

Post: #2

Quote:But Sunil Mehra, former editor of the Indian version of Maxim magazine, retorted: "It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters.

"From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well."

Yes, because a woman impregnated is a woman satisfied.

Post: #3

I thought everyone knew this? Blacks have huge dicks, White/Latino are average, and Asian/Indian are the smallest.

You should add this disclaimer to your thread. I said Asia was dirty and I got a warning because someone QQed:

DISCLAIMER: If you're a little bitch that likes to report because his widdle fweelings get hurt, fuck off now.

Post: #4

Yeah, I was a little iffy about going down the race path...

Probably should have dropped it in the everything thread. Was more for the humor than an effort to inform.

(12-30-2013 01:21 PM)Edmund Dantes Wrote:  I thought everyone knew this? Blacks have huge dicks,

lol at huge. Nice try.

I suppose I asked for that type of thing starting a thread like this though.

Post: #5

Nah, this thread is funny. I have a story for you:

It was my first day of Basic Combat Training in the Army and all the guys were taking a shower. We were all bullshitting and talking about how much we hate the drill sergeants when an Indian dude walks in.

Everyone goes silent.

I'm still talking and I look at the Indian guy and I stop. No one looks at each others' cocks directly but you can still see it in your peripheral. This guy had A HUUUUUUUGE BUSH! And it covered his tiny junk. No stem. Just the head was poking out.

(I'm laughing my ass off right now typing this.)

Everyone was quiet and then he said, "Fucking drill sergeants." Then we all went back to bullshitting. We called him "Little Dick." Someone said he had big eyes like Little Foot from that dinosaur movie.

One day, a guy in my platoon called him to be his battle buddy to take a piss (you need someone to watch your back and what not).

"Ayeee! Little Dick! Come with me to take a piss!"

When he said that, a feminazi drill sergeant (the ones that think they can do anything a man can) walked behind him.

"PRIVATE! WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

"Uhhh... Uhhh.."

"DID YOU CALL HIM LITTLE DICK?!"

"Yes, drill sergeant..."

Oooooo! She bitched at him, snitched to our drill sergeants, and they all ganged up on him threatening him with sexual harrassment (minor bullshit like this made me write that RoK article*) and punished him with a workout.

Poor fucker.

*Haha, technically I did serve for a month and a half. I am now a U.S. Army Veteran. If you go to BCT for ONE DAY, it counts as active duty and you are a veteran of the army even if you quit. I can even apply for benefits Thank you to the system!

Post: #6

BB, you should hang out in the RVF chatroom more often. We had a discussion about this a couple of days ago.

Post: #7

(12-30-2013 02:15 PM)Edmund Dantes Wrote:  BB, you should hang out in the RVF chatroom more often. We had a discussion about this a couple of days ago.

I'm wasting enough time in here as it is! lol Need to go back to no forums or social media on weekdays plan.

Post: #8

The BBC news site is one of the most popular webpages in the world.

Anyway - they have a small column which collects the top 5 read stories of that day. Usually it is just a bunch of stories from that day's news. Starting with the main story at number 1 in the list.

Well - the weirdest thing was happening for a couple of years. About 2-3 times a week - the most read story for that day was the story about Indian men having small dicks. Even though that story was about 3 years old at the time.

Here is the story:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6161691.stm [story from Feb 13th 2006]

It didn't make sense for this old story to keep floating to the top of the 'most read' stories for that day. My guess was that some racist group were hacking the site with some kind of proxy server which was continually clicking on that story thousands of times a day. In order to try and embarass Indian guys.

The story hasn't appeared on the 'most read' list for about 2 years now. So I am guessing the BBC have stopped collecting the number of views for that page in order to put an end to the cyber bullying that was going on.

This is all 100% true. And I kinda' wished a newspaper had looked into it at the time since it was quite an odd form of internet vanadlism.

Cardguy

PS Indians don't have many role models in the media that make them look cool. So sadly I think alot of white chicks really are a bit racist towards Indian guys. The archetypes promoted by the media play a big part in the attraction game.

PPS Here is a random forum post I found on GOOGLE. It is from 2008 - and in it somebody is bemoaning the fact that this 2 year old story (at the time) is the 'most read story' on the BBC news site for that day.

http://www.candlepowerforums.com/vb/show...Indian-Men

Post: #9

For any Indian dudes - I have a small dick as well.

Post: #10

The people who wrote Kama Sutra have small wangers

Post: #11

Actually. I was kidding. My dick is 17 inches big!

Post: #12

^ I laughed so hard.

Post: #13

14 posts on the IRT's penis?



   






   

Post: #14

Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [looks up] Well, it looks like a giant--

Post: #15

(12-30-2013 03:05 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  14 posts on the IRT's penis?

I do believe your math skills could use a bit of sharpening Blahba.

Post: #16

The averages (that Indians have on average smaller dicks) is probably correct. Personally, I have never had any problems with satisfying hotties with my average sized spicy kebab hahaha.

Funny thread, I think I remember there being a similar problem regarding condoms in China too.

Post: #17

I just came in here to say...in Germany...
If you're smaller than 17 centimeters ,6.7 inches. You might as well just go home

20cm/7.8in is what women really want

Quote:Brevity is the soul of wit,
but I like it long and thick,
and you've come too short,
do not you come with me to Flirt

Post: #18

It's a issue that would hurt people above average as would small. Condoms are made for Anglo standards and it's kinda funny manufacturers miss out on markets that probably total a billion men. If I was a savvy IRT I would start a condom factory in India and make some cash.

Post: #19

What happened to Edmund Dantes? The same day I give him a rep point - he gets banned.

Post: #20

(12-31-2013 12:14 AM)cardguy Wrote:  What happened to Edmund Dantes? The same day I give him a rep point - he gets banned.

He had over 200 posts, so we will likely get an explanation pretty soon. There was also a guy named EdmondDantes who got banned after he started an argument with Greek kamaki and Kamaki put a snackdown on him.

Post: #21

(12-31-2013 12:14 AM)cardguy Wrote:  What happened to Edmund Dantes? The same day I give him a rep point - he gets banned.

I don't know but I could speculate:

(12-30-2013 01:21 PM)Edmund Dantes Wrote:  DISCLAIMER: If you're a little bitch that likes to report because his widdle fweelings get hurt, fuck off now.

Individuals who respond to the moderation efforts like this have no place here.

Post: #22

(12-31-2013 12:23 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(12-31-2013 12:14 AM)cardguy Wrote:  What happened to Edmund Dantes? The same day I give him a rep point - he gets banned.

I don't know but I could speculate:

(12-30-2013 01:21 PM)Edmund Dantes Wrote:  DISCLAIMER: If you're a little bitch that likes to report because his widdle fweelings get hurt, fuck off now.

Individuals who respond to the moderation efforts like this have no place here.

I only just noticed the 'Report' button next to each post.

I'm not unobservant: I'm unflappable.

Post: #23

(12-30-2013 02:13 PM)Edmund Dantes Wrote:  Nah, this thread is funny. I have a story for you:

It was my first day of Basic Combat Training in the Army and all the guys were taking a shower. We were all bullshitting and talking about how much we hate the drill sergeants when an Indian dude walks in.

Everyone goes silent.

I'm still talking and I look at the Indian guy and I stop. No one looks at each others' cocks directly but you can still see it in your peripheral. This guy had A HUUUUUUUGE BUSH! And it covered his tiny junk. No stem. Just the head was poking out.

(I'm laughing my ass off right now typing this.)

Everyone was quiet and then he said, "Fucking drill sergeants." Then we all went back to bullshitting. We called him "Little Dick." Someone said he had big eyes like Little Foot from that dinosaur movie.

One day, a guy in my platoon called him to be his battle buddy to take a piss (you need someone to watch your back and what not).

"Ayeee! Little Dick! Come with me to take a piss!"

When he said that, a feminazi drill sergeant (the ones that think they can do anything a man can) walked behind him.

"PRIVATE! WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

"Uhhh... Uhhh.."

"DID YOU CALL HIM LITTLE DICK?!"

"Yes, drill sergeant..."

Oooooo! She bitched at him, snitched to our drill sergeants, and they all ganged up on him threatening him with sexual harrassment (minor bullshit like this made me write that RoK article*) and punished him with a workout.

Poor fucker.

*Haha, technically I did serve for a month and a half. I am now a U.S. Army Veteran. If you go to BCT for ONE DAY, it counts as active duty and you are a veteran of the army even if you quit. I can even apply for benefits Thank you to the system!

Post: #24

Not to derail the thread but...

You can do one day of basic training in the army - quit - then reap all the Veteran benefits???

I love in the UK. But my understanding is that those benefits are quite a big deal in the US.

I am surprised this isn't discussed more often. Seems a great little scam.

Post: #25

I wonder if this might just be because of nutrition? We Indians born in western countries tend to be bigger in general, due to the heavier and hormonized food that we've been consuming since birth. Food in India is typically of worse nutritional quality, which might be the reason that our cousins in the motherland are lacking in size.