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RE: Lindy West has become too fat to fly
I have a theory of obese women that they get fat to create more folds that can be fucked simultaneously.

A slender girl only her ass mouth and pussy. In comparison, there are seemingly limitless numbers of folds and creases of cellulite that could except a cock.

The more watery and flexible the fat, the more dicks. A loose obese woman could have like 7-10 Guys fucking her at once. If it was just dicks she could take in the double digits.
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Maybe she wants black dick.

Chris rock sums it up. "Fuck her in the arm fat! Just need a crease. Move that gut to get to the good pussy under there"

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(12-25-2013 01:20 AM)soup Wrote:  I have a theory of obese women that they get fat to create more folds that can be fucked simultaneously.

A slender girl only her ass mouth and pussy. In comparison, there are seemingly limitless numbers of folds and creases of cellulite that could except a cock.

The more watery and flexible the fat, the more dicks. A loose obese woman could have like 7-10 Guys fucking her at once. If it was just dicks she could take in the double digits.

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(12-24-2013 09:56 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  Some pure gold from the comments:

Quote:I am a mere size 12 - my butt JUST fits. I am 5'3 - my knees almost touch the seat in front of me. 5-fucking-3.

So, lady, I believe you. And I'm sorry you have to go through this.


Quote:I am a mere size 12


Quote:a mere size 12


This is what 5'3" size 12 looks like:
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A "mere" size 12!
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(12-24-2013 09:56 PM)soup Wrote:  I'd never heard of this blimp until reading about her in the manosphere. Does she really have that much power?

The sad thing is that the answer is "yes".

The nonsense she writes is not just for impressing a like-minded circle of lunatics, but also gets used in various "research" that gender studies departments perform and publish. For example, the research cites Jezebel to claim that "there is a widespread agreement that obese people are discriminated against and subject to hate speech, especially during air travel".

It doesn't matter that it's bad methodology and obvious bias, it still enters the realm of academic publishing. And there are thousands of gender studies academics in USA, pushing for Jezebel's arguments to be used as "research". A 2007 survey conducted by the National Women's Studies Association included 576 institutions offering women's studies or gender studies at some level. It's an echo chamber, with all of these people citing each other to provide relevance in the absence of logic and other arguments.

A few years later, that "research" gets cited by Department of Transportation in a relevant decision. For example, it creates the rule that airlines have to give morbidly obese people two seats for free and justifies it as "several influential researchers in the field of fat acceptance and gender studies, such as prof. Hugo Schyzer at the College of Pasadena, prof. Andrea Dworkin at the University of Minnesota, et al., have concluded that this discrimination is real and can be hurtful and damaging to the psyches of obese people who are discriminated against."

Is the main problem that USA's universities are filled to the brim with completely pointless departments that specialize in churning out "research" with bad methodology and obviously premade conclusions? Or is it the problem that there are so many deranged people whom these researchers can cite? Or is it the fault of the lawmakers who don't know how to recognize actual research? It's a vicious circle. IMO, the research departments are the biggest problem, followed by the lawmakers. If it were just a bunch of insane Lindy Wests (there's certainly enough of her to divide into two like an amoeba) raving around on the internet, they could be safely ignored.

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(12-24-2013 05:34 PM)Roosh Wrote:  I fit in every other chair.


No Lindy, you don't.




   








   
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I was once forced to sit next to a beast like this on a flight. He didn't smell so I made the best of a bad situation and just leaned right up against his pillow-like arm. He was actually quite comfortable and I got some good sleep on this fat man's arm.

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(12-25-2013 03:50 PM)ElBorrachoInfamoso Wrote:  I was once forced to sit next to a beast like this on a flight. He didn't smell so I made the best of a bad situation and just leaned right up against his pillow-like arm. He was actually quite comfortable and I got some good sleep on this fat man's arm.

LOL!!!!
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Hahaha, indirect fat benefits! Ideally it would have been a woman and you would be sleeping on her fat breast pillow instead.

(12-25-2013 04:46 PM)Tytalus Wrote:  
(12-25-2013 03:50 PM)ElBorrachoInfamoso Wrote:  I was once forced to sit next to a beast like this on a flight. He didn't smell so I made the best of a bad situation and just leaned right up against his pillow-like arm. He was actually quite comfortable and I got some good sleep on this fat man's arm.

LOL!!!!
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If some rich guy promised to feed 10 starving children for Xmas if you banged Lindy raw, would you do it?
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(12-25-2013 05:02 PM)soup Wrote:  If some rich guy promised to feed 10 starving children for Xmas if you banged Lindy raw, would you do it?

I could feed 10 starving children myself for about 20 bucks.

So to reword your hypothetical: "If some rich guy promised to give $20 to a food bank for xmas if you banged Lindy raw, would you do it?"

No. No I wouldn't.

A better hypothetical would be something like, "Would you fuck one of Lindy's back rolls if she promised to retire from Jezebel?" In that case I might consider.

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

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Dude, would you eat out her asshole and fuck her raw, and make sure she'd get an orgasm if it meant that she'd retire from blogging?

I think that it might be the most selfless and honorable taking it for the team for the Manosphere action possible.
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(12-25-2013 05:13 PM)soup Wrote:  Dude, would you eat out her asshole and fuck her raw, and make sure she'd get an orgasm if it meant that she'd retire from blogging?

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(12-25-2013 03:50 PM)ElBorrachoInfamoso Wrote:  I was once forced to sit next to a beast like this on a flight. He didn't smell so I made the best of a bad situation and just leaned right up against his pillow-like arm. He was actually quite comfortable and I got some good sleep on this fat man's arm.

When I had no game, it was standard to sit next to a hot girl. Then when my skills tightened, I got cursed with being stuck with fatties. I was flying back from the U.K. in a window seat. A stupid bitch and her big huge fat daughter in tow sat next to me. The lard was so big she was pushing her mom up into my territorial bubble. I wasn't having none of that and gave the 1000 yard glare. The birther of lard claimed her little tv didn't work, and the stewardess let her sit in the biz class. She was rewarded for making a monstrosity. The amorphous lard blob suddenly unsucked it in and got bigger! It spilled all out into the middle seat. I was repulsed and tried to climb out the bulkhead window, but couldn't figure out how to roll it down.
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(12-25-2013 05:13 PM)soup Wrote:  Dude, would you eat out her asshole and fuck her raw, and make sure she'd get an orgasm if it meant that she'd retire from blogging?

I think that it might be the most selfless and honorable taking it for the team for the Manosphere action possible.

If you got the Center for Disease Control to take her into their facilities, hazmat suits and all...[Image: hazmat_taining2.jpg]
...and give her a completely thorough powerwash for about an hour with scalding hot water mixed with every disinfectant known to man, so that not even a single microbe would be found on her, and then give her the most thorough enema cleanse known to man, and then roll her around in Victoria's Secret strawberry body moisturizer (what strippers use, so I could close my eyes and pretend I'm at the Rhino)
[Image: 211360.jpg],
...then yes, I would toss her salad, fuck her raw, and attempt to make her cum if it meant that she'd retire from blogging PLUS an immediate deposit of $1,000,000 into my Merrill Lynch account.

Whaddaya say Lindy?

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

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All she needs now is just one wafer thin mint.
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(12-25-2013 04:58 PM)007 Wrote:  
(12-25-2013 04:46 PM)Tytalus Wrote:  
(12-25-2013 03:50 PM)ElBorrachoInfamoso Wrote:  I was once forced to sit next to a beast like this on a flight. He didn't smell so I made the best of a bad situation and just leaned right up against his pillow-like arm. He was actually quite comfortable and I got some good sleep on this fat man's arm.

LOL!!!!
Hahaha, indirect fat benefits! Ideally it would have been a woman and you would be sleeping on her fat breast pillow instead.

Not so sure about this. I wouldn't want to ruin my appetite for the delicious in-flight dinner.

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(12-25-2013 01:42 AM)Slim Shady Wrote:  Maybe she wants black dick.


I see a future of desperate sex tourism in Jamaica or Kenia for this white landwhale.

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(12-26-2013 08:42 AM)Mekorig Wrote:  
(12-25-2013 01:42 AM)Slim Shady Wrote:  Maybe she wants black dick.


I see a future of desperate sex tourism in Jamaica or Kenia for this white landwhale.

A future? How about right now?

Lindy West Wrote:It's been an incredibly busy year for me professionally—I've probably flown 20 times in the past eight months—and one day I sat down and it just didn't work

There's gotta be a reason why she flies so much. Since she has a gay boyfriend, heading down to Jamaica is the only way for her to get any dick.

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I highly doubt Lindy West has a million dollars in the bank, she'd be flying first class everywhere, until she got even fatter and was unable to fit into one of those seats.




(12-25-2013 08:17 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  
(12-25-2013 05:13 PM)soup Wrote:  Dude, would you eat out her asshole and fuck her raw, and make sure she'd get an orgasm if it meant that she'd retire from blogging?

I think that it might be the most selfless and honorable taking it for the team for the Manosphere action possible.

If you got the Center for Disease Control to take her into their facilities, hazmat suits and all...[Image: hazmat_taining2.jpg]
...and give her a completely thorough powerwash for about an hour with scalding hot water mixed with every disinfectant known to man, so that not even a single microbe would be found on her, and then give her the most thorough enema cleanse known to man, and then roll her around in Victoria's Secret strawberry body moisturizer (what strippers use, so I could close my eyes and pretend I'm at the Rhino)
[Image: 211360.jpg],
...then yes, I would toss her salad, fuck her raw, and attempt to make her cum if it meant that she'd retire from blogging PLUS an immediate deposit of $1,000,000 into my Merrill Lynch account.

Whaddaya say Lindy?

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Quote:I highly doubt Lindy West has a million dollars in the bank, she'd be flying first class everywhere, until she got even fatter and was unable to fit into one of those seats.

Her only employment seems to be Jezebel. I doubt she makes over $60k.

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(12-24-2013 05:53 PM)Dusty Wrote:  Wait until she can't fit through the door.

OMG all the doors are shrinking!

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(12-26-2013 10:41 AM)Roosh Wrote:  
Quote:I highly doubt Lindy West has a million dollars in the bank, she'd be flying first class everywhere, until she got even fatter and was unable to fit into one of those seats.

Her only employment seems to be Jezebel. I doubt she makes over $60k.
And after this blog post by her, I doubt she is employable elsewhere. Who would risk hiring someone with her attitude? She is very high risk for filing some kind of discrimination suit against any regular (non-feminist website) employer.
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