Post: #1

Looking back, i met this type of girl in the past giving me this tone of voice and throwing shit test after shit test my way. What is the why and how of this? Also, what are the best lines to put her in her place when she does this?

Post: #2

treat her the same way you treat all women....like shes replaceable and doesn't matter.... this will score big point with women like this

Post: #3

There's a special place in hell for sarcastic women. They don't do it right. There's a fine line between being clever/witty and just being an obnoxious asshole. They're almost always obnoxious assholes.

Post: #4

(12-22-2013 04:35 PM)J.B Wrote:  Looking back, i met this type of girl in the past giving me this tone of voice and throwing shit test after shit test my way. What is the why and how of this?

Newb question.

Why? Why does the Lion eat the Gazelle? It's a lion.

Why do chicks give you a hard time when you talk to them.
They're chicks. That's their nature.

(12-22-2013 04:35 PM)J.B Wrote:  Also, what are the best lines to put her in her place when she does this?

Post: #5

Agree and amplify, but, honestly, I've always found sarcastic girls are low value and add nothing to your life. Look around, there's probably a girl with comparable beauty in the vicinity who is more fun to be around.

If you really enjoy those kind of verbal wit battles, (I don't, because women simply can't hold their own), you could always try a smirk, a raised eyebrow and:

"Oh, you're one of those girls. So tell me, what exactly do you base the presumption of your own superiority over others on?"

You want to push the condescending father button.

You're more likely to get further with them if you don't give a shit if you bang them or not.

Post: #6

(12-22-2013 06:02 PM)ChocolateCockOfZeus Wrote:  There's a special place in hell for sarcastic women. They don't do it right. There's a fine line between being clever/witty and just being an obnoxious asshole. They're almost always obnoxious assholes.

The reason being that they use sarcasm as subterfuge for telling you things they really feel and not as humor.

My last bang woke up the next morning and said, "Thanks for not killing me in my sleep." I wanted to slap her in the face for giving me the rape culture treatment. She later admitted she partly felt that way, but was being sarcastic at the same time. Sarcasm is just a vehicle for women's honesty and it comes off as super cunty.

Sarcasm is a tool for humor. Women aren't funny. Therefore, women suck at sarcasm.

Post: #7

AB beat me to it.

Sarcasm in a woman is probably my least favorite quality. Hands down. It is disgusting.

Post: #8

(12-22-2013 07:41 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  Agree and amplify, but, honestly, I've always found sarcastic girls are low value and add nothing to your life. Look around, there's probably a girl with comparable beauty in the vicinity who is more fun to be around.

If you really enjoy those kind of verbal wit battles, (I don't, because women simply can't hold their own), you could always try a smirk, a raised eyebrow and:

"Oh, you're one of those girls. So tell me, what exactly do you base the presumption of your own superiority over others on?"

You want to push the condescending father button.

You're more likely to get further with them if you don't give a shit if you bang them or not.

From my experience, there is a direct correlation between overly-sarcastic womens' sexual value (i.e. lack of experience, super self-conscious, etc.....) and the ongoing sarcasm that they rely on.

I think they feel it's safe territory to tread in that widens the "gray area" of interactions, thus keeping them in a controlling frame. Which we all know is b.s., but that's where I think this all manifests.

I try not to rely too much of my humor on sarcasm - and most practicing comedians will tell you the same - because it's the easiest, and often misused form of humor. Any moron can be sarcastic.

Post: #9

I have a quick wit so i dont mind them. I'll only put up with the sarcastic non-sense for as long as it takes to bang her.
If she doesn't calm down after the 1st few bangs i just drop her with radio silence.

Post: #10

Thought of a line:

If she's going to be sarcastic, just take your leave. "I can't stay and verbally-joust with you. I'm not drunk enough to be Richard Burton, and you're not attractive enough to be Elizabeth Taylor."

Post: #11

(12-22-2013 04:35 PM)J.B Wrote:  Looking back, i met this type of girl in the past giving me this tone of voice and throwing shit test after shit test my way. What is the why and how of this? Also, what are the best lines to put her in her place when she does this?

<delivered with deadpan>
"That's charming."
"You must be a big hit at parties."

<Run an AMOG destroyer>
"Ah that's very clever. What else do you have? No, seriously, I want to hear your other material." Then you give her the aloof, condescending look when she is silent and feeling chastised.

<delivered with stark seriousness when she really crosses the line>
"OK, that's enough" then hang up the phone.
"I think you should leave" and show her your door.

Other posters are right, these chicks are often zero-value-added and should be ditched absent some other really positive qualities.

I've noticed that really sarcastic and/or "big personality" chicks usually have some manner of self-hatred going on, which they have sublimated by (a) lashing out at the world through sarcasm and cutting down other people, and (b) pretending that their lousy personality is a virtue. Many of them have been indoctrinated from youth into a "don't take any shit from a man" brand of feminism, which has ironically left them totally adrift socially and unable to credibly relate to other people (esp. to men). Sometimes sarcasm is a shit test, but if it's a strong streak in her personality, you're not going to fix her. So don't play Capt SaveAHo.

Post: #12

Sarcastic chicks are often insecure and use disrespect as a tool to shield themselves emotionally. Use the "you must be one of those girls" or "I see a lot of cats in your future" lines with a smirk and just leave if she continues with stupid shit. She'll maybe have a smile and even call you a "weakling who isn't on her verbal level" as you walk away but her eyes will tell you she's dead inside.

I've met a lot of them. Their failures from the past made them like that so they throw impossible shit at you just to see how stable you are. Be calm, don't reward disrespect and they'll switch to more feminine mode.

Post: #13

(12-23-2013 03:39 AM)funkyzeit Wrote:  Sarcastic chicks are often insecure and use disrespect as a tool to shield themselves emotionally. Use the "you must be one of those girls" or "I see a lot of cats in your future" lines with a smirk and just leave if she continues with stupid shit. She'll maybe have a smile and even call you a "weakling who isn't on her verbal level" as you walk away but her eyes will tell you she's dead inside.

I've met a lot of them. Their failures from the past made them like that so they throw impossible shit at you just to see how stable you are. Be calm, don't reward disrespect and they'll switch to more feminine mode.

You can't discount inferiority complexes in women, no matter how hot they are. Sometimes if a woman you approach is shit-testing you, she's doing it out of a subconscious sense that you're out of her league or aren't serious, because that's been her experience in life, and so she self-sabotages with sarcasm and shit testing. It's like an underconfident guy who can't pounce on a good opportunity a woman passes his way because his mind won't let him believe that she's really interested.

You can somtimes cool this off with a bit of teasing in the DdA/MM style - "you can relax, you know, I know you're a nice girl so you don't have to put up this false bravado." Sometimes they just need permission to not be this bitchy creature.

Post: #14

It depends upon how they use the sarcasm. If they are truly good at I love it. It can be a battle of whirs and a sexy intelligent woman turns me on.

If they are bad at it they can be irritating bitches I want to slap.

Post: #15

(12-23-2013 12:37 PM)BadgerHut Wrote:  You can't discount inferiority complexes in women, no matter how hot they are. Sometimes if a woman you approach is shit-testing you, she's doing it out of a subconscious sense that you're out of her league or aren't serious, because that's been her experience in life, and so she self-sabotages with sarcasm and shit testing. It's like an underconfident guy who can't pounce on a good opportunity a woman passes his way because his mind won't let him believe that she's really interested.

You can somtimes cool this off with a bit of teasing in the DdA/MM style - "you can relax, you know, I know you're a nice girl so you don't have to put up this false bravado." Sometimes they just need permission to not be this bitchy creature.

THIS^^^

A girl i met in college was eye fucking me hard before she started being this way and began talking to me. I mean every goddamn time it was like this that i just began to think she was a real bitch. She had a b.f though, maybe she was looking to upgrade....

Post: #16

OP chances are you're meeting too many Western women. Not sure what your setup is but try to find a spot that's more diverse.

If you have to talk to American women, who are relentless in their sarcasm, I've always found illogical statements work best.

If a girl throws out any sarcasm or insults in any way, ignore it and start throwing out generic flirtation her way. The last thing you ever want to do is react to her sarcasm, unless of course you're trying to get rid of her. Let go of your logical reasoning and become illogically flirtatious. "I bet you're being this way because you haven't gotten laid in a while." Or move in close with lots of eye contact, a smirk, and say, "Hmmm, a feisty one eh? I bet you're trouble..." If she doesn't respond well to these then call her a dumb slut and move on.

Men are supposed to tease girls, not the other way around. Women suck at teasing, so the best thing is to flip the script and start teasing HER. If she doesn't react well to your teasing, it means either she's not feminine or you're incongruent.

I like to think of teasing as verbal touching. The same way that you move your hand around a girls lower back, or on her thigh, you need to push the boundaries of your banter by teasing her. If you're too aggressive she'll recoil. If you're too shy she won't be attracted.

Girls that are being sarcastic and throwing out shit tests are most likely bored and need some more teasing banter.

Post: #17

(12-25-2013 10:02 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  Girls that are being sarcastic and throwing out shit tests are most likely bored and need some more teasing banter.

very good advice, but a lot of the girls I encounter like this offer little if any value; usually in the 5-6-7 range, not particularly stunning or remarkable in any way, may be cute, but typically very unremarkable people. They simply cant pull off their attitude, they have nothing to back it up. She probably has some lame job, she might dress well, but of course she's single and going in you are wondering why. After a few minutes of conversation you figure it out, and I usually completely tune out or get really mean. Typically it ends pretty badly and I lose interest in pursuing the bang, I simply dont want to be around a shitty person. Sometimes I will throw a $20 on the bar and walk out without saying a word. The older they are in their 30's, they worse it gets, until the breaking point comes when they have to act nice because they get no attention from men.

Post: #18

Hence my suggestion to find a different place to pick up women.

I completely agree. The most sarcastic women are never above a 7. However, sometimes you're stuck with what you've got and it's good to have a few strategies.

Post: #19

There are different types of sarcasm and not all types of sarcasm are made the same.

Timing is obviously the biggest aspect of sarcasm being delivered well. Nothing irks me more than ill timed sarcasm. For me, it is best to err on the side of not acting than acting.

Depending on the girl and how comfortable she is with me, I'll shoot a death stare. If she isn't close with me, I'll lob a "Don't be a cunt now" scud missile. If it's anything more than that, I will just go ," Ha! Cunt" and walk away. I have yet to have to use that.

Cunt is a highly effective word for getting women to act the way you want them to act.

Post: #20

Well timed, witty sarcasm turns me on.

But 9 out of 10 times, "sarcastic" women are just shooting for shock value.
Fuck them.

Such bitches are usually overcompensating for other flaws in character.