Post: #26

(12-11-2013 12:18 PM)LEMONed IScream Wrote:  They had this on one of their pics, why the hell is being an atheist "beta"?

Claiming moral and intellectual superiority whilst being obviously socially-inferior is a classic passive-aggressive move of those lacking power, discipline and personal agency.

Therefore atheists who are stridently-vocal about their atheism tend to look like that.

Post: #27

This is as far as I could go:

   



Can I take a guess that this is, "you know who's" new website?

Post: #28

(12-11-2013 04:17 PM)Vendetta Wrote:  Can I take a guess that this is, "you know who's" new website?

Wait, do you mean "He Who Must Not Be Named" has returned?

Post: #29

(12-11-2013 08:27 PM)Osiris Wrote:  

(12-11-2013 04:17 PM)Vendetta Wrote:  Can I take a guess that this is, "you know who's" new website?

Wait, do you mean "He Who Must Not Be Named" has returned?

IRT IS BACK?!

Post: #30

I feel bad for these guys.

EDIT- Rosca, I found the White version of you.

Post: #31

I showed the site to my friends at the bar, everyone was laughing at this. One guy fell out of his chair.

The problem I see now is this fedora thing, I recently inherited a 1920's Stetson hat from my grandfather. I was planning on getting a custom suit made to work with the hat, but these clowns may have just ruined the idea. Although if I'm rocking a custom made suit with a hat not off the clearance rack from Target, do you guys think it can be pulled off with out looking like a herb?

Post: #32

Most hat wearing is pretty lame these days, very few can pull it off.

And even the ones who do, are still often cunts in other ways!

Take the English "rock star" Pete Doherty:

   

Now read his fucking awful diary/poem about doing "time" in prison:

January 28
The story starts here with a slap in the mush from some unsympathetic magistrate. I'm banged up in Pentonville with more than a tailor's dozen charges on me tail. God knows why: the band should be smashing up the Toon, Glasgae and Shepherd's Bush this weekend and instead I'm birded off on remand after a slow clucking duck walk (sitting too) through the bowels of Bethnal Green nick, Thames magistrates and now da 'ville. Innit bleeding marvellous?

January 29
I see paint-cracked walls stained with shite
Long long lock-up days
Cold lonely nights
And I think to myself ... what a wonderful world
I see men touching fists
Saying "watcha bruv"
Screams from below
Shit parcels from above
And I think to myself ...
I see my true love
On a Rimmel advert

January 30
I think I only needed something to hold on to. It has never been about depravity. It's always been about melody. But melody and I met in many depraved situations. Meeting melody is the victory of the empty spiralling nightmare.

February 1
Another cup of tea and the drilling continues. Another unthrilling day and my tooth aches like fuckery. Caught by my own stupidity I'd wager. At least I've got me own Peter [cell] for a while. Oh well, small mercies, small mercies. First time I've had a telly in me cell, watching prime minister's question time. A lot of hot air if ever there was any ... Stone me what a life. Hear, hear.

Post: #33

Hilarious. Should be "Omegapedia," though.

Post: #34

(12-12-2013 03:46 AM)Sombro Wrote:  Hilarious. Should be "Omegapedia," though.

Agreed. I'm a (recovering) beta. These people should be euthanized.

Post: #35

If there's a hell, it'll probably be better than anything these guys on betapedia get.. Hell, I'll probably even be glad.

Post: #36

Quote:Most hat wearing is pretty lame these days, very few can pull it off.

It's a style thing. If you're going to wear a hat, then dress like an adult with a suit and tie. Wearing a hat with jeans, sneakers and a t-shirt screams 'boy'.

I despise the t-shirt with suit jacket look for the same reason.

Post: #37

This guy wins, hands down. This is the one of worst beta displays ever. I really do hope this is a parody or some kind of satire but I'm not even gonna hold my breath.
http://betapedia.com/2013/06/sexual-healing/

Post: #38

This is what pulling off a fedora looks like.

Post: #39

(Aside: Good Life is one of my favorite songs. It's just the right amount of cheery optimism that only naive youthfulness brings.)

Ryan Tedder makes the fedora work largely because he has the rest of his style figured out. Quote Tanner Guzy at Masculine Style: "There are few articles of clothing that lead to judgment and categorization as quickly as a hat... While a hat used to be commonplace, it’s now considered a statement piece. You don’t see hats on the majority of men with whom you interact daily, so a headpiece tends to draw attention and make the man wearing it both more memorable and more recognizable." A fedora is polarizing, so it's either going to go really well or really poorly. There's no middle ground. Here's how it goes well: your clothes fit you well, you know what colors match your skin tone, and you're fit yourself. Those are the basics. More advanced: you know enough to make the small adjustments. I love vests, but I would've tucked my shirt in. All of my shirts have matching collars. Tedder is neither, and it works. It's clear he knows enough about the basics to experiment.

And that's where the hat comes in. If you kill it with the rest of your style, then the hat is further evidence that you know what you're doing. It's a nod to the days of the dandy. But if not, you look like one of the many chodes in Betapedia.

(I figuratively vomited this post out on the keyboard. Forgive me if it's disjointed.)

Post: #40

http://betapedia.com/2013/12/cuckold-ish/#more-1556

People are pathetic. Your wife fucks another guy and you think you're at fault? Divorce the bitch and make sure she gets nothing.

Post: #41

(12-12-2013 03:59 AM)Peregrine Wrote:  

(12-12-2013 03:46 AM)Sombro Wrote:  Hilarious. Should be "Omegapedia," though.

Agreed. I'm a (recovering) beta. These people should be euthanized.

Co-sign. Betas can, all women skills aside, still be productive members of society who contribute something of value to the world. These people on betapedia are just the bottom-feeders of humanity.

I mean really, look at those guys. How does that happen? HOW? Did every single person in their life fail them? Did no one at all take an interest in them growing up and try to steer them in the right (or at least sane) direction?

Post: #42

Did anybody check the top ten?

Look at #1

Tell me this is an outlier.

Post: #43

Volk, I just saw that and I'm in total shock. Jaw dropped, wide eyed horror.

I agree some do have a place and are productive to society but I really believe some should be put down. Although these absolute terrible ones would be great if there was an "adopt an omega" program. Unfortunately most of them refuse to change their ways and prefer to stay a victim.

Post: #44

See more on Know Your Meme

Post: #45

I'm starting to suspect that kbell works at a magazine company. His covers are hilarious! Make a red pill magazine.

Post: #46

Most of the guys on this aren't beta. Betas (most guys) are the decent looking average guys who put women on pedestals and get overlooked by hotties for athletes and badboys and tend to say or write cringe-inducing stuff to girls because they don't know any better or refuse to accept certain truths.

These guys are straight up omega. They were cursed with shit genes and had nobody to guide them and help them minimize their weaknesses and maximize their strengths.

Post: #47

(12-12-2013 05:32 PM)Mike5055 Wrote:  http://betapedia.com/2013/12/cuckold-ish/#more-1556

People are pathetic. Your wife fucks another guy and you think you're at fault? Divorce the bitch and make sure she gets nothing.

Yes, he is at fault. He brought another dude into his home with the intention of having his friend fuck his wife. They cut him out and he says "do what you want, but you don't have my blessing."

I'm not a lawyer, but I'm pretty sure he gave consent. He needed to give an ultimatum. You fuck him and it's over. Even if you have to stay in some shitty motel while you look for a place to rent out. Stop paying the bills on the place you share with her.*

[i]*I'm pretty sure the last part will get you fucked in court, but it will send a very strong message.

Edit: He should have also thrown the dude the fuck out the second he crossed the line with the romantic talk. If he won't leave peacefully, a steak knife, or my personal favorite, a baseball bat make a great motivator.

Post: #48

(12-12-2013 05:32 PM)Mike5055 Wrote:  http://betapedia.com/2013/12/cuckold-ish/#more-1556

People are pathetic. Your wife fucks another guy and you think you're at fault? Divorce the bitch and make sure she gets nothing.

Shit like that is fake. For god-knows-whatever reason, there's a whole segment of sick fucks that get off on cuckold stories. I'm not saying there's no "cuckold-gone-wrong" events that ever happen, but the way it's written is incredibly dramatized.

I do know a couple, wrote about them before on the board...the girl cheated on the dude, admitted it to him and admitted that she let the other guy blow a load inside of her.

They're still together.

Post: #49

Top bitch and emoknight would set off a metal detector. Get the fuck out, both of them.

Post: #50

(12-12-2013 08:30 AM)MGTOW MATT Wrote:  This guy wins, hands down. This is the one of worst beta displays ever. I really do hope this is a parody or some kind of satire but I'm not even gonna hold my breath.
http://betapedia.com/2013/06/sexual-healing/

Dude's an actor

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1941450/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t39

Doorman holding dog:
http://youtu.be/ZRtKMMw2rwE?t=3m5s


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBRmlVEvQO4