Post: #76

Some Cambodian guys are so fucking ambiguously gay it annoys the shit out of me. I can handle a somewhat feminine streak in an Asian guy but these dudes keep asking for my Facebook and then they'll send me little gay memes that really leave me questioning...

For instance this guy keeps hitting me up to meet him for dinner and he's already weirding me out but I'm trying not to jump to conclusions. I'm thinking of just making an excuse but then I tell him give me an hour or so and hit me up and we'll go.

He sends me a meme of this fucking photo:



And a message saying "Ok if u sure I wait u."

I'm thinking....wtf

So after a long pause I send him back - "Ok but why are you sending me a girl photo? Are you a lady now?"

I figure let's get this shit out on the table before it goes too far, right?

In his defense I think he kind of shit his pants when he realized he was coming across as a homo. "No no no no I am man for sure!"

LOL

I'm used to these weird little moments with some Southeast Asian guys but I swear sometimes you wonder where the fuck they get this shit. I mean, what is gayer than sending that pic above to a guy? Even if that was cool in your culture, you'd think the word would spread pretty quick that straight white boys just don't...uh...communicate that way.

Get a grip, Cambodia.

On another note though, his reaction reminds me of something I always pull on the tuk tuk drivers when I'm walking down the street. In Siem Reap at night time, every block has some guy on a motorbike or in a tuk tuk asking you if you want a whore.

"Hey man, you want boom boom?" In their creepy little sex-selling whisper.

Shit gets annoying after a while but eventually I decided to just start fucking with them. I like to give them this look of shock and wave my hands in protest and say "No! I don't boom boom with Man."

hahaha Some just start cracking up, but you should see the look on some of their faces when it crosses their mind that I might think they're offering me the ahole. Mouth drops open when it clicks and they start verbally scrambling - "No no man not boom boom me! I mean lady!"

lol Shit always makes my night.

You gotta shake things up out here.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #77

Hah. I do similar with guys offering girls, except I say "Boom boom with you? Ok, dai (can)." And their friends always laugh at them. Sometimes I unbuckle my belt and walk towards them.

Post: #78

(12-14-2013 08:00 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  "No no no no I am man for sure!"

Maybe he just wants to let you know that he is the "top" and you are the "bottom"....

Post: #79

On the working out note...the pumping iron culture doesnt really exist outside the U.S. Even in Europe, if you are really jacked looking, the women will be curious about your orientation. Of course, it is pretty easy to clarify...

Post: #80

+1

(NSFW):

Hehehe.

Post: #81

(12-14-2013 01:30 PM)SpecialEd Wrote:  On the working out note...the pumping iron culture doesnt really exist outside the U.S. Even in Europe, if you are really jacked looking, the women will be curious about your orientation. Of course, it is pretty easy to clarify...

I've never met a girl who doesn't like a guy with muscles, even Thai girls.

A lot of men like to use that as an excuse to justify why they don't work out, but it's pretty transparent.

Post: #82

(12-14-2013 04:39 PM)LeightonBlackstock Wrote:  +1

(NSFW):

Hehehe.

Hilarious hah. RCA?

Post: #83

(12-14-2013 09:24 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  Hilarious hah. RCA?

Nah man. Thai Friendly. 32 years old. Very easily a 7/10, but probably rides a lot of Farang cock, so nothing to brag about.

To be honest, I had WAY more fun on Saturday night, despite not pulling. I don't think I'm gonna use Thai Friendly that often, but I'll keep it as an option for meeting young girls to use as a home-base at RCA. (And I'll use it on dry spells).

Plus I'll use it for older women. I absolutely love attractive older women. It's a novelty for me at this age :-D.

Second Asian woman I've banged that's ten years older than me

I was pre-drinking in my room and was gonna head to RCA, but I messaged some people on asking if they were going.

She messaged back and was up for meeting. So I thought I'd see her instead.

I met her outside Best Beef and just happened to forget my ID ;-). We went back to my room and retrieved it (used this trick to make my place seem more familiar, for later).

I deliberately took her to Mixx, as I know it's too loud/shit and I could use the "This sucks, let's go" line.

We got a drink and parked up at the bar. Then we talked outside for a bit.

The whole night was immensely boring and felt like a fucking interview. This woman kept asking questions. (She probably wanted to get her female hamster satisfied and 'prove' that she's not a slag. But the joke's on her, she is.)

She wouldn't shut the fuck up. She just would not SHUT THE FUCK UP. OH WHY, OH WHY COULD SHE NOT SHUT UP.

I just ended up taking the piss with my answers because she bored the fucking hell out of me.

Her "Tell me about your father"
Me "He is a man"

Her "How old is your mother?"
Me "One hundred and six"

Her "Why are you on Thai Friendly?"
Me "To get married"

Despite the interview process, I got her playfully punching me a lot of times and managed to drag her back to mine. (AFTER A LOT OF FUCKING RESISTANCE. AND MORE QUESTIONS. GOD DAMN, THE QUESTIONS. This is why I haven't had a girlfriend in 18 months. Women drive me insane.)

In the taxi back I kept doing a mock-sleeping impression whenever she asked me a question.

God, what an annoying cow.

Anyway, she knew what was up. "I think you have plan for me". "I think you are not a good boy".

But anyway, we got into my apartment. And after half an hour of trying to get her clothes off, I succeeded.

Memorable quotes from the night:

"I want to see your passport, I think you are liar"

"Do you have this hair on all your body? I want to see on your boobies"

"How many Thai girls you fuck this week?"

"You live here six days. It looks like you live here one year"

"You look like boy. If you were 35 I think you look good"

"You are too pale. Do you like the sun?"

"I think you too skinny"

"I can't believe I fuck a boy"

"My pussy hurts. I can not pee"

"I know where you live. I come back here and kill you"

I just bought some Chang beers. Oh what to do tonight...

Post: #84

Thai girls love to threaten to kill guys they fuck. Dunno what's up with that.

Post: #85

Thanks for the link, Leighton:

http://farangdeath.tumblr.com/

"Police in Thailand are investigating the death of a 42-year-old British DJ and ‘party animal’ who died in a Pattaya hotel.

Scott Daniel, 42, from Ossett, near Wakefield, Yorkshire, died in the Shagwell Mansions, Pattaya. The cause of death has not been revealed.

Love it. (but RIP, too young na)

   

Post: #86

(12-15-2013 12:26 PM)Vendetta Wrote:  Thanks for the link, Leighton:

http://farangdeath.tumblr.com/

"Police in Thailand are investigating the death of a 42-year-old British DJ and ‘party animal’ who died in a Pattaya hotel.

Scott Daniel, 42, from Ossett, near Wakefield, Yorkshire, died in the Shagwell Mansions, Pattaya. The cause of death has not been revealed.

Love it. (but RIP, too young na)

Pretty sure I know a Thai girl who was banging that guy last year. Farang life is cheap in Pattaya and Phuket.

Post: #87

Job interview for an all boys' school:

Interviewer: "....And they cancel classes when it's raining, as carrying an umbrella is seen as gay"

"I see."

Post: #88

Lol. Half of their students are probably gay. The amount of gay Thai dudes in bkk is through the roof.

It rains half the fuckin year non stop. Assuming you get paid even if school is cancelled, good deal for you.

Post: #89

Post: #90

I bet the Philippines come in as a close second to Thailand for the amount of ladyboys and gays. I always thought the Catholics would have done more shaming than the Buddhist but it seems like it is fairly accepted here. Not on the level of Thailand but more than I expected.

Post: #91

Love reading your stores from the ground boys! Keep'em coming!!!! This is what's motivating me to hang in here and work hard so I can return to Asia ASAP!

Keep those juicy stories coming guys!!!

Post: #92

I'm going to RCA tonight with that group from Friday. Apparently it's someone's 'Despedida' party. What's one of those? Is it a leaving party?

I need some tips for etiquette. I imagine they'll have a table and'll be sharing a bottle.

But two things:

1) I don't want to look cheap
2) I don't want to bankroll the night

Do I buy drinks? Do I just accept the offers? What do you do with Thai people?

(12-16-2013 09:51 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  Lol. Half of their students are probably gay. The amount of gay Thai dudes in bkk is through the roof.

It rains half the fuckin year non stop. Assuming you get paid even if school is cancelled, good deal for you.

Yeah you would think they'd be more open to it. Maybe they're just terrified to be ostracized as gay, in a country which is pretty damn open to homosexuality/transsexualism (Or at least forced to be by the sheer number of gay men and ladyboys).

Apparently the school is in a 100 year-old world heritage building, and the headmaster went to school at Eton college. It's a boarding school based on that, so it should be a pretty homo-erotic environment.

They play at least two hours of rugby a day apparently. Strange place. Should be like a Thai Bullingdon club.

"The older students make the younger ones carry their books around. Do you have a problem with that?"

"...... No."

As for the raining thing. Three month mid-year holiday I guess.

Post: #93

Bottle service at RCA is hilariously cheap FYI.

Post: #94

(12-16-2013 10:02 PM)Kabal Wrote:  

UGLY.

If an Asian woman is even half way attractive, she wants to let the whole world know about it.

I've met a few of the one-photo-wonders....

Not. Good.

Post: #95

(12-15-2013 02:06 PM)Soma Wrote:  Pretty sure I know a Thai girl who was banging that guy last year. Farang life is cheap in Pattaya and Phuket.

Any life is cheap anywhere in Thailand.

Post: #96

(12-16-2013 09:51 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  Lol. Half of their students are probably gay. The amount of gay Thai dudes in bkk is through the roof.

Are you sure about that? I usually workout at a couple of gyms in the ramkhamhaeng uni. area(near the stadium where the recent red-yellow battle took place) and very rarely see gay dudes there besides 2-3 flamboyant ladyboys. Do I have to recalibrate my gaydar?

Post: #97

(12-17-2013 08:40 AM)dirtypurist Wrote:  

(12-16-2013 09:51 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  Lol. Half of their students are probably gay. The amount of gay Thai dudes in bkk is through the roof.

Are you sure about that? I usually workout at a couple of gyms in the ramkhamhaeng uni. area(near the stadium where the recent red-yellow battle took place) and very rarely see gay dudes there besides 2-3 flamboyant ladyboys. Do I have to recalibrate my gaydar?

How long have you been in BKK? Once you're here a while you'll definitely notice, or your just not perceptive to it. My gym is small with very few members, and of the regular Thai guys who go, maybe dozen? Four of them are gay, that I know of. The best looking one who could have tons of hot Thai girls is gay. I didn't realize at first, but his "training partner" gives it away lol.

Ask some Thai girls about gay guys in BKK and Thai guys that work out. Probably surprise you.

Post: #98

(12-17-2013 09:36 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  

(12-17-2013 08:40 AM)dirtypurist Wrote:  

(12-16-2013 09:51 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  Lol. Half of their students are probably gay. The amount of gay Thai dudes in bkk is through the roof.

Are you sure about that? I usually workout at a couple of gyms in the ramkhamhaeng uni. area(near the stadium where the recent red-yellow battle took place) and very rarely see gay dudes there besides 2-3 flamboyant ladyboys. Do I have to recalibrate my gaydar?

How long have you been in BKK? Once you're here a while you'll definitely notice, or your just not perceptive to it. My gym is small with very few members, and of the regular Thai guys who go, maybe dozen? Four of them are gay, that I know of. The best looking one who could have tons of hot Thai girls is gay. I didn't realize at first, but his "training partner" gives it away lol.

Ask some Thai girls about gay guys in BKK and Thai guys that work out. Probably surprise you.

Related: Whereas in the West (male and female) models are tall and paper thin, borderline sickly, in Thailand the male models are pretty buff. They're also mostly gay. Modelling in Thailand, and SEA more generally, is a gateway to high-end prostitution where they can make the real money, as modelling gigs pay pretty shit. The gay p4p market prefers guys that are healthy and in shape over 6'3'' sickly twigs. Who would have thought?

Post: #99

And the dudes in the free gyms in Lumpini Park - they all look gay. Big fellas. They wolf-whistled me and a girl.

She wasn't sure whether it was for her or me!

Post: #100

Damn, now I gonna have to be more careful when going into gym sauna with these guys.