Post: #26

Thai girls, master photographers.

Post: #27

That's some steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealthy shit there, Rio.

Sneaky bitches.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #28

(12-09-2013 01:06 AM)Chaos Wrote:  I gave a box of Finnish candy to a Russian 10 year old kid the other day.

All talk of school massacres aside, am I the only one wondering why a guy named Chaos is going around handing out candy to 10-year-old Russian boys...?

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #29

(12-09-2013 10:27 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

(12-09-2013 01:06 AM)Chaos Wrote:  I gave a box of Finnish candy to a Russian 10 year old kid the other day.

All talk of school massacres aside, am I the only one wondering why a guy named Chaos is going around handing out candy to 10-year-old Russian boys...?

Russian flag captured?

Anal counts as a notch, right?

Post: #30

@Rio.. there were over 5 million people protesting yesterday. I would upload pics but I'm on my phone. It's getting pretty nuts there. Hopefully not a repeat like where they torches Central World.

Post: #31

This just occurred to me and while it probably wont convey very funny via this medium I'm going to put it out there.

So the Spanish have 0 concept of personal space and if your open to the culture it takes about a week to get used to, plus that goes for guy and girls. they just kind of pile on top of one another over here as long as you are cool with the people in question. Now me and this older guy were talking at the tienda de jamones and I'm using about 98% of my brain function to understand what the hell this guy is talking about and he's making his point and he's making his point and all the sudden I can feel his nose touching mine. The guy was just yaking away and didn't even seem to notice. I didn't know what think. I just kinda backed up and let him keep talking.

Post: #32

Well well, one of my buddies hitted the bottle quite hard last weekend. He downed a 1litre bottle of Jameson fast as fuck and then he decided to sneak out of his flat when nobody saw him. We were sitting with some other guys and chatting in his living room when we all of a sudden heard WROOOM. We looked out and this guy came driving as fast as maybe 150km/h on the road that has a speed limit of 60km/h. We were chocked because this guy was extremely shitfaced, a second later he pulled the breaks, the car started to spin and he ended up in a huge pile of snow with a big bang. Just missing a gasoline station with maybe 3-4 metres.

This was about 400m away from the flat and me and some other guys ran out too see if this motherfucker is still alive. When we came to the car the motherfucker was gone! We had no idea where to find him but we knew he can't be far. We split up, two guys took care of the car before somebody would call the cops and me and my buddy started to look for him. Not far away we found him him puking and rolling in the snow in the bottom of a ditch at the roadside. At this point it was -18 'celscius and this motherfucker was pale like a ghost and shivering like hell.

Well, we took him to his flat but of course he had lost his keys and we were locked out. His mother had a pair of spare keys, and it wasn't exactly easy to expain to her that her son was soaked in his own vomits on a Friday night and his keys were gone. Anyhow, we got the keys and got in to his flat, we wrapped him in a couple of blankets and putted him to bed and called the night.

Next morning I decided to go and look if he's alright. He opened up and he looked like a boiled pighead!!
This motherfucker had woken up early and freezing like hell so he decided to take a hot shower and he did..... The only problem was that he sat down in the shower and fucking fell a sleep! And he was sleeping meanwhile taking a hot shower for three hours or something.

Haha,he looked like shit but he was at least alive.
This is just one day in life here in the Northern Darkness.
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Post: #33

Great story lol. Glad he aint dead.

Post: #34

(12-09-2013 06:28 PM)birdrussell Wrote:  This just occurred to me and while it probably wont convey very funny via this medium I'm going to put it out there.

So the Spanish have 0 concept of personal space and if your open to the culture it takes about a week to get used to, plus that goes for guy and girls. they just kind of pile on top of one another over here as long as you are cool with the people in question. Now me and this older guy were talking at the tienda de jamones and I'm using about 98% of my brain function to understand what the hell this guy is talking about and he's making his point and he's making his point and all the sudden I can feel his nose touching mine. The guy was just yaking away and didn't even seem to notice. I didn't know what think. I just kinda backed up and let him keep talking.

Its no so that the spanish or latin people have problem with the concept of personal space, i think is that anglo people needs too much personal space, it is like they have a kind of aversion to have people near them. It is really funny to see their reactions when they made friends here in Argentina and people greet them with a kiss in the cheek, or a hug.

Post: #35

I walked out of a metro station in Medellin the other day and saw this old geezer emptying his piss bag in a sewer drain in front of a bunch of people passing by, I can't wait til I'm old.

Post: #36

Scotian, how is Medillin? It gonna be your main spot in Colombia? Or do you like Bogota better? Cali?

Post: #37

(12-10-2013 09:28 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  Scotian, how is Medillin? It gonna be your main spot in Colombia? Or do you like Bogota better? Cali?

I still can't decide which city I like best, probably gonna check out Cali for the upcoming Feria and may hit up a couple 2nd tier cities after that.

Post: #38

(12-10-2013 10:15 AM)Mekorig Wrote:  

(12-09-2013 06:28 PM)birdrussell Wrote:  This just occurred to me and while it probably wont convey very funny via this medium I'm going to put it out there.

So the Spanish have 0 concept of personal space and if your open to the culture it takes about a week to get used to, plus that goes for guy and girls. they just kind of pile on top of one another over here as long as you are cool with the people in question. Now me and this older guy were talking at the tienda de jamones and I'm using about 98% of my brain function to understand what the hell this guy is talking about and he's making his point and he's making his point and all the sudden I can feel his nose touching mine. The guy was just yaking away and didn't even seem to notice. I didn't know what think. I just kinda backed up and let him keep talking.

Its no so that the spanish or latin people have problem with the concept of personal space, i think is that anglo people needs too much personal space, it is like they have a kind of aversion to have people near them. It is really funny to see their reactions when they made friends here in Argentina and people greet them with a kiss in the cheek, or a hug.

you're probably right about that but as for me I like to think I pick up on and accept the culture thing quick it was just weird. I do love that every interaction with a pretty girl out here requires 2 kisses on the greet and 2 on the departure.

Post: #39

I fucked 2 cute girls same day in Orlando last week. One, then the other. Both via Cupid.

The first one was so dtf no game was required.

The second was walking ahead of me at first. I thought "forget it", because IME it always means she isn't attracted. When we sat down for a sandwich though, I noticed her voice slightly trembling. I took her hand, but she pulled it away. Again I thought "forget it, not gonna happen". Next I invited her to go on a roller coaster with me. Not because I thought it would get me the bang, but I wanted to ride it.

After the coaster, she held my hand no problems. Bounced her to my $29.99 budget motel and got bang #161.

Love the "low end market" sometimes. The cute white Florida girls don't know their worth (outside the miami area).

Now I'm in San Fran chasing cash. Gotta take a break to re-fund this insane lifestyle. Much tougher girls. Feminist extreme. Gameless, thirsty mangina dudes. But at least the food is bomb up here...

Post: #40

Courage, are you from the US originally?

Post: #41

Yep

Post: #42

Upper-class Thai girls, they are heavenly, but there are obstacles.

As RioNomad, Beyond Borders and DirectDanger have said:

1) These girls hang out in tight-knit social circles. It's difficult to even approach them at upscale clubs, as they're huddled tightly around a small table. It can be an arduous process, and it may require catching them on a 'smoke break'.

2) You need social proof. With Thais. Befriending a stylish Thai man could be golden, but it's extremely difficult to do. Most Thai men don't want a Farang friend. (Understandably).

So what could be the solution to these problems?

Well the potential solution has struck me after three experiences in the past 48 hours:

1) As I said previously, I have a gay Thai 'friend' here. I met him on Tuesday night. It was pretty uneventful, but one thing stuck with me. He was talking about the gay clubs here and he said the following:

"Hey, you should come man, actually many girls go there with their gay friends. Last time I go, three different girls come up to me and say hi haha."

Interesting.

2) I went out to Levels last night. I was dressed to the nines.

I walked up to the entrance and saw a group of Middle/Upper-class Thai guys and girls. One of the guys turned to me, lit up and said "Oh! WOW, you SO cute!". I said thank you, and shook his hand. His female friends were HOT.

I walked into the elevator and he tried to get as close as possible to me. We then talked again when I got out of the elevator. His friends all were smiling at me. "You come back here and talk later OK?". I got a beer, didn't see them again. But still:

Interesting.

3) I was walking around Terminal 21 shopping centre today. It's an upscale mall.

Despite being here four days, this was the first time I saw the upper-class Thai girls in the wild. (In my opinion, they ABSOLUTELY compete with upper-class Korean girls). If you don't leave Sukhumvit/Khao San Road, you will never see this rare natural wonder.

I see a group of fashionable upper-class girls drinking coffee. They're all giggling and chatting. There is one man there: A stylish, camp, gay man.

...................................................

Gay Game.

1) If a Thai guy likes you and brings you over to his friends, then you instantly break into that tight-knit social group. Approach completed.

2) You now have social proof. Even if you gently tell him you're straight, he'll likely vouch for you when you talk to his hot friends. (Whether it's because he thinks that'll help him get into your pants, or whether it's because he's deemed you 'good enough'.

There are many gay men in Bangkok, and many of them have HOT female friends.

It may sound ridiculous, but it just. might. work.

I'm going to an upscale gay club tomorrow to scout this idea out.

Post: #43

(12-11-2013 02:28 PM)LeightonBlackstock Wrote:  3) I was walking around Terminal 21 shopping centre today. It's an upscale mall.

Despite being here four days, this was the first time I saw the upper-class Thai girls in the wild. (In my opinion, they ABSOLUTELY compete with upper-class Korean girls). If you don't leave Sukhumvit/Khao San Road, you will never see this rare natural wonder.

??? Terminal 21 is in Sukhumvit.

Post: #44

(12-11-2013 02:41 PM)Soma Wrote:  

(12-11-2013 02:28 PM)LeightonBlackstock Wrote:  3) I was walking around Terminal 21 shopping centre today. It's an upscale mall.

Despite being here four days, this was the first time I saw the upper-class Thai girls in the wild. (In my opinion, they ABSOLUTELY compete with upper-class Korean girls). If you don't leave Sukhumvit/Khao San Road, you will never see this rare natural wonder.

??? Terminal 21 is in Sukhumvit.

I was colloquially referring to the backpacker/bar-girl scene.

But yes, you're correct. It's very close to the bad part of Sukhumvit in fact.

Post: #45

haha. I had equal parts of gay thai guys complimenting me and drunk thai women. You'd do well at soi 11 3am drunk girl scoop.

Post: #46

When I leave the gym I'm always wearing a tight v neck shirt and got a pump goin. I get gay Thai dudes eying me like crazy. They think I'm gay because, as I mentioned, gay Thai dudes are the only ones who hit the gym. Gay Thai dudes are mad aggressive. If only hot Thai chicks were as aggressive, I'd never have to make another approach in BKK again.

Post: #47

(12-12-2013 12:04 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  If only hot Thai chicks were as aggressive, I'd never have to make another approach in BKK again.

I saw what you did there.

Way to bait the "all thai women relentlessly throw themselves on white cock" trolls, Rio...

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #48

So I am at a fancy dinner w/my thai girl here in LA. Somebody snaps a group fb photo. My girl is dressed to the nines, totally dolled up. Gay friend from thailand hits her up and immediately asks her who the handsome man next to her is.

Girl- "I am dressed so sexy and the first thing he ask is about you. Sigh*"

Thanks gay guys. Constantly socially proofing me. =)

Post: #49

(12-12-2013 12:00 PM)DVY Wrote:  haha. I had equal parts of gay thai guys complimenting me and drunk thai women. You'd do well at soi 11 3am drunk girl scoop.

I think I've been to Soi 11 maybe 3 times at most in 8 months.

It seems pretty buzzy (in an expat kinda way) I like the look of those VW beer vans...

What kind of girls hang out there? Working girls?

Post: #50

done!

in subway toilet. levels is the shit!

elaboration tomorrow!