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(12-04-2013 07:40 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  
Quote:"Find me," she said, before slipping away into the dawn of New Year's Day.

Translation: "I'm gonna go get some dick, but you seem like a nice guy so I'm going to placate you with some regurgitated Hollywood nonsense."

Quote:"Yeah, I'll find you," he said, before realising all he had to go on was her first name, Katie, and the fact she was from "DC" - presumably Washington.

Her real name is probably Jennifer from Baltimore.

Quote:Reese McKee, 25, is hoping the magic of Christmas and the power of social media will reunite him with the mystery woman he met in Hong Kong last New Year's Eve.

She was having a random makeout session and lost the dude.

Quote:The Wellington man said he was in Hong Kong when he ran into Katie after they both became lost earlier in the night.

"I was just walking around and admiring the lights and found this girl just crying on the side of the road.

"I went and tried to help her out. She was lost. She'd lost all her friends.

Tired of dealing with her drunken, slutty behavior, her friends ditched her.

Quote:"I just cheered her up. I sort of have this undeniably bad sense of humour that no one can resist laughing at."

Yup. You're so irresistible she ditched you moments later.

Quote:They went out drinking later and eventually reunited with her friends before parting ways at 6am, he said.

Her friends were undoubtedly thrilled at seeing this slut with yet another strange man buying her drinks for the millionth time.

Quote:Although he never got a contact number or email address, Katie's final words, "find me", stuck with him.

Didn't have the balls to ask for her number, while she finds cock somewhere else.

Quote:After meeting Katie, Mr McKee said he spent weeks searching for her. "But it was pretty fruitless because I had nothing to go on.

"I got the idea to use Facebook in June but the timing wasn't right. I think this time of year people have hope for the magic (of Christmas). If nothing else, it would just be great to get in touch with her and say 'thank you'. To say 'Hi, how are you doing?'."
Okay my turn at bat.

He hoped a Facebook campaign he started this week would improve his chances.

I know we don't use this word on RVF, but I'm making an exception: Creepy


Quote:"The amount of positive feedback and comments that are flowing, it's boggling." The page had been shared with more than 4,000 people.

Yeah, The Notebook did pretty well in theaters too.

Quote:Aside from her first name, the only identifying details he had of Katie was a photo of her he found on his phone the next morning.

And god knows how much she regrets that photo now.

Quote:Mr McKee conceded he is "a bit of a realist" and wouldn't be surprised if Katie was seeing someone else. However, he was "foolishly optimistic".

"The chances are billions to one, but I like those odds.

Behold, the greatest pedestal ever built.

Quote:"Even if I could just find her and say thanks, because it's been a life-changing year and it all started that night, really."

If meeting an average American girl from Maryland had this effect, imagine what his dating life up to this point has been like.

Good breakdown.

I will cut the guy a little slack.

He lives in New Zealand. As has been touched on here before it is far from poosy paradise Dodgy
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This is beyond beta.

The guy sounds like a bonafide stalker.
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She ditched him after using him for help and free drinks

How does a girl get separated from her friends? When she goes off with some guy she just met. She probably blew him in an alley and he ditched her.

The ditchee became the ditcher; a negative pay it forward.

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I thought New Zealand women were the sluttiest on the planet? This girl must have looked like an ethereal virgin to this guy.

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I read it was bad, but that bad? I'm from Portugal, people say girls here are not attractive, but here, and on my book, 4.

(12-04-2013 07:11 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  
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(12-04-2013 06:38 PM)LEMONed IScream Wrote:  4/10 WNB

6 was probably quite generous. Sounded better with the thread title though Smile

I think it's that she's a 6 for DC. Shudder

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If thats his dream princess NZ girls must be awful

Can anyone comment on the looks of NZ girls?

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(12-04-2013 07:48 PM)soup Wrote:  This is beyond beta.

The guy sounds like a bonafide stalker.

If anything, this story is a fine testimonial to the idiotic concept of "romance".

It's okay to do stuff for girls that deserve it. If you're dating a girl that cooks for you and pleases you, you can make the occasional nice gesture.

However, ask yourself first, "Is this romantic?" If you can answer yes to that question, rethink whatever it is you wanted to do for her. Bring it down a few notches.

And if you find yourself in a relationship with a girl that tells you, "You're not very romantic", then by all means, keep on doing whatever it is you're doing.

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

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(12-04-2013 08:15 PM)MrXY Wrote:  If thats his dream princess NZ girls must be awful

Can anyone comment on the looks of NZ girls?

The overall quality is low. Being an isolated and young country there is not a great deal of diversity and alot of people come from historically British agricultural backgrounds - this doesn't make for a great starting point.

It is a macho culture where everyone binge drinks to function socially and this seeps through to the women. There is very little competition to be feminine which means girls need to make a lot less effort to stand out here than they might in other places. When I first travelled to Europe I couldn't believe how much more feminine the women were in how they dressed and carried themselves. On several occasions Europeans visiting here have asked me confusedly where the feminine women are.

The country's isolation and comfort means a lot of people are very insular and live in a bubble. I'm sure a lot of what I've described you American cats will relate to.

The country's best and brightest leave in droves (one fifth of NZ passport holders live outside of NZ and we have a huge brain drain). I'll do the same once I've finished my studies.

All that said, if you can find some common ground with loose women who lead a very simple existence you will get laid though the quality will be higher elsewhere.

One other factor is that our population is very small and we have developed alot like parts of the US- poor transport options and low density in spread out cities will be a logistical obstacle for any player.
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(12-04-2013 08:29 PM)draguer Wrote:  
(12-04-2013 08:15 PM)MrXY Wrote:  If thats his dream princess NZ girls must be awful

Can anyone comment on the looks of NZ girls?

The overall quality is low. Being an isolated and young country there is not a great deal of diversity and alot of people come from historically British agricultural backgrounds - this doesn't make for a great starting point.

It is a macho culture where everyone binge drinks to function socially and this seeps through to the women. There is very little competition to be feminine which means girls need to make a lot less effort to stand out here than they might in other places. When I first travelled to Europe I couldn't believe how much more feminine the women were in how they dressed and carried themselves. On several occasions Europeans visiting here have asked me confusedly where the feminine women are.

The country's isolation and comfort means a lot of people are very insular and live in a bubble. I'm sure a lot of what I've described you American cats will relate to.

The country's best and brightest leave in droves (one fifth of NZ passport holders live outside of NZ and we have a huge brain drain). I'll do the same once I've finished my studies.

All that said, if you can find some common ground with loose women who lead a very simple existence you will get laid though the quality will be higher elsewhere.

One other factor is that our population is very small and we have developed alot like parts of the US- poor transport options and low density in spread out cities will be a logistical obstacle for any player.

Interesting observations, Im guessing you live in Auckland which is too spread out and the talent is diluted by the fat polynesian population.
I live in Dunedin which has a large student population concentrated in a small area so the talent is not to bad at all. Also the small size means you can get very good logistics with places 2mins walk away from bars & clubs. I completely agree with your binge drinking observation the girls here drink freakish amounts of alcohol, not that i’m complaining Wink

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Some good knowledge dropped in this thread for newbies by soup, McQueen and thedude, take notes lads.

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(12-04-2013 07:55 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  I thought New Zealand women were the sluttiest on the planet? This girl must have looked like an ethereal virgin to this guy.

Sorry, I didn't notice he was from Wellington. Now it makes perfect sense.

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(12-04-2013 08:57 PM)liberman Wrote:  
(12-04-2013 08:29 PM)draguer Wrote:  
(12-04-2013 08:15 PM)MrXY Wrote:  If thats his dream princess NZ girls must be awful

Can anyone comment on the looks of NZ girls?

The overall quality is low. Being an isolated and young country there is not a great deal of diversity and alot of people come from historically British agricultural backgrounds - this doesn't make for a great starting point.

It is a macho culture where everyone binge drinks to function socially and this seeps through to the women. There is very little competition to be feminine which means girls need to make a lot less effort to stand out here than they might in other places. When I first travelled to Europe I couldn't believe how much more feminine the women were in how they dressed and carried themselves. On several occasions Europeans visiting here have asked me confusedly where the feminine women are.

The country's isolation and comfort means a lot of people are very insular and live in a bubble. I'm sure a lot of what I've described you American cats will relate to.

The country's best and brightest leave in droves (one fifth of NZ passport holders live outside of NZ and we have a huge brain drain). I'll do the same once I've finished my studies.

All that said, if you can find some common ground with loose women who lead a very simple existence you will get laid though the quality will be higher elsewhere.

One other factor is that our population is very small and we have developed alot like parts of the US- poor transport options and low density in spread out cities will be a logistical obstacle for any player.

Interesting observations, Im guessing you live in Auckland which is too spread out and the talent is diluted by the fat polynesian population.
I live in Dunedin which has a large student population concentrated in a small area so the talent is not to bad at all. Also the small size means you can get very good logistics with places 2mins walk away from bars & clubs. I completely agree with your binge drinking observation the girls here drink freakish amounts of alcohol, not that i’m complaining Wink

Dunedin is a good exception to the rule, Queenstown too for cute foreign snow bunnies Banana
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(12-04-2013 09:11 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  
(12-04-2013 07:55 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  I thought New Zealand women were the sluttiest on the planet? This girl must have looked like an ethereal virgin to this guy.

Sorry, I didn't notice he was from Wellington. Now it makes perfect sense.

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Soon to be appearing in the Newbie Forum -- Reese McKee.
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Fuckin A, I didn't know they made bitches that hit....
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A lot of those broads would fit right in here in central WI...

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Here's another shot of our boy. He looks like he's on the verge of tears.

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This is worse than the dude that got on his boat from Greece and went all around Ireland looking for a ginger 4.

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Somebody with FB please send him a link to RVF

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How the fuck you gonna be in Hong Kong and try to scoop an American girl from DC? This makes me super sad. If i was in Hong Kong my pick would have a yellow tint from all the side way fussy id be getting.

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I think that's Australian when an aircraft carrier has a port visit.

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Going to New Zealand changed my game life. I was there when The Game came out. Read it in two sittings. It was a great place to do so, because there weren't any girls around who were hot enough to be scary to approach.

My favorite ploy lifted from the book was to put the same cologne sample on both arms and make girls tell me which one they liked better.

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Also, not saying this guy isn't some herb...

but if I wanted to virally market some sort of chick media story bullshit, this is exactly how I would do it.
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Some girl on that Facebook page wrote a long post about how he needs to be honest about hurting women in the past and leading on more than one girl at once and shit like that. If I had to bet, I'd say this is a troll job.
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