Post: #251

Lots of rape requests in the heat of the moment (apparently oblivious of the fact that rape upon request is not rape). A black girl telling me she's my slave (also in the heat of the moment).

Post: #252

"hitler was a good person"

"i want your babies" then stopping mid sex 3 minutes later

Post: #253

"I liked playing with my sister's butthole when we were younger"

Post: #254

"You would look good as a Ladyboy."

Curse of handsome males.

Post: #255

Married woman, talking about her daughter, when I asked her once if she would leave her husband for me

"I wish all of us could live togheter. For her"

Post: #256

(03-09-2016 09:32 AM)Comte De St. Germain Wrote:  

(03-09-2016 06:56 AM)ksbms Wrote:  

(03-08-2016 06:26 PM)hwuzhere Wrote:  Not so much something said, but an action. This chick invites me over to her place and I bring a bottle of wine to set the mood. As I go in, I see her and her boyfriend there. She hugs him goodbye and he looks at me then leaves not even questioning why another man is in his girlfriend's apartment.

I proceed to bang her out in the next 10 minutes after a smoke and a glass of wine. Surprised that there are guys this spineless out there.

Could have been a friend/brother/relative/whatever?

She hugged him and said "Goodbye honey!". I thought I heard myself wrong until she confirmed they were dating after, and that I was "a friend just coming over". Granted this girl was and still is a basket case and is material for the would you hit it thread. Noticed many cut marks, a few bruises on certain parts of her body, dead eyes, and a weird laugh.

He got cucked so hard

Post: #257

"My friend just sharted in her pants."

Post: #258

While sitting in a SoCal bar with a buddy of mine, we couldn't help but overhear a conversation between two stereotypically Cali bitches sitting behind us. One girl asked the other about the guy she's been seeing. Her reply? "Well, he works in the entertainment industry -- but he's only worth like a mil."

ONLY a mil?! The nerve of some cunts.

Post: #259

"It's like the 69 of shitting!"

Post: #260

(12-11-2016 05:07 PM)vonSudeten Wrote:  "You would look good as a Ladyboy."

Curse of handsome males.

I really don't think thats a compliment.

Post: #261

Today's scandalous line comes from the FB page of a Fuck Buddy I've been on and off with over the last 20 years (I'm 45, she's 42)...

"Early Christmas present from my wonderful caring husband. I love him so much"

... posted about three hours after the second time I blasted inside her.

Post: #262

"It's like the 69 of shitting!"

I don't get it, seriously, what am I missing?

Post: #263

"I don't like cocks."

After sucking off 4 guys for a ride across Spain

Post: #264

(12-21-2016 03:52 PM)Robert Plant Wrote:  "It's like the 69 of shitting!"

I don't get it, seriously, what am I missing?

I wondered that myself, but figured if I asked I'd end up feeling like Stallone asking about the "three seashells."

Post: #265

"I started showing my 9 year old cousin porn when I was 12 and we'd masturbate to it together"

Post: #266

Girl 1: "...and I'll hook Joao up with Isabel."

Girl 2: " But Joao's 31 and Isabel's 12!"

Girl 1: "Well Joao likes young girls."

Post: #267

Overheard a group of girls trying to poison their friend's mind against her own boyfriend while eating at In-N-Out. We all know girls do that shit, but to actually hear it in progress was infuriating.

Basically, they wanted their friend to come with them on a "girls' trip" to Las Vegas, but the friend had some reservations about it because she knew it would cause problems with her boyfriend. Instead of understanding, the girls built a case against the boyfriend in order to try and persuade their friend to go. The amount of peer pressure these girls were exerting on their friend was immense, and from how it sounded their cunt campaign was working.

Obviously, I don't know whether or not the girl ended up going with them, but even if she ultimately bailed on them, it wasn't for a lack of them trying. If I had to put money on it, I'd say she went.

Post: #268

(12-22-2016 04:08 AM)LeoneVolpe Wrote:  Overheard a group of girls trying to poison their friend's mind against her own boyfriend while eating at In-N-Out. We all know girls do that shit, but to actually hear it in progress was infuriating.

Basically, they wanted their friend to come with them on a "girls' trip" to Las Vegas, but the friend had some reservations about it because she knew it would cause problems with her boyfriend. Instead of understanding, the girls built a case against the boyfriend in order to try and persuade their friend to go. The amount of peer pressure these girls were exerting on their friend was immense, and from how it sounded their cunt campaign was working.

Obviously, I don't know whether or not the girl ended up going with them, but even if she ultimately bailed on them, it wasn't for a lack of them trying. If I had to put money on it, I'd say she went.

This is one of the reasons you screen hard for who has the hoe tendencies in a group of friends before you wife up a chick. See which girl has the hamster that spins the fastest to justify her notch count. That's always the one that'll try to get your girl to go out to the club when you're in argument with her.

Post: #269

Mayweather Wrote:This is one of the reasons you screen hard for who has the hoe tendencies in a group of friends before you wife up a chick. See which girl has the hamster that spins the fastest to justify her notch count. That's always the one that'll try to get your girl to go out to the club when you're in argument with her.

It is a good idea to do a little reconnaissance on your girl's friends. Unfortunately, no matter how good your girl may be, it seems all females know and are friends with at least one girl of the type you described. Even girls who may be less slutty than others still seem to enjoy hearing about/living vicariously through their more slutty friends' actions.

Post: #270

I fucked the hostess and she doesn't remember me.

Post: #271

"Thank god were at dinner, I was getting hungry. I need more than black cock to keep me fed."

Needless to say I fucked her hard that night.

Post: #272

(12-21-2016 08:35 AM)Sam Malone Wrote:  Today's scandalous line comes from the FB page of a Fuck Buddy I've been on and off with over the last 20 years (I'm 45, she's 42)...

"Early Christmas present from my wonderful caring husband. I love him so much"

... posted about three hours after the second time I blasted inside her.

Pics? That would go a long way!

Post: #273

"You remind me of my dad."

Proceed to bang

Post: #274

One girl I used to bang would spend hours talking about self-help topics: empowerment, positive thinking, etc. Then, when we proceeded to intimacies, she would yell, "I'm a prostitute! I'm a prostitute!" as I pounded her from behind.

I had to cut her loose eventually, as you might imagine...

Post: #275

Her PhD was in Psych so don't put too much stock in it.