Post: #126

(01-16-2015 11:58 AM)Ibagemyoutagem Wrote:  Her : I can't get pregnant ...
Me:(what maybe she has a medical condition) why do you think that?
Her : cuz guys always cum in me and nothing happens.
Me :....... (just trying to resist the sheer laughter )

I got a slight variation of that a couple weeks ago.

Her: "I don't think I can't get pregnant"
Me: "Why's that"
Her: "It's never happened before"
Me: "Thats sound logic"

Post: #127

"I like that you hold my hair back when I suck your cock, most guys don't do that."

Post: #128

Overheard a fat chick at work the other day say; "Fuck the gym- why would I bother trying to lose weight if I can still get laid from two different guys in the same night?!"


Just shook my head and walked away.

Post: #129

(04-19-2015 10:02 PM)Khaleth Wrote:  Overheard a fat chick at work the other day say; "Fuck the gym- why would I bother trying to lose weight if I can still get laid from two different guys in the same night?!"


Just shook my head and walked away.

... and that is the future of the Anglosphere in one sentence, gents.

HSLD

Post: #130

2-sluts talking at breakfast joint Saturday am, while I'm with a girl I fucked and her bitchy friend in our own booth overhearing them..

Girl 1: "Did you fuck him last night or what?"

Girl 2: "No, he wanted me to suck his cock.. I was like whooa, I'm not about all that, just get yourself hard and put the condom on and fuck me in the dark."

Girl 1: "So he couldn't?"

Girl 2: "No, told me I had to suck him hard first.. I was like, how the hell you not gettin hard over this? Did you fuck your dude last night?"

Girl 1: "No, didn't have a condom but I almost was gonna but my test last week came back, and it would have been bad to do to him."

Fuckin bitches with STDs running around sluttin for cocks. Wrap it up gents !

Post: #131

Her: The baby was yours. I just know it, I have a special feeling. Pregnant women just know, I know what was inside of me.

Me: Even though I pulled out every time, and Steve told me he came inside of you?

She aborted, thank god.

Post: #132

"Be quiet, my boyfriend is calling"

-CD

Post: #133

(04-20-2015 12:11 AM)Ingocnito Wrote:  Girl 2: "No, told me I had to suck him hard first.. I was like, how the hell you not gettin hard over this? Did you fuck your dude last night?"

She was fcuking a bi-guy?

Post: #134

(03-26-2015 02:45 PM)Hannibal_Smith Wrote:  "My gynecologist told me the ph level of my vagina is too high to allow sperm to live. Please cum in me."

Post: #135

(04-24-2015 06:04 AM)Other Barry Wrote:  

(03-26-2015 02:45 PM)Hannibal_Smith Wrote:  "My gynecologist told me the ph level of my vagina is too high to allow sperm to live. Please cum in me."

Even that bitch's pussy is basic.

Post: #136

I had a girl tell me that I should get a circumcision. I live in the UK only jews get circumcisions.

Post: #137

I must have had a few of the world's most vile.

"I don't care if I got you arrested you hurt my feelings!"

"My husband is on deployment."

"If the kids are in the kitchen just tell them you were fixing the TV"

"Don't kiss me" (married)

"I'll give you $300 to fuck me in front of my husband- okay 365 but that is literally all the money in my bank account"

"I'm gonna suck his dick so hard tonight I'm gonna suck it for you." (girlfriend when she was mad at me)

"Did you cum in me?-No. Okay good I was about to get so pissed because the doctor at planned parenthood yelled at me for going there all the time."

"Cum in my pussy daddy, I want you to come in my ass Daddy" (While my Dad was sleeping in the next room he was visiting while I was in college.)

"Probably around 50. What?? I traveled a lot!"

I can go on. The sad part was most of these women I ended up dating. Not proud. Not alpha. Thank God my time as a beta ended without long lasting consequences. I could have had a baby with one of these women.

Post: #138

Not scandalous but i liked hearing "you are what a man should be!!" multiple times in a thick italian accent from a married woman.

Post: #139

"I'm not marriage material"

an awkward minute of silence...

"I mean I'm too young to get married"

Post: #140

(05-04-2015 06:00 PM)PainPositive Wrote:  I must have had a few of the world's most vile.

"My husband is on deployment."

"If the kids are in the kitchen just tell them you were fixing the TV"

"I'll give you $300 to fuck me in front of my husband- okay 365 but that is literally all the money in my bank account"

So dark.

Post: #141

That tv never seems to work... and fixing it makes a lot of noise... #ChildrenOfSluts

Post: #142

"I'm watching my friend on the dance floor who I really like. I actually really want to have sex with him."

22-year old 6/10, married, at the nightclub without her husband. This came out within thirty seconds of my approach.

Don't think that getting them young makes them any better, gents.

Post: #143

Just recently during sex a girl said, "it's ok. You can fuck me as hard as you want. It won't hurt me". It did a little, but she just enjoyed it more.

Post: #144

(03-25-2015 03:11 PM)dark_g Wrote:  Was chatting up a married chick at a bar . Once she mentioned that her husband was out of town, I knew that she was giving me the green light. We went back to her house and after we got done, I asked her, when was her husband due back in town? (I was hoping to get another session in the following night). She says,"He's coming home tonight, He gets so horny when I pick him up from the airport with another man's cum in my panties"

I suspect some of these married chicks are setting us up for the benefit of the cuckolds. A mate was banging some beta's missus, and he looked up and spotted a camcorder hidden in a potted plant!

Post: #145

"That was the first time I've swallowed since my boyfriend in 2007."

Post: #146

(04-21-2015 09:25 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(04-20-2015 12:11 AM)Ingocnito Wrote:  Girl 2: "No, told me I had to suck him hard first.. I was like, how the hell you not gettin hard over this? Did you fuck your dude last night?"

She was fcuking a bi-guy?

And this is why I wrap it up.....because heterosexual men can also get VDs from fucking bitches who fuck other niggas.....and they won't tell you.

Post: #147

"You know that Christmas present you bought me. I am not happy with it. I like to have more than one present"

This was from my wife. By the way at the time she was not fucking me. She just didn't feel like it.

These two behaviors tend to go together.

Post: #148

"You make me go wet and weak. How do you do that so well?"
"Remember when we met? You entered like an alpha in the wolfpack. I was hooked, but thought I will never see you again"
"You're evil. But then again that's why I am in your bed"
"I would prefer to be a single mom as don't like to have one guy as my husband. Yet to find such a father though. You interested?"

All between second half of 2014 - Jan 2015.

Post: #149

Last time I banged:

"I don't know, I just haven't been fucked like this in months ... My husband just isn't into it anymore, not since we had a baby"

Post: #150

Asked a married girl what her relationship was like with her husband. She answered "I do my duties. I put on the show. I act as a good wife. But I'm just waiting on my moment, and when I'm good and ready I'm divorcing that motherfucker and I'm taking half. I know how much he's worth. I know he has money here. I know he has property there. I already know which condo building I want to live in etc. etc."

In horror I asked, "does your husband have any idea you feel this way?" She paused for a second and said "Hmmm, no." So I told her that this was exactly why I'm never getting married. We fucked later that night.

For what it's worth, she was from Toronto.