Post: #1

If its true.



http://creambmp.com/articles/breaking-2-...ner-marry/

Post: #2

best comment:

Quote:if this is real, that means drake will be kanye's step dad. hahaha! yes, that's me stating the obvious.

Post: #3

Quote:Some will say this is very light skin of me, well I’ll be light skin if it means getting to marry the woman of my dreams.

That was the part where I lost it. It does sound like some soft ass sensitive thug type shit that he would say though.

Post: #4

Iwb.

Post: #5

Really?
She is not bad looking for being almost 60 but she probably is caked in makeup, silcone, botox and dead babies blood. Too short hair and could be his grandma. Maybe he has a thing for geriatrics.

Post: #6

(11-11-2013 08:52 PM)kbell Wrote:  She is not bad looking for being almost 60

Even if she's the hottest 60 year old on the planet, that's still like being the tallest midget.

Post: #7

Iwnb.

Post: #8

Oh God No…...

Post: #9

We're linking to gossip sites now?

More recent headlines from that site:

"Bandz a Make Her Dead? Atlanta Stripper Suffocates to Death After Being Drowned in Singles..."

"George Zimmerman Pays Adrian Peterson’s Child Killer’s Bail…"

Post: #10

hahahaha. nooooooooo!!!!!

Post: #11

How many kids has she pumped out?

Post: #12

HOAX. Move along people. Please check your sources before making threads.

Mods, please close.

Post: #13

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1619194...riod.jhtml

Drake does like older women. How do you know its a hoax yet?

Post: #14

(11-11-2013 10:10 PM)kbell Wrote:  Drake does like older women. How do you know its a hoax yet?

It's true that Drake likes women who are past their peak. Ex:



But this is clearly a joke site. They've just posted another joke headline about Champagne Papi:

http://creambmp.com/articles/rapper-drak...oes-wrong/

Post: #15

At what age does pussy just fall apart? Like I've fucked a 40 year once and it was like my dick was in a creaky door hinge. Skin started perfuming and her shit felt like I was fuking a corpse. This hot "Cougar" quickly turned into a bag a bones once she got heated and her makeup started rubbing off. What a Mans gonna do with 60 year old pussy? At what point does pussy go past the wall and just end up 6-feet deep?

She's probably had a vaginal-job procedure done. No way Kris Jenner keeping any man around with a 60years old magic sleeve.

Post: #16

That forehead makes Rhianna look normal.


https://www.google.com/search?q=rihanna+...B500%3B500

Post: #17

There's a difference between banging Tyra and kris Jenner.

And for what it's worth to this day one of the baddest bitches I've ever banged was a 40 year old Cuban woman with three children. You'd be surprised. Pussy was tighter than a twenty year olds.

Post: #18

Kris Jenner represents everything vile and repulsive about American women.

The woman looks like a mummy with botox and collagen implants.

It's disgusting that this senior citizen is having another go at being a party girl after six decades on earth.

But what's even more pathetic is that guys are still lining up to penetrate her dusty sarcophagus.

And what does it say about Drake that this story is even faintly believable?

Post: #19

(11-11-2013 10:45 PM)Therapsid Wrote:  Kris Jenner represents everything vile and repulsive about American women.

Can't agree with that.

KJ is a real woman, for better and worse. She is quite intelligent and canny, and I have no doubt that she was a great slut and whore and would make a great whorehouse madam now. I don't think she is particularly bad except in the many ways that all real women are.

I like this type. Obviously, she is past the point where she can be fucked -- though even 10 years ago she probably wasn't which is a real tribute to her. But if she was hanging out with one of her daughters there would definitely be some added incitement in that.

I also think that a lot of guys here would find her surprisingly easy to get along with IRL. She's no feminist, she obviously fucking loves men and she would have no problems dealing with players.

Post: #20

If me and Kim went to high school together I would have banged both her and her mother. Fact.

We're out of high school now though and she's just old.

Post: #21

*but if I was drunk a a reunion party ya never know!

Post: #22

(11-11-2013 10:45 PM)Therapsid Wrote:  Kris Jenner represents everything vile and repulsive about American women.

Agreed. She obviously cuckolded Robert Kardashian (and then divorced him and took his money). Khloe is tall and beat. Her sisters are not.



What gives? A different father:



She's foul. A case of divorce rape (plus another still pending) and a paternity rape.

Post: #23

(11-11-2013 11:23 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  

(11-11-2013 10:45 PM)Therapsid Wrote:  Kris Jenner represents everything vile and repulsive about American women.

Agreed. She obviously cuckolded Robert Kardashian (and then divorced him and took his money). Khloe is tall and beat. Her sisters are not.



What gives? A different father:



She's foul. A case of divorce rape (plus another still pending) and a paternity rape.

Prince Harry is a other famous cuckold.

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Post: #24

   

But if you want to look for a bright side? He can cum in her all he wants. She's old. Her eggs are fossilized.

Post: #25

(11-11-2013 08:52 PM)kbell Wrote:  

Really?
She is not bad looking for being almost 60 but she probably is caked in makeup, silcone, botox and dead babies blood. Too short hair and could be his grandma. Maybe he has a thing for geriatrics.

she is supposedly a world class slut also.

When she was married to Robert Kardashian, she would leave her young children at home for the night, and sneak out of the house to fuck her multiple paramours. Kardashian would confront her about it, and she just didn't care. She needed dick too much.

And of course, she most likely hooked up behind Jenner's back all the time.

For as long as she has been a mega-slut, but never been busted by the tabloids in recent years, she must really be good at hiding all of her dirty deeds.