RE: Santa Barbara Approach Diary
azulsombra And I Combine For 3 Bangs (nearly 4) In One Night:
Azul messaged me a few weeks back wanting to party in SB with me. We met up for the first time and hit SB last Saturday.
Azul rolls up and parks on my street across from my place which is 1 block from State St. We walk to a place I usually avoid early in the night because it is often all social circle focused and everyone is there to talk not pick up. My first option was still closed to only dinner guests so this was a fate chance B option.
At the first venue Azul reads my mind and asks what our cover story is for knowing it each other (player minds think alike) and we set up a simple story that I don't even remember if we had to use it. I also let Azul know my place (which has never been in only parked right across the street) has a door between the front room and my room, if we get lucky we could pull chicks back and each have Bang Privacy.
Right after getting the first round of drinks which took 15 minutes a birthday girl celebration group of 4 chicks comes right up to us.
The 4:
Bday Girl (BG) - Tall cute, auburn hair, good body, 25th Bday
Little Latina (LL) - cute, short, thin, fair skin Mexican
Trashy Blonde Friend & Trashy Brunette Friend - both trashy 5's faces were just not great haha
Immediately I see BG takes a liking to Azul and they quickly get introduced with the girls proclaiming it is her birthday celebration. LL comes right up to me right after and very warm with introductions. My instinct told me to escalate immediately and go for the makeout she was that warm.
We chat it up with the girls and LL offers to buy me a shot. She gets 2 tequilas and can't down hers so she gives it to BG. We talk some more and I learn they are visiting from Orange County and are here just to party it up for BG, they are staying at a hotel down the street and leave tomorrow morning.
I start touching LL after about 2 minutes of conversation, start making out and grabbing her ass after 3 minutes of conversation. She tells me how hot I am and how unfair I am for teasing her.
Now just to lay it out this venue is pretty well lit and open and considered the pre-game spot people warm up at, music that is low volume, and no dance floor, just a long bar and open space.
The group moves around to the main floor infront of the main bar and it starts getting a little crowded.
I keep making out with LL and grabbing her ass I soon have her jumped up with her legs wrapped around the back of my knees as we sloppily go at it. Definitely starting to get stares because this is not the place for that. We are also at the bottleneck where everyone goes to the bathrooms.
I see Azul slowly work BG and getting some light touching in here or there. I keep ripping on LL and BG for being OC Fullerton girls. That day they ran out of gas driving around with the 4 of them no one noticed and they had to call triple AAA to get gas. They were drinking since early that afternoon. I have a sarcastic dick game, but reel it in enough to not hurt girls' feelings ever. Azul has a real positive fun vibe and everything is just a good time so we were working well together.
At this point I text Azul secretly while LL and grinding against me to see if these chicks meet expectation or should we drop them and move on since the night was young... maybe hook up with them later. Azul replies he's good with working BG. I am laughing and smiling the whole time having only met Azul about 45 minutes ago now.
Out of the blue both Blonde and Brunette Trashy Friends find male suitors. Brunette hooks up with some guy that is just as wasted and they are sloppily stumbling back and forth in our area bumping people and nearly knocking drinks. Reminded me of some over the top basement college rager. Blonde finds a dude in his mid 30s with an over the top hipster mustache, but he looks just like a drunk quirky bar dude - a funny wannabe hipster hahaha. I thought I was going sloppy with LL giving her the mini electric bull ride and pussy rubbing from behind, but damn. Mr. Mustache with Trashy Blonde and the Brunette with other sloppy dude out did me. People along the wall in booths kept staring on and off with crosses between amusement, jealousy, and disgust hahah.
So the scene is us 3 couples all making out and grinding sloppily taking up about 5 times amount of space we should be in the main floor area. Azul is still light with his girl at this point. We decided to finish our rounds and go to a dance club down the street.
As we walk down the street we all immediately start getting separated as couples. The two trashy friends lag way behind. LL is asking where I live, I say a block away, she is loving it and starts telling me we need to bail to my place. I get up to Azul and I say:
"Hey LL wants it now I am going back to my place. You can come to my place with your chick whenever".
He tends to his chick and I leave him in front of the club which has a long line.
LL and I get back to my place. She loves the place 1 minute in we are in the bedroom stripping.
Azul texts that he is coming and wants my address again. I tell him. I unlocked the front door, flip on the porch light, and throw a blanket over the couch to catch the possible coming fury. Remember Azul has never been inside my place before yet haha he has no idea what to expect.
I am now naked just barely pre-bang with LL, Azul comes in with BG. The door separating the front room and bedroom is closed. BG comes barging in and sees us both naked partially covered by the sheets going at it. She claims she just wanted to see that LL was really here.
I finally get my bang on with LL. A couple minutes later through the closed door 10 feet away I need Azul going at it with BG. Lots of spanking and screaming on her part.
I concentrate on finishing banging LL.
I text Azul he can knock and come through to use the bathroom if he wants (bathroom is past the bedroom). BG uses the bathroom first for a long time then he uses the bathroom.
When he comes out BG has gotten dressed but is passed out on my loveseat in the front room and has puked all over the arm rest.
I get her a bucket to lean over and keep puking in. LL gets up to get dressed and take care of her friend, but for some reason she ends up back in my bed I can't remember why. Azul and I discuss going back out and ditching the chicks. LL has now passed out in my bed. I feel strange leaving 2 chicks neither of us know in my place alone and passed out. BG is passed out hunched over the bucket. It's past midnight we have about an hour or so left before close. I say fuck it. LL wakes up for a second I tell her I will be back in an hour.
On the way back out Azul tells me he only had one condom and that BG wanted round 2 in the ass, but since he has no condom no go! I tell him I always carry 3 condoms on me at all times. Well at that very moment I was carrying only 2 and he asked from one (smart) and I gave it to him.
All the clubs have long lines at this point so I go to the one I have the door guy on Lockdown. I grease him $20 for both of us to get in. Once in we cruise around looking for trouble. Azul get a convo going with a blonde in a dress with a nice ass, but we end up moving on. Azul and I line up between a couple chicks in a hall area and Azul taps a good looking mixed black chick in a tight blue dress with a nice ass. They chat for a bit and we move on to the dance floor.
At the dance floor two chicks were dancing behind us. Azul asked for me to look for sets and let him know if I see any. I try to whisper in his ear these girls behind us look easy. My practicing projecting my voice in nightclubs over the last couple years has paid off. One of the girls told me she heard that and was half pissed half amused. I could tell she was a tease a girl though and left her alone.
Fast forward to last call we haven't made much progress. The lights come on and Azul finds his girl in the blue dress again they hit it off. I wander off slightly to find my own girl. I am posted by the bar and a short curvy in the right ways red head 24yo kind of primps in front of me so I use one of the worst pick up lines that I heard a dorm mate use once in freshman year in college:
"You look familiar do I know you?"
She immediately call me out for the pick up line but doesn't give a shit, she was trying to get my attention subtly anyways. We hit the convenience store for smokes and a wine bottle. We were the last 2 in the store, and a mob of angry club goers that ran out of smoke and booze were pounding the glass to have us buy their shit for them as a small Middle Eastern man steadfastly guarded the front door from these hyenas. I get my hands on her before we cab it back to her place and smoke bong loads, have a glass of wine and smoke cigs. I started making out with her in the cab and continued on the bed. She put up fast LMR saying she was a good girl. Right after she said she lived in IV (party zone near campus) for 4 years hahaha. My instincts told me I could put up a 4 hour LMR war of wine, weed, and attrition but I had a naked girl back home in my bed that would bang again. I got redhead's number and got a cab back home.
I get a text from Azul before the cab back asking where should he go to close with Blue Dress girl. I am laughing my ass off. In the cab I tell the driver what's been going on he can't believe it and asks our secret haha I am laughing while I am telling him the story of how there are 2 chicks passed out at my place and my friend is probably banging another chick in his car across the street.
At this point neither of us know if BG and LL are still even at my place or not.
I say he could get a hotel on State. He texts he could bang in his car that is parked across from my house.
I get back and I open the front door. There is BG still slumped over the bucket on the loveseat but wakes up it is now 2:30AM I reckon. She decides to walk to her and the girls' hotel 4 blocks away. She stumbles down my porch and out. At this same time I see Blue Dress get out of Azul's car and into her own cab.
LULZ.
They both had to have seen each other. No doubt about it for a split second. BG had no clue what Azul's car looked like or where it was parked. Blue Dress did not really know exactly where I lived or who should be coming in or out.
I text Azul immediately: you banged in the car!?
I check on LL she is still asleep in my bed, I go out into the street and knock on Azul's car window once the coast is clear. I see through the tinted window he jumps like a cat that got splashed with water hahah he got freaked. He is in the back seat still haha. He climbs to front and says he has to get dressed.
He tells me his story with Blue Dress. BD wanted to get pizza Azul didn't want to have that he kept trying to talk her back to my place (his car). They end up at a pizza place with a long line and she finally gives in so she can charge her phone. Azul says the charger is in his car. When they get to the car they go at it, but Azul has to take a break to empty all his shit outta the back seat and into the trunk hahaha. They bang in the backseat using the condom I gave him haha.
You Stay Classy Santa Barbara.
He gets the bang after some LMR. She soon gets the cab, probably not believing what just happened haha.
Azul and I say our goodbyes and I bang LL several more times during the night and next morning. LL bought me a sandwich from Starbucks the next morning. I told her how BG wanted it in the butt for round 2, but it didn't happen. She thanked me so she can use that to make fun of her friend for the rest of her life.
The End.
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(05-19-2016 12:01 PM)Giovonny Wrote: If I talk to 100 19 year old girls, at least one of them is getting fucked!
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(This post was last modified: 04-28-2014 10:43 PM by Travesty.)
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