Post: #26

That's like some Cult Leader game right there.

I've always been fascinated by how pimps and Jim Jones wannabes can spit some nonsensical, barely coherent lines and people will try to find what they want in it. Just like a Rorschach inkblot.

Biggie Biggie Biggie can't you see
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me

Post: #27

I've assembled a list of some Handsome Creepy Eel ™ truisms:

"An ideal approach is like a wild boar digging for mushrooms."
"Women should be more like neutron stars if they want to age gracefully."
"A man similar to a coal mine does not cheat."
"The turtle might be slow, but an amoeba has only one cell."
"Have good sex and don't forget to visit the crematorium."
"An orgasm is like spiderweb floating in stinky lava."
"Coriander length pussy sauce temporalize steel spread bread radishes."
"47857682652 131 12 00 9951 111."

Post: #28

He has tons of material (regarding all sorts of things), some is very good, some might be questionable. I'll post more of his quotes sometime. They'll evoke discussion at best.

Post: #29

We should hook up this guy of yours with GBFM. The results would be amazing, I'm pretty sure.

Post: #30

One of his better quotes:

"A true artform is using the truth to get your way"

Post: #31

(10-30-2013 10:43 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  I've assembled a list of some Handsome Creepy Eel ™ truisms:

"An ideal approach is like a wild boar digging for mushrooms."
"Women should be more like neutron stars if they want to age gracefully."
"A man similar to a coal mine does not cheat."
"The turtle might be slow, but an amoeba has only one cell."
"Have good sex and don't forget to visit the crematorium."
"An orgasm is like spiderweb floating in stinky lava."
"Coriander length pussy sauce temporalize steel spread bread radishes."
"47857682652 131 12 00 9951 111."

Goddam how do you come up with all this shit?

Post: #32

(11-01-2013 09:16 AM)le prince perdu Wrote:  

(10-30-2013 10:43 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  I've assembled a list of some Handsome Creepy Eel ™ truisms:

"An ideal approach is like a wild boar digging for mushrooms."
"Women should be more like neutron stars if they want to age gracefully."
"A man similar to a coal mine does not cheat."
"The turtle might be slow, but an amoeba has only one cell."
"Have good sex and don't forget to visit the crematorium."
"An orgasm is like spiderweb floating in stinky lava."
"Coriander length pussy sauce temporalize steel spread bread radishes."
"47857682652 131 12 00 9951 111."

Goddam how do you come up with all this shit?

My friend, it has been said that the tuna who masters the art of welding has truly drunk from the well of infinite knowledge.