Post: #26

I am very surprised that I am the first to do this....

But allow me to do the honors:

Post: #27

Hugh Hefner invited me to the Playboy Mansion.

Two Playboy Playmates wanted to blow me.

I got too drunk though and tried to drown them both.

Then I pissed in the grotto while Hef looked on.

He then banned me from the Mansion.

I know I did wrong, but where?™

Post: #28

@G.

That looks like my hot tub on a typical saturday night. No big deal.

Post: #29

(10-31-2013 02:01 PM)AntiTrace Wrote:  @G.

That looks like my hot tub on a typical saturday night. No big deal.

I love that line.

But it is better to say "That looks like my hot tub on a typical Tuesday night".

More smooth.

Post: #30

(10-31-2013 09:37 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  Hugh Hefner invited me to the Playboy Mansion.

Two Playboy Playmates wanted to blow me.

I got too drunk though and tried to drown them both.

Then I pissed in the grotto while Hef looked on.

He then banned me from the Mansion.

I know I did wrong, but where?™

LOL,

I was invited to a victoria secret model, party by my best female friend who models.....

I got to drunk and decapitated three of them.

Then i shat myself

Im now in an insane asylum

I know I did wrong, but where?™

Post: #31

If this turns into another "Is This Beta" thread, so be it.

I know I learned my lesson and G loves rolling with these. They're enjoyable.