Post: #526

(08-11-2017 08:57 PM)John Michael Kane Wrote:  

(12-27-2013 06:16 PM)Player_1337 Wrote:  "The text you sent, telling me to wear heels and a skirt on our first date was so hot and take-charge. I saved it."

Interesting. I've had very good results with compliance in telling a girl what to wear on a date. I tell them that I'm going to look good and what they should look good, to look good next to me. Just make it to the point.

"Wear a dress and heels, you'll want to look like you belong next to me."

That's my go-to line, anyone is welcome to steal it and report back their own results with it.

Bro that's been one of my lines for YEARS! I even used that shit to get out of the friendzone and get my homegirl to cheat on her man with me. Told her to show up in a tight black dress and boy did she.... She actually looked pretty hot some guy saw us driving in my car on the way to the venue and he fucking gives me a thumbs and a nod at the red light.... sheesh.

But it has shown me red flags with feminist cunts. I met this girl at the club, we dance, I get her number, and I take her on a deliberately quick first date. Second date is when I'm planning to smash I tell her to wear a dress and get all this fucking push back.

It was a feminist light skin black girl from Oakland/Bay area like one of those girls who actually brings up her "proud feminism" but get this she was a devout Christian (wtf?) and her dad was a minister or some shit. Fucking HATE Christian ass black chicks I would call her on a Thursday evening and she'd say she was at church. Call her on Tuesday afternoon and she's at church... Bitch do you live in the church?

Anyways I digress. She gave me massive push back and refused to wear the dress and showed up in jeans. I was fucking annoyed and thought about leaving but decided to finish the date anyway which I did fuck her and she actually had a really hot body when she was naked but she had issues or some shit. After the second hook up she got all weird about sex, said I was the second guy she fucked, said she used to date some girls, asked "what are we", and also she was a dick SUCKER.

90% of girls just suck dick cuz they have to. Then the blessed 10% of girls who really enjoy having a dick in their mouth. She was one of them. And she had a tongue ring and nipple rings. She would suck my dick for like 40 minutes to an hour while I watched Archer on my tv lmao. Telling you this bitch was weird. And she said she wanted to go through a hoe phase cuz she never did shit and her nipple rings were her way to rebel against her religious father. But then she also talked about how her sister in Oakland had several kids with different baby daddies and she wasn't gonna be like that.

Clearly this bitch had serious mental issues to work with. But yes the whole month or month and a half I fucked her and the few times we went out, she REFUSED to wear a dress or skirt and made a point about it. Fuck I hate feminist cunts. Anyway that's my story on that.




As for favorite thing a girl said to me the most recent one I can think of is a few weeks ago when I banged some chubby mexican chick and gave her rolling orgasms after pulling her from the club. She told me "oh my god I can't fuck anymore my pussy feels like a bowl of cereal right now". Fuckin had me rollin lmao.

Post: #527

(08-11-2017 10:16 PM)Darkwing Buck Wrote:  

(08-11-2017 08:57 PM)John Michael Kane Wrote:  

(12-27-2013 06:16 PM)Player_1337 Wrote:  "The text you sent, telling me to wear heels and a skirt on our first date was so hot and take-charge. I saved it."

Interesting. I've had very good results with compliance in telling a girl what to wear on a date. I tell them that I'm going to look good and what they should look good, to look good next to me. Just make it to the point.

"Wear a dress and heels, you'll want to look like you belong next to me."

That's my go-to line, anyone is welcome to steal it and report back their own results with it.

But it has shown me red flags with feminist cunts. I met this girl at the club, we dance, I get her number, and I take her on a deliberately quick first date. Second date is when I'm planning to smash I tell her to wear a dress and get all this fucking push back.

I don't text it anymore. I've lost dates because of it. You never know how a girl will react, not worth the risk in my opinion.

Post: #528

(08-11-2017 10:16 PM)Darkwing Buck Wrote:  

(08-11-2017 08:57 PM)John Michael Kane Wrote:  

(12-27-2013 06:16 PM)Player_1337 Wrote:  "The text you sent, telling me to wear heels and a skirt on our first date was so hot and take-charge. I saved it."

Interesting. I've had very good results with compliance in telling a girl what to wear on a date. I tell them that I'm going to look good and what they should look good, to look good next to me. Just make it to the point.

"Wear a dress and heels, you'll want to look like you belong next to me."

That's my go-to line, anyone is welcome to steal it and report back their own results with it.

Bro that's been one of my lines for YEARS! I even used that shit to get out of the friendzone and get my homegirl to cheat on her man with me. Told her to show up in a tight black dress and boy did she.... She actually looked pretty hot some guy saw us driving in my car on the way to the venue and he fucking gives me a thumbs and a nod at the red light.... sheesh.

But it has shown me red flags with feminist cunts. I met this girl at the club, we dance, I get her number, and I take her on a deliberately quick first date. Second date is when I'm planning to smash I tell her to wear a dress and get all this fucking push back.

It was a feminist light skin black girl from Oakland/Bay area like one of those girls who actually brings up her "proud feminism" but get this she was a devout Christian (wtf?) and her dad was a minister or some shit. Fucking HATE Christian ass black chicks I would call her on a Thursday evening and she'd say she was at church. Call her on Tuesday afternoon and she's at church... Bitch do you live in the church?

Anyways I digress. She gave me massive push back and refused to wear the dress and showed up in jeans. I was fucking annoyed and thought about leaving but decided to finish the date anyway which I did fuck her and she actually had a really hot body when she was naked but she had issues or some shit. After the second hook up she got all weird about sex, said I was the second guy she fucked, said she used to date some girls, asked "what are we", and also she was a dick SUCKER.

90% of girls just suck dick cuz they have to. Then the blessed 10% of girls who really enjoy having a dick in their mouth. She was one of them. And she had a tongue ring and nipple rings. She would suck my dick for like 40 minutes to an hour while I watched Archer on my tv lmao. Telling you this bitch was weird. And she said she wanted to go through a hoe phase cuz she never did shit and her nipple rings were her way to rebel against her religious father. But then she also talked about how her sister in Oakland had several kids with different baby daddies and she wasn't gonna be like that.

Clearly this bitch had serious mental issues to work with. But yes the whole month or month and a half I fucked her and the few times we went out, she REFUSED to wear a dress or skirt and made a point about it. Fuck I hate feminist cunts. Anyway that's my story on that.




As for favorite thing a girl said to me the most recent one I can think of is a few weeks ago when I banged some chubby mexican chick and gave her rolling orgasms after pulling her from the club. She told me "oh my god I can't fuck anymore my pussy feels like a bowl of cereal right now". Fuckin had me rollin lmao.

I've have similar ones, this girl is super tight and tends to end up bruised. "You've killed my vagina", "I don't think she can take it once more".

Funnily enough, I don't push for another bang, but she re-initiates even if she's in pain

Post: #529

(08-11-2017 05:59 AM)david.garrett84 Wrote:  Belarusian girl: "You are evil and selfish."

*Comes back to my hotel that night to get jackhammered by me*

This one reminds me of one I got: "You're evil, but you're not a bastard". Basically meaning "you're a bad boy, but I'll split hairs in order to rationalize my ambiguous feelings towards you because I really want you to fuck me".

Post: #530

"I didn't expect you to fuck me so hard"

"I had a dream you came inside me and I was like sooooo mad at you (starts smiling and giggling suggestively)"

First ever fwb outside USA as I start doing my dishes from night before:

"Honey! What you doing?"

"Uh...cleaning dishes"

"No, no I clean you watch" (makes apartment spotless in black langerie)

The initial look on her face was priceless; it seemed as if she was both confused, horrified, and concerned for my mental health.

Post: #531

A plate twenty plus years my junior, "I wish I could marry you." (Family wouldn't approve).

Another plate: My boyfriend is sick, so I'm letting him stay with me, although due to his illness, all we can do is cuddle. I need to see you once a week.....

Post: #532

(08-15-2017 09:44 AM)ThePrinceOfDixie Wrote:  First ever fwb outside USA as I start doing my dishes from night before:

"Honey! What you doing?"

"Uh...cleaning dishes"

"No, no I clean you watch" (makes apartment spotless in black langerie)

The initial look on her face was priceless; it seemed as if she was both confused, horrified, and concerned for my mental health.

^What country was this?

Post: #533

(08-15-2017 09:25 PM)Slam Wrote:  

(08-15-2017 09:44 AM)ThePrinceOfDixie Wrote:  First ever fwb outside USA as I start doing my dishes from night before:

"Honey! What you doing?"

"Uh...cleaning dishes"

"No, no I clean you watch" (makes apartment spotless in black langerie)

The initial look on her face was priceless; it seemed as if she was both confused, horrified, and concerned for my mental health.

^What country was this?

America.

Post: #534

Not from the girl herself but from the older lady at the apartmrnt next door who complained about my bang's sex noises. "You treat her like an animal. I nearly called the police because I thought you were beating her". LMFAO To be fair this girl sounded like a pig squaling very loudly.

Post: #535

A girl I banged last night said this just as we got naked:

"I guess we're both sluts aren't we ?"

I grinned and got even harder after that.

Post: #536

So, her idea of LMR is getting you to admit you are a slut too.

I can live with that.

Post: #537

Picked up this carioca girl from a club and brought her home. Must have banged her three or four times in a few hours.

At some point she starts riding me slowly, closes her eyes, bites her lips and says:

"Oh my God... what is your dick made of?"

Post: #538

"Come over here so I can suck your balls"

Post: #539

"You ruined me for other men"

Post: #540

A friend of one of my chicks asks what she appreciates most about me and is thankful for. First answer "His(my) Dick."

Post: #541

"You smell manly."

Post: #542

"It's not a lie because I didn't feel like I was lying"

I actually started laughing after hearing this one.

Post: #543

"The kiss is good but you stub hurts my lips."-- sometime later during oral -- "Oh your beard feels so good "

"You smell so good. What perfume do you use?".

Post: #544

"Did you like it?"

Post: #545

"I've been told I give the best blowjobs" quick response, "prove it"

"I love your cock, it's big, but not too big for anal"

Post: #546

I've been getting a lot of compliments this year about my "size" and skills... Couple of weeks ago a 29-year-old MILF said our sex was best she ever had. This was the first and only time we met. A week later a 40-year-old woman said something similar... Earlier this summer another MILF complimented my tongue and said I was the only man capable of making her cum in oral sex.

Generally speaking women seem to be pretty pleased with my sex skills and it feels good when they say it, and I know they mean it.

On the other hand, women seem to value good sex less than one might think... Even after giving them super great sex it's not guaranteed that she wants to see you ever again!

Post: #547

this was the funniest thing a girl ever said to me;

I had a Chinese GF, she was 25 but was raised in a large Chinese city and had no experience with animals. We watched the movie "Babe" at the end she asks me;

"can dogs really talk to pigs?"

Post: #548

(08-19-2017 04:53 PM)Enoch Wrote:  "You ruined me for other men"

Just heard something similar.

"I'm gonna end up dating other guys after this and it's not gonna be enough. Thanks, asshole."

Post: #549

(08-29-2017 11:35 AM)IntermediateBanger Wrote:  this was the funniest thing a girl ever said to me;

I had a Chinese GF, she was 25 but was raised in a large Chinese city and had no experience with animals. We watched the movie "Babe" at the end she asks me;

"can dogs really talk to pigs?"

That's pretty damn funny.

Post: #550

What is this, the big dick humble-brag thread? Let's get creative guys.