Post: #1

For scientific purposes... I made a Tinder and MeetMe account as one of my girl friends from FB to see how much and what kind of attention girls get online.

I got maybe 10 messages an hour, but literally all of them sucked. 90% were variations of "hey cutie" and the rest were some lame shit about rating them or whatever.

Anyway, I realized that I have a lot less competition on there than I thought. I hooked up with a chick on one of those like a year ago, but I was drunk and don't remember what I said.

What kind of opener would you use for mass messaging all of the online chicks and then taking it from there?
These girls get messaged so much that it needs to be something worth responding to.

Post: #2

I'm from a small town so whenever I see a girl that is either from the same town, or another small town near me, I usually use this as my first message: "I'm sure you're as bored in **** as I am." Get a response every time. Here are a couple.

Haha..absolutely..in my opinion **** is even more boring. .at least there is some stuff to do in ****..I'm Natalia btw

Yep definitely boring. But we make our own fun around here . I'm Erica, by the way

Post: #3

(10-18-2013 11:32 AM)Remington Wrote:  I'm from a small town so whenever I see a girl that is either from the same town, or another small town near me, I usually use this as my first message: "I'm sure you're as bored in **** as I am." Get a response every time. Here are a couple.

Haha..absolutely..in my opinion **** is even more boring. .at least there is some stuff to do in ****..I'm Natalia btw

Yep definitely boring. But we make our own fun around here . I'm Erica, by the way

This isn't bad. I live in the suburbs of Chicago and all of the girls are pretty upset about not living in the city, especially the younger ones.

I'm also gonna be messaging girls in Chicago, so I need a line of fire for that.

Also, doesn't your idea imply that you have nothing going on, which is bad?
Shit, online game is tricky. I mostly use pretty laid-back body language and tone combined with pretty direct words, which seems to work. It's just kind of my style. I don't know how to convey that vibe through a keyboard.

Post: #4

(10-18-2013 11:34 AM)Floss Wrote:  

(10-18-2013 11:32 AM)Remington Wrote:  I'm from a small town so whenever I see a girl that is either from the same town, or another small town near me, I usually use this as my first message: "I'm sure you're as bored in **** as I am." Get a response every time. Here are a couple.

Haha..absolutely..in my opinion **** is even more boring. .at least there is some stuff to do in ****..I'm Natalia btw

Yep definitely boring. But we make our own fun around here . I'm Erica, by the way

This isn't bad. I live in the suburbs of Chicago and all of the girls are pretty upset about not living in the city, especially the younger ones.

I'm also gonna be messaging girls in Chicago, so I need a line of fire for that.

Also, doesn't your idea imply that you have nothing going on, which is bad?
Shit, online game is tricky. I mostly use pretty laid-back body language and tone combined with pretty direct words, which seems to work. It's just kind of my style. I don't know how to convey that vibe through a keyboard.

I'll admit my opener is weak. I spend maybe 5 minutes on it every other day. If I see a chick during that span that is attractive, I message her. The online stuff is just something I do on the side.

Anybody else on the forum have openers that work real well?

Post: #5

(10-18-2013 11:15 AM)Floss Wrote:  I got maybe 10 messages an hour, but literally all of them sucked. 90% were variations of "hey cutie" and the rest were some lame shit about rating them or whatever.

Anyway, I realized that I have a lot less competition on there than I thought.

Not necessarily. You can't just go by what a guy says on there.

These are photo-based apps. If they have good photos, they can send shitty messages and still get girls.

The reverse is not the case - if you have shitty photos, you can be as clever and suave as hell, but it won't matter.

Anyway, guys need to stop wasting time making fake girl profiles.

Post: #6

My profile is me showing off some fish I caught. Get good response rates because my picture is pretty solid.