Post: #1

I started a new job recently. Dress code = business pro, so of course, the girls get all fixed up. Spending half our lives at work as it is, the inevitable happens. In my case, I must have had at least 3-4 cute, actually pretty hot 8's and 9's, eye-fu*king me HARD. One girl did, 7-8 seconds straight. Makes you wonder about her sex drive if her stares are that intense. That's the good news. The bad news is...

How the hell do they expect me to talk to them? I know! Easy, just walk up to their desk in front of everybody. I won't go into details of the job schedules, seating, etc., but it's hard to get a "clean" opportunity. Everyone knows I'm new. My class is new. We don't know those tenured people. And it's hard to time "bumping" into them in the hallway, cafeteria, after work, what have you. I admit, these are excuses. Story of my life: "plenty of eye-fu*ks, not a single girlfriend".

Week #2, now these same 3-4 girls act almost angry when they walk past my cubicle's field of vision. Rolling their eyes, avoiding eye contact, you name it. I predicted this would happen. A chick from an old job told me a long time ago, if you and a girl stare at each other over and over, but you don't walk up to her; they assume you're taken. Then they resent they boosted a guy's ego for nothing. I was like, why don't y'all think maybe the dude is shy or would rather do it outside away from coworkers? She said, nope, girls' minds don't work like that.

How would y'all handle this?

Post: #2

Don't shit where you eat.

Post: #3

(10-10-2013 08:13 PM)dly267 Wrote:  I started a new job recently. Dress code = business pro, so of course, the girls get all fixed up. Spending half our lives at work as it is, the inevitable happens. In my case, I must have had at least 3-4 cute, actually pretty hot 8's and 9's, eye-fu*king me HARD. One girl did, 7-8 seconds straight. Makes you wonder about her sex drive if her stares are that intense. That's the good news. The bad news is...

How the hell do they expect me to talk to them? I know! Easy, just walk up to their desk in front of everybody. I won't go into details of the job schedules, seating, etc., but it's hard to get a "clean" opportunity. Everyone knows I'm new. My class is new. We don't know those tenured people. And it's hard to time "bumping" into them in the hallway, cafeteria, after work, what have you. I admit, these are excuses. Story of my life: "plenty of eye-fu*ks, not a single girlfriend".

Week #2, now these same 3-4 girls act almost angry when they walk past my cubicle's field of vision. Rolling their eyes, avoiding eye contact, you name it. I predicted this would happen. A chick from an old job told me a long time ago, if you and a girl stare at each other over and over, but you don't walk up to her; they assume you're taken. Then they resent they boosted a guy's ego for nothing. I was like, why don't y'all think maybe the dude is shy or would rather do it outside away from coworkers? She said, nope, girls' minds don't work like that.

How would y'all handle this?

You're over-analyzing things. Also, jobs come and go, I never flash back to memories of a job, but I do flash back to memories of some of the amazing sex I've had with co-workers. Actually, I just found out today that a hottie I've never seen before at work is taking the seat next to mine in a couple of weeks. Solid 7.5 in business casual, probably an 8.5 on a Friday night, 19-22ish, not sure yet. If she's not married or taken, it's in the bag. If she's married or taken, it's a coin toss. Damn the consequences, go for it.

Post: #4

+1 if you can bang her in the office

Post: #5

If you had other girls in your life or were making the most of other opportunities, would you still be down to mess with coworkers?

Post: #6

My buddy got a BJ in the office from a coworker during work hours. Just went to an empty room. But he was about to leave the company anyway so no real risk.

Post: #7

(10-11-2013 12:02 AM)presidentcarter Wrote:  My buddy got a BJ in the office from a coworker during work hours. Just went to an empty room. But he was about to leave the company anyway so no real risk.

That's the only way to do it.

Post: #8

Quote:Week #2, now these same 3-4 girls act almost angry when they walk past my cubicle's field of vision. Rolling their eyes, avoiding eye contact, you name it.

I don't really understand how this could be considered a good sign. If I were you, I'd guess that I was too aggressive and became "that guy" in our new social circle.

Post: #9

(10-10-2013 08:13 PM)dly267 Wrote:  I must have had at least 3-4 cute, actually pretty hot 8's and 9's, eye-fu*king me HARD. One girl did, 7-8 seconds straight.

The game started at eye contact.

The first month is intense because its a new attraction. "Fresh Meat"

This is a "honeymoon period" when you can bang one of those girls who are "in heat" or slutty.

The issue is alcohol and isolation.

It sounds like you had/have a chance with a few of these girls.

(10-10-2013 08:13 PM)dly267 Wrote:  just walk up to their desk in front of everybody.

Why not? You can do it in a very nonchalant way. You don't have to ask her out but you can at least pretend to walk past her desk and quietly "ask" a work related question.

It might be difficult for most but I'm sure its very possible.

(10-10-2013 08:13 PM)dly267 Wrote:  it's hard to time "bumping" into them in the hallway, cafeteria, after work

This is a skill that you can start to work on. If you see them go to the cafeteria, you can "time it" and go at the same time.. Maybe get in line and ask them about the food?

If you see them walk down the hallway, wait a few minutes and then go walk down the same hallway.

You will "bump" into them soon.

Be ready to SMILE and say "hi" in the elevator, break room, lobby parking lot, etc.

(10-10-2013 08:13 PM)dly267 Wrote:  Week #2, now these same 3-4 girls act almost angry when they walk past my cubicle's field of vision. Rolling their eyes, avoiding eye contact

Hahaha!

This stuff is so funny!

The girls are mad at you because they feel like you rejected them. They gave you the "approach me eyes" and you didn't approach them.

They will get over it and give you a 2nd chance.

(10-10-2013 08:13 PM)dly267 Wrote:  How would y'all handle this?

I would be patient and just continue to dress sharp.

I would definitely talk to the girl that stared at you for 7-8 seconds!

I would be friendly and social with everyone.

I would find out about office happy hours, etc.

I would try to identify girls who were dtf and bang them.

I would be careful about it

Post: #10

Drive by "friendlies". You've got a captive audience so you've got time. Mind you, office gaming can turn into "sexual harrassment" paperwork really fast, so I don't suggest it. But should you not give a fuck, just hit them with pleasantries each time you see them. Eventually they'll perk up and say something, and that's when you dig in with some conversation.

DO NOT GIVE YOUNG WOMEN COMPLIMENTS ON THEIR APPEARANCE. Give them compliments on their style, how good they are at there job (stop laughing, it's okay to lie) or their taste in music. American women think they're quirky and interesting and they want a man to come at them from "interesting" odd angles. Unless you're super handsome and loaded, then you kind of don't need game you just need courage. But I digress...

Never touch a woman at work. Any physical escalation must take place outside the office. It only takes one hater to see it and wreck you with HR.