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Alright, I didn't listen to myself and saw her again Saturday night for a few reasons. First, she has a girl already lined up for Tuesday for a threesome, so I figured why not I'll keep her on the hook for a bit longer. Second, she actually knows a ton of people and is helping one of my friends network to get a job so I don't want to cut bait yet. Third, I'm moving again in a few days so even if she knows my place now I'll be gone in a day or two.

So Saturday night her and her friends were having birthday drinks by my apartment, and I thought I'd go stop by for a drink or two then go over to meet up with some of the other forum guys in town. Go meet her there, and the other friend that texted me during the Condom Caper was there. As background, she is a white girl from the midwest that moved here and is fully hustling the shit out of guys here, let's call her Hustler. She dates older men and does bang them, but also gets fully spoiled with cash, gifts and clothes. She is really not that hot at all either. Bangable, but like a 6. She currently has a 50-something boyfriend.

Anyway, my initial plan of bouncing after a drink went to shit. So I tried getting everyone to go meet up with the forum guys but that didn't work either. I started getting annoyed, main girl sensed it so asked me if I wanted to go home and I said yes. She drove with Hustler, so she told Hustler to drive her car home and she'd come with me. Problem was Hustler was too drunk so she said she'd just sleep on my couch.

Now Hustler is known to have threesomes all the time so main girl turned to me and said "No threesome with her, she is my friend." I said I don't care and we all went back to my place. Once back here, I said why don't we just see if she wants to have a threesome. These girls are pretty blunt with each other so main girl just turned to her and said you want to have a threesome with us. Hustler goes sure, and main girl says but you can't fuck him to which she said "no deal, I need to get penetrated or no go." Seriously this is how these girls talk.

I let them talk it out, somehow they got blow out of nowhere and were doing it in my living room while I just went to the bed. Eventually they agreed on whatever they wanted to and it went down. Hustler was obviously a freak of major proportions, so it was fun. Very funny hamster reaction - when we were getting dressed Hustler goes "so that's not really cheating right since we are all friends?" Ridiculous.

After we were done we went to Hustler's place (she wanted to go home) and she made me some fried eggs to eat which was nice of her. Then went and passed out in main girl's apartment.

I still know I have to cut this off, but I guess I'm just weak when it comes to setups like this. Supposed to have another one tomorrow night too. Still can't tell who the condom culprit was, but these girls kept making comments that maybe means it wasn't main girl, as they commented on the wrong type of condoms, mentioned all they were doing that night, etc. But we all know how easily and well girls lie. I guess I'll never know.
10-14-2013 11:30 AM
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Strong Work Slubu , You are getting good at threesomes Smile

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10-14-2013 11:42 AM
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LMAO. Was texting w/slubu the time it was going down. Funny to hear the whole story.

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10-14-2013 11:59 AM
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Mindblown2

I would have just run the fuck away, but reading your story is inspiring.
10-14-2013 02:00 PM
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She's nuts but so what? Limit her access to your shit, don't give her keys to your apartment, etc. I say it's worth keeping a submissive girl like that as long as she doesn't get too crazy.

Just because she plays small games with the condoms means very little, it's just a way for girls to make themselves feel powerful.

Reality check: I've seen girls as young as 4 tell me outright lies just to get what they want from me. Lying is built into female nature, don't get worked up over it.

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10-14-2013 03:44 PM
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(10-14-2013 03:44 PM)Samseau Wrote:  Reality check: I've seen girls as young as 4 tell me outright lies just to get what they want from me. Lying is built into female nature, don't get worked up over it.

Amen. Little boys play with trains, little girls play with people. Starts as young as 2 or 3. Your average 24 yd chick has had over 2 decades of experience manipulating people.
10-14-2013 07:13 PM
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Slubu hilarious story but I'm more interested in how you're finding all these short term rentals and why?

Is it just so you can cut down on cash flow when you travel?

I think it's the regular that stole the condoms. She's using more misdirection.

She was the first person you thought of, trust your instincts

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10-15-2013 08:12 PM
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Fisto, I was set to move out of Socal on October 1st but kept getting delayed so I'm just jumping from apartment to apartment right now. It's actually quite fun and helps get rid of potential crazies such as this one Big Grin. So far I've paid $300/wk for Sherman Oaks, 200/wk for Santa Monica, and now a bit more expensive at 600/wk in Weho (but it's the nicest place). I would have stayed in Santa Monica longer but signed the weho place first.

Back to the story - so now I'm thinking it was 80% NOT her. I actually caught her in some lies and it seems she was hooking up with another guy that night, so highly unlikely it was actually her. I just started laughing when I found this out, here I was somewhat feeling sorry for "taking advantage" of her by telling her its threesomes or nothing and despite her claims of love and anguish she still manages to find another dude. Laugh I wasn't actually that distraught over it though, when she caught me that other night and was crying during lunch I just ate my meal and then ate hers afterwards since she wasn't eating.

I'm going to slowly wane this down and then let it go when I move. Maybe squeeze another 3er out of it.
10-16-2013 01:39 PM
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^^^Always 'surprising' when their tears actually mean nothing. If she sluts with you; she's slutting with others.


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10-16-2013 01:42 PM
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Whats the issue here? Its basically a side-piece. Nothing wrong w/keeping like that.

In light of new developments, I think McQ pranked you. :-)

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10-16-2013 02:19 PM
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(10-16-2013 02:19 PM)DVY Wrote:  In light of new developments, I think McQ pranked you. :-)

Laugh
10-16-2013 08:07 PM
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^^^The gig is up.

Dammit DVY!
10-16-2013 08:51 PM
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