Post: #26

(09-30-2013 08:49 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  Move the hell out of the Philippines.

I've seen some shit on TV about some American guy that married a Flip chick. She got some ridiculous insure policy on him,
brought him to meet her family over there and she had him killed for the money.

What is it about that place? Why are they so fucked up?

I was about to say "because they are poor" but so are Paraguayans and they're so cool

Post: #27

(10-01-2013 05:38 AM)thoughtgypsy Wrote:  Yea... I'm probably putting too much faith in her story. Thing is, she's never asked for money and she doesn't really need to (she's a renal nurse and makes pretty decent money there). The only time I've spent money on her was to buy her chocolate or a mango shake. She also made it explicit that she wants to stay there (not move to the US).

That being said, there are a few red flags that should make me think twice before believing her. She has other scars, some which she admitted which were self-inflicted, apparently from past relationships. She's also very private when it comes to what she shares with her family.

I'm currently in the US, and go over there as often as possible. It's hard to have an income there unless you're a flip national, own an online business, or collecting a pension.

But anyway, now that I've had time to reflect on some of those red flags, maybe it's time to move on from this one.

Sometimes I wonder how dudes like this find the RVF.

Post: #28

(10-01-2013 05:38 AM)thoughtgypsy Wrote:  

(10-01-2013 12:17 AM)iknowexactly Wrote:  As always, and I am going to patent this question:

"Why do you believe her?"

I actually have a complex about this now. When you said "Someone stabbed her" you're not telling us what happened.

You're telling us what SOMEONE TOLD YOU.

AND FURTHERMORE, WE don't even know if someone told YOU what you said they did.

So the furthest I'm willing to go here is she's trying so get some money from you , to "move to another place" etc.

This would be a good con because she can just stay where she is, spend the money, and say it blew over, and there doesn't have to be sny vet's bills, doctor bills etc.

Yea... I'm probably putting too much faith in her story. Thing is, she's never asked for money and she doesn't really need to (she's a renal nurse and makes pretty decent money there). The only time I've spent money on her was to buy her chocolate or a mango shake. She also made it explicit that she wants to stay there (not move to the US).

That being said, there are a few red flags that should make me think twice before believing her.

Yeah, she is a woman telling a tall tale. She likes that you believe her lies and gets off on telling you lies.

Quote: She has other scars, some which she admitted which were self-inflicted, apparently from past relationships. She's also very private when it comes to what she shares with her family.

I'm currently in the US, and go over there as often as possible. It's hard to have an income there unless you're a flip national, own an online business, or collecting a pension.

But anyway, now that I've had time to reflect on some of those red flags, maybe it's time to move on from this one.

definitely.

Post: #29

Walk away and get another girl. Her drama is not your responsibility.

Post: #30

Most women would be traumatized to the point of refusing to leave the house if they were being repeatedly stabbed and shot at by a crazed stalker.

And you're telling us that this girl is so nonchalant about the situation that she won't even change up her work schedule?

My friend, I've got a bridge I'd like to you sell you.

Post: #31

(10-01-2013 05:38 AM)thoughtgypsy Wrote:  She has other scars, some which she admitted which were self-inflicted

Post: #32

"The only time I've spent money on her was to buy her chocolate or a mango shake."

This is classic literature.

Post: #33

Post: #34

By my count, this is the forum's third International White Knight™.

Protecting women in all hemispheres™.

Post: #35

(10-01-2013 05:59 AM)ralphi Wrote:  She has other scars, some which she admitted which were self-inflicted,

Don't stick your dick into crazy.

Post: #36

(10-01-2013 12:39 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  By my count, this is the forum's third International White Knight™.

Protecting women in all hemispheres™.

You trademarked it. Hope you share the millions

Post: #37

This thread had me giggling to myself like a crazy man on my way into town. Continue to bang her when you are there, don't bother trying to fix her problems. She's not your responsibility.

Post: #38

Well, it's not exactly what I had in mind, but thanks for the advice.

I'm planning a trip out there in late November. If shit falls through with this one, I'll just roll solo. I still haven't seen boracay yet.

Post: #39

Stay away from her... wtf are you thinking man. Obviously she is crazy.

Post: #40

(10-01-2013 12:39 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  By my count, this is the forum's third International White Knight™.

Protecting women in all hemispheres™.

GUYS I NEED YOUR HELP! Been kicking it to this hard 8.5 online. But she is in some SERIOUS shit. She's like a princess or something in Nigeria. There was some kind of shakeup over there and her family is about to lose like 30 million, and she could be KILLED. All she needed from me was bank account and routing #'s, but RIGHT when she was supposed to send the cash my account got drained and shut down! Anyone have 10 grand they can spot me to wire to Lieutenant Colonel Cornelius M'bikwe?

Post: #41

(10-01-2013 05:44 PM)thoughtgypsy Wrote:  Well, it's not exactly what I had in mind, but thanks for the advice.

I'm planning a trip out there in late November. Since this one has gone to shit, I'll just roll solo. I still haven't seen boracay yet.

Fixed it for you.

Post: #42

Guys, I need your help URGENTLY!

My girlfriend keeps getting kidnapped by Bowser, and every time I have to risk life and limb through many levels of deathtraps, often only to find out that she is in another castle. My ankles are getting sore from bouncing on hard turtle shells and my doctor says I'm going to get severe arthritis if I don't stop.

Thing is, it's like she keeps letting herself get kidnapped by Bowser, and even though I keep telling her to upgrade her security arrangements, she just won't listen to me.

I have to find a way to stop Bowser kidnapping my princess, can you guys give me any ideas?

Post: #43

(10-01-2013 06:03 PM)Jaydublin Wrote:  Stay away from her... wtf are you thinking man. Obviously she is crazy.

Part of the point is he ISN'T with her. She's in Phils--actually for all practical purposes, she's a fantasy-- and he's in USA.

Post: #44

What does this mean?

Post: #45

Hope I don't get banned for this but here goes :

Tell her next time to grab the knife and shove it in deeper, because you're not going to help her.

Post: #46

I guess I had this to say but couldn't edit and had to run to shit-ass work.

Basically man when you're in a situation where you could be a hero or whatever, or even if she demands attention by cutting herself, call the victim's bluff first.

Whenever you're offered a deal, somebody shows interest in something you're doing or you own, really anything, etc; call their bluff. Don't fuck around believing them, call their bluff. This kind of shit only happens because they know something you don't. They're trying to sell you a story, doing anything to buy your trust and confidence - you must nitpick everything and try to deduce if she's lying or not - liars trip up over their shit all the time and make everything very elaborate. It's easier to tell if she's lying in person but I doubt she has a notepad right in front of her on the phone. Catch her in a lie and she might just confess over the phone. Really cross-examine and grill her to pieces.

For example when she called you, you should have not taken it seriously at all and been like "OK, honey, go back to the ball pit with the other tykes and make up." or "I'm sure it was just a surgical misunderstanding, sweet cheeks. Stand still next time and he'll supersize your titties." Other fairly good ones are "Next time push the knife in further, otherwise I won't believe you", "You want money, don't you?", "Let me get this straight, you want some jerkass foreigner to go Liam Neeson on Taken to come rescue you, in your home country? You could have at least shown a little more enthusiasm sucking my dick and I would have considered it. You're terrible at that, you know?"

Push those buttons as hard as you can until she goes hysterically berserk on the phone before you decide whether you should believe her or not and even then take it with a grain of salt unless she sends you a finger or something. Really ramble and keep changing the subject, talk about the weather at home, the neighbor's dog took a shit on your lawn, etc; try to minimize the seeming importance of her kidnapping or whatever on your mind.

If she's willing to sever a finger and send you it, she has some serious commitment to the scam -- that kind of devotion is worth something I guess. Though, like on the Big Lebowski, it could be anybody's finger.

If you're in some kind of scandal or whatever and you have no idea who the 'mark' is, it's probably you and you're not aware of it. Tell her to fuck off and never talk to you again. If her family is worth a shit they can protect her.

I can't imagine of anyplace where the ratio is so heavily in favor of men that a woman doesn't have six or seven unpaid bodyguards wandering around at all times, if you catch my drift.

Post: #47

(10-01-2013 11:10 PM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:  Guys, I need your help URGENTLY!

My girlfriend keeps getting kidnapped by Bowser, and every time I have to risk life and limb through many levels of deathtraps, often only to find out that she is in another castle. My ankles are getting sore from bouncing on hard turtle shells and my doctor says I'm going to get severe arthritis if I don't stop.

Thing is, it's like she keeps letting herself get kidnapped by Bowser, and even though I keep telling her to upgrade her security arrangements, she just won't listen to me.

I have to find a way to stop Bowser kidnapping my princess, can you guys give me any ideas?

I'm afraid I have some bad news for you TtR:

Post: #48

(10-01-2013 07:41 AM)Sailor Wrote:  I was about to say "because they are poor" but so are Paraguayans and they're so cool

This is a good time to remember that a lot of girls have this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borderline_...y_disorder

Post: #49

(10-03-2013 02:51 AM)Hades Wrote:  If she's willing to sever a finger and send you it, she has some serious commitment to the scam -- that kind of devotion is worth something I guess. Though, like on the Big Lebowski, it could be anybody's finger.