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I almost put this into the "making money" section of Lifestyle.

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http://freethinker.co.uk/2013/09/09/chin...his-penis/

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A MAN who claimed he could could use his penis to rid a woman of ghosts that had taken up residence in her vagina, was arrested in China after performing the “sexorcism” for which he charged $3,000.

Huang Jianjun was arrested in the Guangdong Province after he convinced A Xin that he could remove evil spirits from her vagina by having sexual intercourse. A day later, Xin reported the incident to the police, and Jianjun was promptly arrested

The victim allegedly came to the self-styled “ghost hunter” because she needed help seducing her boss who she had a crush on.

Xin, an employee of a spice shop was so infatuated with her boss that she sought Jianjun’s help to seduce her employer. Jianjun said could help the two fall in love by performing an exorcism.

The pair allegedly met in a hotel room where Xin was asked strip naked. Jianjun then convinced Xin that he needed to have sex with her and that it was the only way to get rid of the evil spirits. He caimed his dick would banish the vaginal squatters who were preventing Xin and her boss from falling in love.

Jianjun insists that he never had sex with the Xin and that he can’t get an erection due to diabetes. He is currently in jail awaiting trial in Guangzhou.

Post: #2

Player Player, just read it out to the office, fucking hell everyone is in stitches

Post: #3

if a ho is that dumb, she deserves to be taken advantage of

Post: #4

This is probably the kind of game that Shamen were running during caveman times on both the beta males' and the alpha males' women.

Post: #5

This is actually pretty tight game.

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[Dana, possessed by "The Gatekeeper," answers the door]
Dana Barrett: Are you the Keymaster?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Not that I know of.
[She slams the door in his face. Venkman knocks again]
Dana Barrett: Are you the Keymaster?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes. Actually I'm a friend of his, he asked me to meet him here.

   

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Similar to people in India where they run that "enlightenment" game on "unsuspecting" white girls.

First comes a large group meditating and finally some 1 on 1 experience.

Post: #8

GHOST GAME

Somebody drop a Data Sheet ASAP.

Post: #9

Looks like China is on it's way to the Western ways.

Let me get this straight:

Girl wants to fuck her boss; he's smart and doesn't want to fuck an employee.

She goes and PAYS $3,000 to another guy to get FUCKED, then has buyers remorse and has him thrown in jail.

WTF

Post: #10

(09-17-2013 12:12 PM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:  GHOST GAME

Somebody drop a Data Sheet ASAP.

Here's one idea. Open an online women's sex shop. After some orders spam out an email saying demons were in the building and possessed some of the dildos. Offer a full refund, and mention that if they are worried about the demon passing into them, to call a special hotline. Symptoms include during transference:

Shallow breathing
Tingling in the groin
Slight convulsions
Screaming


Answer the phone and tell some women have been possessed but cured through a special exorcism. Then make a house visit.

Laugh all you want, but women south of the U.S. are superstitious as fuck.

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(09-17-2013 10:19 AM)soup Wrote:  This is probably the kind of game that Shamen were running during caveman times on both the beta males' and the alpha males' women.

Shamen ....I mean ... pastors/priests/rabbis ..... are still running this game to this very day......

extemely common in churches - tons of women looking for answers.......

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Man, I can't even remember the last time I laughed so hard that tears came out. Easily the best thread and thread title of the week.

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Ghost game would almost have to involve more than one person right?

Usually three nerdy betas to come in and survey the afflicted area with instruments, videos, etc etc (this is the foreplay part getting her prepared for whats to come) They are the ones that do all the hard work

Then they usually call in the big shot (aka psychic aka alpha) to come in to talk to the ghost/exorcise it. This is when the alpha comes in and finishes the job.

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Ghost Game bitches!

   

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Quote:GHOST GAME

One of the gimmicks I used to use in high-school to get chicks alone in my room was a Ouija board. Now, I'm about as skeptical in regards to the supernatural as you can get but the ladies seem to eat this shit up. The funny thing is, if you understand the mechanism behind the auto-control response, or whatever the fuck it is called, you can make the board say whatever you want.

I would say I have gotten at least, bare-minimum, 5-10 lays from "supernatural game".

I haven't thought about this in the past decade. Thanks for reminding me.

Post: #16

Still counts

Post: #17

Welcome to the wonderful world of illiterate, snaggle-toothed Chinese peasants. I can only imagine what this crew looked like.
It's pretty telling when a chick even needs to ask for "help" from another man to seduce a guy.
But what I don't get is, why was the "exorcist" arrested? The more I think about it, I don't see the crime here. It was a consensual act, she was of age (I assume), and there was no force involved.

What would be the crime? Rape "by deceit" or "fraud"? I don't see it. No drugs were used, nothing. All he did was talk her into sex with a bullshit story.

The only thing she has is a civil cause of action against him for possible breach of contract. There was a contract, where it was agreed that he would provide "advice" in return for a consultation fee. She could claim he breached his contract by providing "advice" that was facially (!) unreasonable. I suppose she could claim that his advice was worthless and she should get her money back. At best, she's got a small claims case.

Just my thoughts....!

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(09-17-2013 09:31 PM)Farmageddon Wrote:  

Quote:GHOST GAME

One of the gimmicks I used to use in high-school to get chicks alone in my room was a Ouija board. Now, I'm about as skeptical in regards to the supernatural as you can get but the ladies seem to eat this shit up. The funny thing is, if you understand the mechanism behind the auto-control response, or whatever the fuck it is called, you can make the board say whatever you want.

I would say I have gotten at least, bare-minimum, 5-10 lays from "supernatural game".

I haven't thought about this in the past decade. Thanks for reminding me.

Jokes, that is probably enough to write your own ebook, or at the very least, data sheet/blog post.

Just when you thought you've heard everything....

Post: #19

(09-17-2013 12:10 PM)CThunder86 Wrote:  Similar to people in India where they run that "enlightenment" game on "unsuspecting" white girls.

First comes a large group meditating and finally some 1 on 1 experience.

Hey IRT, this is your calling.

Post: #20

(09-17-2013 12:15 PM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:  Looks like China is on it's way to the Western ways.

Let me get this straight:

Girl wants to fuck her boss; he's smart and doesn't want to fuck an employee.

She goes and PAYS $3,000 to another guy to get FUCKED, then has buyers remorse and has him thrown in jail.

WTF

You know what's really hilarious (well, not that you can make the story any funnier lol) is now that it's all over the news her boss and everyone else will know she paid for some voodoo magic just to get him to fuck her.

Talk about an awkward day back at work.