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RE: Shit test I can't pass "Why don't you have a gf?"
(12-05-2013 02:50 AM)Valhalla Wrote:  I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

lol Mitch Hedberg's golden lines
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04-08-2016 07:08 PM
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RE: Shit test I can't pass "Why don't you have a gf?"
Love is like the stock market, in order to avoid any crashes you must diversify your portfolio
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RE: Shit test I can't pass "Why don't you have a gf?"
"It keeps things simple."
The truth is like a lion; you don't have to defend it. Let it loose and it will defend itself.
04-08-2016 10:16 PM
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RE: Shit test I can't pass "Why don't you have a gf?"
"Because my dick is too big." or "My wife won’t let me Sad"

Credit to Cajun.
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04-14-2016 11:52 AM
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RE: Shit test I can't pass "Why don't you have a gf?"
If you can pull it off just right, you could say, "my penis is too big, no girl stays with me too long."


Edit: I posted before I saw this.

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(04-14-2016 11:52 AM)Setzer Wrote:  "Because my dick is too big." or "My wife won’t let me Sad"

Credit to Cajun.
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RE: Shit test I can't pass "Why don't you have a gf?"
(09-15-2013 12:42 PM)Statsi Wrote:  I've always said 'I was together with my last girlfriend for 5 years, we broke up 6 months ago and I've just been enjoying meeting new people since then' seems to work.

That is what I have been saying too. Literally word in word Big Grin The thing is that is complete truth, and it never even crossed my mind this question is a shit test...
04-14-2016 02:53 PM
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RE: Shit test I can't pass "Why don't you have a gf?"
I always say, "no woman no cry" - this really works well most of the time.
04-15-2016 05:07 AM
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RE: Shit test I can't pass "Why don't you have a gf?"
Any other time I haven't been in a relationship, I've told whoever asked that I'm really busy with my school work or work. I've never had a problem.
04-18-2016 04:06 PM
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