Shit test I can't pass "Why don't you have a gf?"

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highcardace · 2016-04-08 19:08:00 · #77

Love is like the stock market, in order to avoid any crashes you must diversify your portfolio

Patricius Magnus · 2016-04-08 22:16:00 · #78

"It keeps things simple."

Setzer · 2016-04-14 11:52:00 · #79

"Because my dick is too big." or "My wife won’t let me Sad

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Credit to Cajun.

samsamsam · 2016-04-14 12:10:00 · #80

If you can pull it off just right, you could say, "my penis is too big, no girl stays with me too long."

Edit: I posted before I saw this.

Laugh

(04-14-2016 11:52 AM)Setzer Wrote: "Because my dick is too big." or "My wife won’t let me "

Credit to Cajun.

~~Vinny~~ · 2016-04-14 14:53:00 · #81

(09-15-2013 12:42 PM)Statsi Wrote: I've always said 'I was together with my last girlfriend for 5 years, we broke up 6 months ago and I've just been enjoying meeting new people since then' seems to work.

That is what I have been saying too. Literally word in word Big Grin

The thing is that is complete truth, and it never even crossed my mind this question is a shit test...

RatInTheWoods · 2016-04-15 05:07:00 · #82

I always say, "no woman no cry" - this really works well most of the time.

~~johnbozzz~~ · 2016-04-18 16:06:00 · #83

Any other time I haven't been in a relationship, I've told whoever asked that I'm really busy with my school work or work. I've never had a problem.

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