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Moscow. Vacancy for a trainee anybody?









http://obozrevatel.com/society/59436-v-r...-seksa.htm

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Life is tough if you're over female and over 25 in Russia?

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I will volunteer to grade their work. Extra credit will also be available.

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Time to move to Russia!

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The Slavic countries are like that. Most marry younger. 25 in Russia is like 45 in the US.

I'd like to say its because of the lower or nonexistent drinking age. They get all the partying out of their system earlier.

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This is a great business idea for a bunch of us roosher's to go in on. We already know we'll blow the competition out of the water - what's our unique selling position?

We let them practice on real cocks...

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

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(09-13-2013 04:58 PM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  This is a great business idea for a bunch of us roosher's to go in on. We already know we'll blow the competition out of the water - what's our unique selling position?

We let them practice on real cocks...

Careful now. We don't want to give the wrong impression.

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I'd volunteer to be a human test dummy.

That would be a job that sucks and be a good thing

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(09-13-2013 04:57 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  The Slavic countries are like that. Most marry younger. 25 in Russia is like 45 in the US.

I'd like to say its because of the lower or nonexistent drinking age. They get all the partying out of their system earlier.

Not all - the latest average age of marriage in Croatia is 28. We are rich in hamsters and spinsters

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(09-13-2013 05:55 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(09-13-2013 04:57 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  The Slavic countries are like that. Most marry younger. 25 in Russia is like 45 in the US.

I'd like to say its because of the lower or nonexistent drinking age. They get all the partying out of their system earlier.

Not all - the latest average age of marriage in Croatia is 28. We are rich in hamsters and spinsters

So much for finding a nice young barefoot farm girl. I guess American culture has sunk in over there.

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Damn. How can we in the USA call ourselves American and permit Russia to lead the way in sexual training?
I demand congress immediately authorize funds for Sexual Defense Initiative!

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(09-13-2013 06:11 PM)ColSpanker Wrote:  Damn. How can we in the USA call ourselves American and permit Russia to lead the way in sexual training?
I demand congress immediately authorize funds for Sexual Defense Initiative!

Mr. President, we must not allow...a cocksucking gap!

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All I see here is lessons in terrible cocksucking. They're going to ruin whatever estrogen-infused mother wit these whores might otherwise have. A well-trained Japanese geisha would blush looking at these pictures, and not out of prudery.

In a good cocksucking school, the bitches would not be allowed to leave their knees for the duration of the class. If they're going to be taught, they must never handle a cock from a meaningless seated or standing position. The lugubrious submission of a woman sinking to her knees as she then sticks her ass out and assumes a moderate lordotic position is the source from which all truly luscious cocksucking must spring. Without it, there is only the excessive movement and pretentiousness which turns a female into a monkey, an annoying and sexually useless creature.

A good first class would have no dildos or any such ludicrous aids at all. The women would simply be taught, again and again and again, how to sink to their knees. Of course no sexual beauty needs to be taught this, but for others, this gravest of erotic movements that must possess both a terrible heft and a terrible swiftness, is something they might well work on perfecting.

Their only instructor should be an old whorehouse madam, knowing and perverse by nature. She could be either plump or obscenely bony, and she must be more lecherous in her old age than she ever was in her infamous youth. There is no lack of such women and this would be an excellent use of their talents.

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That tears it, I'm learning Russian.

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Not enough blondes....

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I like those Russian girls as naked and if they don't have sexual hang-ups, but they dress like shit.

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I'm becoming suspicious. Like what is this move here? Looks more like they are about to attempt to break it in half or cause other major damage.

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This warms my heart. Need to make this a mandatory university class I've gotten scaped up by poor technique a few times

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(09-14-2013 11:23 AM)presidentcarter Wrote:  I'm becoming suspicious. Like what is this move here? Looks more like they are about to attempt to break it in half or cause other major damage.

They're learning something other than the vulcan death grip. That in itself is an improvement.

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(09-14-2013 11:23 AM)presidentcarter Wrote:  I'm becoming suspicious. Like what is this move here? Looks more like they are about to attempt to break it in half or cause other major damage.

I think they're learning to perform a masturbation technique similar to what we call "paja castellana" (don't know how you call it in English) as performed by this bitch here: http://www.youporn.com/watch/594166/pajo...bellina/#!

This reminds me that I've not seen any thread yet where to compare sexual term by language and country. I'll take care of it.

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Don't get too excited guys... there is a reason these girls have to take a workshop to suck cock.

At least for Ukraine, blowjob skill is just about nonexistent. Then again, sex skill is pretty low, too.

Slubu says Russia is better.

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^ Yes, Russia is night and day in terms of sexual skill and passion as compared to Ukrainian girls. However, both can try a bit harder with their oral abilities.

Girls in Ukraine did not like giving blowjobs, absent two of them. Maybe it's from their dislike of eating, they don't like random things in their mouths.

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^^^ I guess that explains why the majority of American girls give above average blowjobs, they're always stuffing their mouths with random things be it food, cocks, or coffee.