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RE: Is it safe for us Latinos to travel to Canada or Europe??
(10-12-2010 09:03 PM)DH-Godzilla Wrote: (10-12-2010 08:40 PM)rumguzzler Wrote: Depends what part of Europe?
In Scandinavia, if you speak Spanish, we usually beat you with hockey sticks just for looking different. If you touch our women we force-feed herring to you, blow akvavit up your nose, and then kick you in the crotch as you choke.
It's true, I tried to be all slick, talking to this hot girl in Helsinki, things were going great and headed towards a SNL...until I said something in Spanish, then she blew a dog whistle and 5 guys came outta nowhere and kicked my ass.
Classic, both of you
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playa_with_a_passport
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RE: Is it safe for us Latinos to travel to Canada or Europe??
(10-12-2010 09:03 PM)DH-Godzilla Wrote: (10-12-2010 08:40 PM)rumguzzler Wrote: Depends what part of Europe?
In Scandinavia, if you speak Spanish, we usually beat you with hockey sticks just for looking different. If you touch our women we force-feed herring to you, blow akvavit up your nose, and then kick you in the crotch as you choke.
It's true, I tried to be all slick, talking to this hot girl in Helsinki, things were going great and headed towards a SNL...until I said something in Spanish, then she blew a dog whistle and 5 guys came outta nowhere and kicked my ass.
Interesting, I never been to Finland myself, but all the Finns I met in the US and abroad appear to have one thing in common, they all were huge Spainishphiles. They all love Spanish culture(I am talking about Spain culture not Latin America culture), have Spanish names and travel to Spain several times a year.
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RE: Is it safe for us Latinos to travel to Canada or Europe??
(10-13-2010 08:59 AM)playa_with_a_passport Wrote: (10-12-2010 09:03 PM)DH-Godzilla Wrote: (10-12-2010 08:40 PM)rumguzzler Wrote: Depends what part of Europe?
In Scandinavia, if you speak Spanish, we usually beat you with hockey sticks just for looking different. If you touch our women we force-feed herring to you, blow akvavit up your nose, and then kick you in the crotch as you choke.
It's true, I tried to be all slick, talking to this hot girl in Helsinki, things were going great and headed towards a SNL...until I said something in Spanish, then she blew a dog whistle and 5 guys came outta nowhere and kicked my ass.
Interesting, I never been to Finland myself, but all the Finns I met in the US and abroad appear to have one thing in common, they all were huge Spainishphiles. They all love Spanish culture(I am talking about Spain culture not Latin America culture), have Spanish names and travel to Spain several times a year.
He was joking lol
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RE: Is it safe for us Latinos to travel to Canada or Europe??
(10-13-2010 10:49 AM)Badstuber Wrote: (10-13-2010 08:59 AM)playa_with_a_passport Wrote: (10-12-2010 09:03 PM)DH-Godzilla Wrote: (10-12-2010 08:40 PM)rumguzzler Wrote: Depends what part of Europe?
In Scandinavia, if you speak Spanish, we usually beat you with hockey sticks just for looking different. If you touch our women we force-feed herring to you, blow akvavit up your nose, and then kick you in the crotch as you choke.
It's true, I tried to be all slick, talking to this hot girl in Helsinki, things were going great and headed towards a SNL...until I said something in Spanish, then she blew a dog whistle and 5 guys came outta nowhere and kicked my ass.
Interesting, I never been to Finland myself, but all the Finns I met in the US and abroad appear to have one thing in common, they all were huge Spainishphiles. They all love Spanish culture(I am talking about Spain culture not Latin America culture), have Spanish names and travel to Spain several times a year.
He was joking lol
No he wasn't I've seen it with my own two eyes. Sometimes, after they beat the dog piss out of you, they'll leave you there, hogtied, naked, with a herring sticking out of your butt. It's un ugly sight. I can't believe what they are doing to those poor latinos over there in Finland.
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RE: Is it safe for us Latinos to travel to Canada or Europe??
(10-13-2010 11:57 AM)Brandon E Wrote: (10-13-2010 10:49 AM)Badstuber Wrote: (10-13-2010 08:59 AM)playa_with_a_passport Wrote: (10-12-2010 09:03 PM)DH-Godzilla Wrote: (10-12-2010 08:40 PM)rumguzzler Wrote: Depends what part of Europe?
In Scandinavia, if you speak Spanish, we usually beat you with hockey sticks just for looking different. If you touch our women we force-feed herring to you, blow akvavit up your nose, and then kick you in the crotch as you choke.
It's true, I tried to be all slick, talking to this hot girl in Helsinki, things were going great and headed towards a SNL...until I said something in Spanish, then she blew a dog whistle and 5 guys came outta nowhere and kicked my ass.
Interesting, I never been to Finland myself, but all the Finns I met in the US and abroad appear to have one thing in common, they all were huge Spainishphiles. They all love Spanish culture(I am talking about Spain culture not Latin America culture), have Spanish names and travel to Spain several times a year.
He was joking lol
No he wasn't I've seen it with my own two eyes. Sometimes, after they beat the dog piss out of you, they'll leave you there, hogtied, naked, with a herring sticking out of your butt. It's un ugly sight. I can't believe what they are doing to those poor latinos over there in Finland.
I wonder what they'll do to blaks!
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RE: Is it safe for us Latinos to travel to Canada or Europe??
When I first got to the Helsinki airport, the guy at customs was already done clearing me through, then he took a second glance at my passport and asked if I was of Latino stock, I said yes and thought nothing of it.
Things got weirder after that, he took out his personal cellphone and called someone, started speaking Finnish, and then obviously mentioned my full birthname to whoever he was talking to. He then started to look me up and down while talking, like he was describing me.
I even asked him what he was doing, to which he smiled and replied "Oh no worries. Enjoy Finland, buddy!"
I now have the theory that I was set up to be tailed the whole time I was there.
Dildo, stay the hell out of Europe.
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RE: Is it safe for us Latinos to travel to Canada or Europe??
(10-13-2010 07:10 PM)DH-Godzilla Wrote: When I first got to the Helsinki airport, the guy at customs was already done clearing me through, then he took a second glance at my passport and asked if I was of Latino stock, I said yes and thought nothing of it.
Things got weirder after that, he took out his personal cellphone and called someone, started speaking Finnish, and then obviously mentioned my full birthname to whoever he was talking to. He then started to look me up and down while talking, like he was describing me.
I even asked him what he was doing, to which he smiled and replied "Oh no worries. Enjoy Finland, buddy!"
I now have the theory that I was set up to be tailed the whole time I was there.
Dildo, stay the hell out of Europe.
Damn, just got scared by all these answers, i'll definately stay away from Europe! Don't want to carry my brown ass where some relentless latino baiting takes place . No Señor!, Olvidate de eso!
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