Post: #51

Roosh removes all data from the forum and will be found sitting in ancient Greek ruins wearing a toga, his hair and beard white (from baking soda), and in each arm holding all the knowledge on great tablets (Galaxy Tabs). Players will come from far and wide on a great pilgrimage of truth.

Plebian: Oh great Rooshicles, what know ye of the women of Moldova?
Roosh: Continue west my son, with the power of the soda of baking, and do not stop until you find the pet shop, for it is what you seek, and it will show you the way.

Post: #52

(08-31-2013 03:15 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  in each arm holding all the knowledge on great tablets (Galaxy Tabs). Players will come from far and wide on a great pilgrimage of truth.

Players coming to visit Roosh will try to convert him into using iPads because the Galaxy Tab can't sync on iCloud to their iPads.

Post: #53

(08-31-2013 11:05 AM)Dusty Wrote:  There will be threads on Roosh's new book "Fat Bang". The killer approach line is "Excuse me, would you like some of my potato chips?"

I don' think it will take Nigel a decade to write his book.

Post: #54

Naughty Nomad becomes subject of scientific journal entitled "The man immune to HIV". Cure is found from his blood samples.

Delicious Tacos becomes the next bukowski but never makes a dime because generation Z thinks books are gay. Snarky jokes are made about him on NPR (the only remaining terrestrial radio station). He is still poor and living in L.A.

Quest for 50 becomes Quest for 50-a-day, then Quest for 50K.

Scotian buys Canada

Roosh finally writes Bang American Samoa



I Laughed at First RVF funeral. There should be a forum death pool.

Post: #55

This thread will be 389 pages long and every single prediction has come true

Post: #56

Quote:He starts by modifying his past "resume" by renaming all his books from "Bang" to "Make Love" and "Bang Ukraine" to "Make Sweet Love with Ukraine Culture for Make Benefit Former Soviet Union

Post: #57

Responding to the forum membership's demand for more live update threads, Parlay44 launches his most ambitious thread:

100 Approach Study - every Taco Bell in the tri-state area.

After a two month road trip, controversy mounts as Taco Bell corporate management catches wind of the thread. Any cashier girl determined to have shown two or more IOI's during Parlay's food order is declared ineligible for the Employee of the Month award.

Parlay44 finally declares the thread closed after gaining 5 new bangs, 17 pounds and 53 RVF rep points.

Post: #58

The forum becomes a fully-fledged news outlet, winning 3 Pulitzer prizes for coverage of elections, wars, and economic shifts, and how these affect sexual relations

Members start their own micronation, whose primary imports are 20-year old Moldovan girls, horny goat weed and apple cider vinegar, and where social standing is determined by number of posts. There's no official currency, but nobody cares since everybody capably runs one or more online businesses. If any citizen continually airs moronic views, he can be made to live under a bridge until he publicly recants. Nobody can vote while still a virgin.

Post: #59

Prediction Reloaded:

Michele Osama wins the presidency, with Hillary Cliton as the vice. The forum is declared a crime against humanity, and members are tracked down and sent to concentration camp for reeducation. They are forced to watch Steel Magnolias 1000x and beg the fattie guards for sex. Most will kill themselves first, except for Riononads, who does that anyway.

Baking soda is declared the new cocaine and outlawed. ACV will be considered an aphrodisiac and pulled from the shelves along with condoms, porn, and alcohol.

Emech will get swallowed by a whale while driving his boat around drunk, still claiming his Mac didn't crash the forum.

96 ladyboys will band together to write a book called, "We Love You Fisto!".

Hades starts a gym with spongy foam weights, with full service pastry shop and fattening coffee drinks. Women love it and he becomes millionaire overnight.

Post: #60

2023 will be the next Great Server Crash. Players international and domestic are temporarily left without a repository of current observations, events and affairs. For a short period of time the only RVF threads available are recovered from a 2015 backup held on Samseau's aging computer, when he attempted to use a webspider to download the entire content of a kink porn site and inadvertently retrieved the entire content of RVF instead.

Having fallen out of favor due to increased feminization and Americanization, the now-stripmined Poland once again becomes the fashionable destination of choice for soft domesticated women due to the outdated information; incoming casanovas and lotharios are furious over the incorrect (dated) information when they find the same fattened, entitled cows they left their home country to get away from.

Roosh's reputation suffers. Burned players inexplicably unite with haters, white knights and manginas to launch a DDOS attack, temporarily blowing rooshv.com off of the internet as well as the dessicated husk of the 2015 snapshot of RVF.

Aggressive DDOS attacks coupled with suspicious hardware issues force Roosh temporarily off of the internet. He uses the time and the sudden influx of wealth from the last spate of Bang Poland sales to purchase the remainder of the Principality of Sealand, acquiring the husk of HavenCo to safely host a new and improved version of RVF outside of international jurisdiction.

RVF rises again like a phoenix from the ashes, invincible now against internet-based attacks. Sanity returns to the player community upon once again receiving up-to-the-minute targeted game advice crafted for the new modern era, and threads like 'Radioactive Game - Gaming During A Nuclear Leak' and 'The iPhone 15 - Do We Really Need Ocular Implants?' become instant classics.

An aging tuthmosis turns out the player vibe after spending too long moderating posts, and begins snorting lines of baking soda.

Gmanifesto buys custom fitted jorts.

Post: #61

In 10 years? The forum will be keep by a very weak internet signal because of the nuclear war that happened a few year before. The main topics will be "mutant game", and "Radiation: Good for your game?".

Post: #62

RVF becomes a wealthy global lobbist group, far stronger than the Israel Lobby, the NRA and anything prior to its existence.

Its leadership becomes increasingly ideologically extreme and radicalised. Threads started low-key with "girl with one hand missing game" in 2013 before progressing to "how to exploit Maldives global warming refugees", "Iran and Afghanistan: pussy paradise finally realised" and "playboy terrorist game" circa 2020.

Making full use of RVF's international links its members agitate for war between the Russian Oligarch Republic and the Federation of Latin America, causing a calamitous war in which millions of men are killed. Huge gender imbalances ensue, levels not seen since post-WW2 Soviet Union. There are hot young women left behind who have not had a man approach them in their lives.

One child policy is passed by Congress in the United States. But it is women who are pre-selected over men.

Poland and Sweden are repeatedly invaded every 2-3 years in recognition of the theory that conquered countries have more submissive women.

McDonalds minumum wage is raised to $10,000 per hour in real dollars. Same as with other fast food businesses. All of them go bust. Western girls can no longer become obese unless they eat 10kg of cabbage and lettuce per day.

The top RVF players have international harems over 1000 girls aged between 18-21. The average man is a virgin.

Post: #63

Sex bots will be unleashed. And there will be threads on how to use Sexbots as wingwomen to pick up desperate women. They will be desperate since there will be even less guys hitting on them and spending money on them. There will probably be female posters begging for tips on how to get men which will be teaching them how to cook and be feminine

Post: #64

In late 2014 or early 2015, a new member named Cyborg_______ joins the forum, and tells his unique story of being part man part computer, and for some reason, members take a real liking to him.

Cyborg____ averages a few more than 10 posts per day, a combination of text, photos and videos, many of the photos and videos coming from cameras that are built into various parts of his body.

In the beginning, Cyborg______’s RVF posts are certainly non-threatening because his looks, style and game are amongst the worst know to the forum and to mankind for that matter.

Since members take sympathy with Cyborg______, he receives ongoing feedback and advice from veteran and newb RVF members which, little by little, Cyborg____ incorporates into his style and his game, taking years to improve his game.

The progression of Cyborg____ becomes an ongoing and compelling attraction point for RVF members that keep members very invested and involved in Cyborg’s ongoing postings on the forum and evolves into a sort of joint project of the RVF forum, to strive to improve the game and success of Cyborg______.

Cyborg______ continually works on his game, has a few relapses by taking bad advice from some RVF members, not realizing that the game of some members will not work to his style, and by the time August 2023 comes, Cyborg____’s game and success rivals the most experienced of the then RVF star gamers and vets.

Additionally, Cyborg____ has more than 30, 000 posts, which by then is more posts than any other RVF member, including Roosh, Athlone, GM, Houston, El Mech, and Tuth.

Post: #65

In 10 years the forum will be fully interactive.

there will no longer be the need to blog since

we will all be able to see each other and talk directly to each other

in a room or meeting hall with 3D - images of each beamed into each seat

Post: #66

I think the Internet is the ultimate blue pill brain drain. Everything in life is so easy when it can be done using the Internet, they say.

Except for the things that require actual human to human contact and interaction. We as humans have never been so ill-prepared to interact with one another. People who are out in the world doing things will reap the benefit over those stuck on the Internet and in their own brain.

Post: #67

I just hope the forum is still around in 2023!

Post: #68

This forum won't need to exist because we'll have the technology to make all RVFers taller. A majrotiy of the members are now just different IRT aliases

Post: #69

(09-01-2013 08:43 PM)MaleDefined Wrote:  I think the Internet is the ultimate blue pill brain drain. Everything in life is so easy when it can be done using the Internet, they say.

Except for the things that require actual human to human contact and interaction. We as humans have never been so ill-prepared to interact with one another. People who are out in the world doing things will reap the benefit over those stuck on the Internet and in their own brain.

Have a gander at this.

"Social media is also making emotionally stunted children out of all of us. Or, more precisely, emotionally blank aspie idiots. I wonder if the ability to read emotions from a person’s face and body language is declining in lockstep with the rise of texting and IMing? If it is, as I suspect, then salesmen with cunning social skills will be able to clean up in an environment of over-trusting spergy kiddies."

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/10/2...of-flakes/

Post: #70

(08-29-2013 09:32 AM)RawGod Wrote:  The forum goes dark for days on end, rumored to be the target of a DDOS masterminded by Social Kenny in conjunction with the recently-banned Aliblahbla.

Post: #71

Members will still be quoting Little Dark.

Post: #72

WB will still be the most commonly used phrase on the forum.

Post: #73

The Donald Trump Thread is renamed to Our Country Is Great Again thread.

Post: #74

(09-21-2015 12:38 AM)LeBeau Wrote:  

(08-29-2013 09:32 AM)RawGod Wrote:  The forum goes dark for days on end, rumored to be the target of a DDOS masterminded by Social Kenny in conjunction with the recently-banned Aliblahbla.

Post: #75

edit, the guys above beat me to it.