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The Modern American Woman's Manifesto

1. Anyone who thinks that fat is unattractive is shallow. Society makes up fake constructs to tell us what is attractive.
2. My tattoos are important expressions of my individuality.
3. Short hair is way cute. Buzzed is cool too. And dyed.
4. If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
5. You shouldn't judge someone by how they dress. I wear short skirts and fuck-me pumps for ME, not because I'm a slut.
6. I can't think too hard about having a boyfriend, let alone getting married, because my career comes first.
7. Men are soooo afraid of commitment.

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That's the hamster manifesto. Lots of women don't believe that shit deep down. Even if they politely affirm their self-destructive friends, they've seeing what men respond to with their own two eyes for as long as they can remember.

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(08-18-2013 10:36 PM)aphelion Wrote:  The Modern American Woman's Manifesto

1. Anyone who thinks that fat is unattractive is shallow. Society makes up fake constructs to tell us what is attractive.
But I immediately disqualify short guys. And black guys. Not racist. Just a preference.

2. My tattoos are important expressions of my individuality.
But I need you to look exactly like all the other "Bachelor" guys in tuxedos.

3. Short hair is way cute. Buzzed is cool too. And dyed.
Bald guys = immediately disqualified.

4. If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
"What?! You have a problem?! Don't come to me with problems. I'm not the doctor."

5. You shouldn't judge someone by how they dress. I wear short skirts and fuck-me pumps for ME, not because I'm a slut.
But I'll judge you by your shoes. And income.

6. I can't think too hard about having a boyfriend, let alone getting married, because my career comes first.
"You have to work late? The whole thing is off!!"

7. Men are soooo afraid of commitment.
Wonder if he senses I "committed" to 45 guys in college?

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Point is, it's no wonder that American girls can't be committed to. They disqualify themselves.

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There's absolutely no reason to give any indication of your actual job and how much you make.
Just say your job is top-secret and you can't talk too much about it. Girls eat this up.

I remember when one of my sister's friends asked me how much I made at an internship in a while back.
I said, "Don't worry about it." She asked me over and over about 2 or 3 more times, extremely frustrated at me for not answering her question.

It's pretty funny. You should never tell a girl what you do exactly, or suggest where income level is at. Just dress like a boss every time you go out.

Just the other night I was making up BS about how I work for a secret government job and I can't talk about it. I do this almost all of the time. Girls love it.