Post: #1

Last night I had a date with a girl from POF. I ended up securing the bang in a couple hours but she gave me a couple shit-tests that I think my response could have been better.

1) "You're really cute, so why are you single?" She gave me this test within 3 minutes of us meeting up. Then she said, "someone like you shouldn't be single unless you're a real asshole to everyone." I responded nonreactively that "Im just dating around and like to take things slow." Better response?

2) She's 30 - I'm 30 too. She kept saying all night even post-fuck, "How do I compare to all the 21 year old girls you see? huh?" or "im older than all the 20 year olds you normally date, how is it then?" I just ignored it all the time but she said it 3 or 4 times. Good response for this?

Post: #2

1) Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

2)
"You'll do.." Pause for a moment. "...for now"
Throw a cheeky smile out.

Orrrr
Don't give a ffuucck!

Post: #3

(08-14-2013 01:29 PM)Pyre Wrote:  Last night I had a date with a girl from POF. I ended up securing the bang in a couple hours but she gave me a couple shit-tests that I think my response could have been better.

1) "You're really cute, so why are you single?" She gave me this test within 3 minutes of us meeting up. Then she said, "someone like you shouldn't be single unless you're a real asshole to everyone." I responded nonreactively that "Im just dating around and like to take things slow." Better response?

"I'm single because I'm cute." (smile)

Quote:2) She's 30 - I'm 30 too. She kept saying all night even post-fuck, "How do I compare to all the 21 year old girls you see? huh?" or "im older than all the 20 year olds you normally date, how is it then?" I just ignored it all the time but she said it 3 or 4 times. Good response for this?

I would be serious with this question if it came post-bang. "Look, there's no need to feel insecure about yourself. Take it easy and enjoy yourself."

Pre-bang? "It's too early for me to judge." (implying you haven't fucked her yet)

Post: #4

The "Why are you still single/" is the most common shit test for older guys. Almost every chick I meet hits me with it

My answer: "Because I haven't found a woman rich enough yet"

The age question I would just handle with an exasperated sigh and eye roll

Post: #5

My fiancee died in a car accident while being chased by paparazzi.

2) grab her torso and do a fat test, not bad

Post: #6

(08-14-2013 01:29 PM)Pyre Wrote:  1) "You're really cute, so why are you single?" She gave me this test within 3 minutes of us meeting up.

not a shittest. she's still just curious here.

(08-14-2013 01:29 PM)Pyre Wrote:  Then she said, "someone like you shouldn't be single unless you're a real asshole to everyone." I responded nonreactively that "Im just dating around and like to take things slow." Better response?

this was a shittest for sure.

"now you're talking like my mom"
"i'm the biggest asshole ever you should be honored to meet me"
"i hate everybody, i'm the child of the divorce"
"i'm taken, my GF thinks you're hot, we want you to join us"
"i'm collecting girls for my harem, don't ask which number you are"
"shit, you know everything about me, i should kill you now"

(08-14-2013 01:29 PM)Pyre Wrote:  2) She's 30 - I'm 30 too. She kept saying all night even post-fuck, "How do I compare to all the 21 year old girls you see? huh?" or "im older than all the 20 year olds you normally date, how is it then?" I just ignored it all the time but she said it 3 or 4 times. Good response for this?

"young girls desperately need good course of sexual education"
"wrinkles and hairy nipples are my fetishes, you're one lucky girl"
"too bad young girls can't fuck"
"you're hard worker"
"i love girls in competition"
"the more you ask the more you look like those dorky insecure teens"
"young bitches provide me energy so i can fuck you better, they do us good favor"
"they're more kinky but i see you're slowly catching up" [killer line: massive sexual challenge, she WILL react to that, perfect excuse to make her much more slutty with you]

Post: #7

1. "Mr. Asshole/smartass/whatever for you."

2. The above respondes are credited. Attack her insecurity while acknowledging you are with ther at that moment. She is 30 and rapidly hitting the wall, after all.

Post: #8

I'd change the subject.

Post: #9

I like samseau's reply best because you can adapt it to any way they say that one.

"You're amazing, how are you still single."

"I'm single because I'm amazing."

etc.

Post: #10

Your first answer is boring. As other's have said, reverse it and make a joke.

The other non answer/avoidance you were doing is probably better than any answer you can give.

She's obviously insecure. She assumes (perhaps incorrectly) that a prize like you is fucking hot young ass. Let her think that, being vague and non committal with an answer gets her hamster going. Her mind is already creating these hot little bitchy girls, you didn't have to utter a word. You handled it perfectly.

Post: #11

-You're cute why are you still single
-Because most girls don't take it up the ass. Do you?

Post: #12

I would say this for laughs but probably don't use:

1. "Because I choose to doll. I can see why you are though."

2. "You're right, you don't compare. Now pay the check I have to take a piss."

Exit out the back.

I actually did the second one one time but that was because I had something hotter texting me to meet her. Good times.