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(11-26-2018 12:29 PM)MMM Wrote:  Salma Hayek's boobs are so delicious, you overlook her manjaw.

It's been 20 years now and I still don't even know what her head looks like...

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IF I had a dollar for every time I fapp'd to this scene when I was younger...

I'd be like:

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If you're going to include Salma Hayek in this thread, at least fucking do it properly.

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(11-27-2018 01:44 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  



IF I had a dollar for every time I fapp'd to this scene when I was younger...

I'd be like:

That's a tough scene to fap to as a juvenile, because almost immediately after she's done with her strip tease, everyone turns into vampires and blood and guts start flying. Vampire Danny Trejo and Cheech Marin eating people are some major boner killers. You have to be quick on the rewind button, or just crank down double time to bust that nut under the shot clock. #FapProblems

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(11-28-2018 03:49 PM)DamienCasanova Wrote:  That's a tough scene to fap to as a juvenile, because almost immediately after she's done with her strip tease, everyone turns into vampires and blood and guts start flying.

It was probably better than having Jerry Lawler shouting "Yes! Yes! Yes!".

4:30

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(11-28-2018 03:49 PM)DamienCasanova Wrote:  That's a tough scene to fap to as a juvenile, because almost immediately after she's done with her strip tease, everyone turns into vampires and blood and guts start flying. Vampire Danny Trejo and Cheech Marin eating people are some major boner killers. You have to be quick on the rewind button, or just crank down double time to bust that nut under the shot clock. #FapProblems

Thats the part I fap to

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(11-28-2018 04:19 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

(11-28-2018 03:49 PM)DamienCasanova Wrote:  That's a tough scene to fap to as a juvenile, because almost immediately after she's done with her strip tease, everyone turns into vampires and blood and guts start flying. Vampire Danny Trejo and Cheech Marin eating people are some major boner killers. You have to be quick on the rewind button, or just crank down double time to bust that nut under the shot clock. #FapProblems

Thats the part I fap to

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I had to take a break from the intense threads and come relax in the boobs thread.

Salma Hayeks tits like to milk too.

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Big natural tits > all

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Perfectly pert 34C tits over all

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Size be damned. Perky or go home. I'm an older gent. I've been in the trenches and have seen what gravity can do. Not pleasant.

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(12-24-2018 03:50 PM)MMM Wrote:  Size be damned. Perky or go home. I'm an older gent. I've been in the trenches and have seen what gravity can do. Not pleasant.

It's true. You have to think ahead. One must seek breasts that will always point optimistically forward and upward towards enlightenment and a brighter future, breasts that remain close friends and work as a team instead of being separate and aloof to each other, breasts that are firmly resolute in inspiring us all to be the best that we can be.

I bet that's a sentence you never thought you'd read. Well there it is. Merry christmas.

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^ Beautiful. I bet you get so much ass, you silver tongued devil.

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(12-24-2018 05:02 PM)MMM Wrote:  ^ Beautiful. I bet you get so much ass, you silver tongued devil.

I wish. Maybe some day.

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(12-24-2018 04:37 PM)Vladimir Poontang Wrote:  

(12-24-2018 03:50 PM)MMM Wrote:  Size be damned. Perky or go home. I'm an older gent. I've been in the trenches and have seen what gravity can do. Not pleasant.

It's true. You have to think ahead. One must seek breasts that will always point optimistically forward and upward towards enlightenment and a brighter future, breasts that remain close friends and work as a team instead of being separate and aloof to each other, breasts that are firmly resolute in inspiring us all to be the best that we can be.

I bet that's a sentence you never thought you'd read. Well there it is. Merry christmas.

This day in age I think you're better off going for the immediate gratification of a big pair of floppy tits on a young woman than hoping the flat chested girl will stick around.

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(12-24-2018 04:37 PM)Vladimir Poontang Wrote:  

(12-24-2018 03:50 PM)MMM Wrote:  Size be damned. Perky or go home. I'm an older gent. I've been in the trenches and have seen what gravity can do. Not pleasant.

It's true. You have to think ahead. One must seek breasts that will always point optimistically forward and upward towards enlightenment and a brighter future, breasts that remain close friends and work as a team instead of being separate and aloof to each other, breasts that are firmly resolute in inspiring us all to be the best that we can be.

I bet that's a sentence you never thought you'd read. Well there it is. Merry christmas.

LOL. Thank you.

Sadly, even the perkiest of tits can come crashing down when gravity acts up. I once dated a 34-yr old with a rack that jutted straight out -- they stared me in the face, taunting me! Turns out - and i've seen the photographic evidence of this - in her 20's these sweater puppies pointed at a 90 degree angle for the ceiling. At work her nickname was "missile tits". God I wish i had known her then! But as 34 turned to 35 and 36...the arc of these missiles started their inevitable descent towards the earth. I can't even talk about right now, i'm sorry...