Post: #1

If you won the lottery, how would you maximize your pussy pipeline? I'm talking winning $200 million on up?

I'd probably buy a nightclub where 10's go, hang out there, and let it be known I'm the owner.

Or buy a sports team and become a celebrity and rely on celebrity game. Mark Cuban made his billions in IT but became a celebrity by buying the Dallas Mavericks.

Post: #2

Hire club promoters and have them deliver truckloads of sluts to the house parties at your sick manse.

Post: #3

You could buy into a modeling agency, or any biz that attracts those girls. The possibilities are endless. Attend hi brow events, sponsor fashion shows, basically get into the circles they buzz around.

I wouldn't want to be a celeb, but lay low. Once the cameras are are on you it fucks shit up. Stay behind the scenes and be ready to strike.

Post: #4

Maybe you need to arrange the title because if you won the lottery, the question is for the lizards re you.

Post: #5

All I need is the money to set up shop in Milan and to sponsor one hi end charity event. After that I could keep the ball rolling on fumes.

Post: #6

depends.
i would become lazy as fuck
i know this is a game forum, but id rather just pay 200/fuck especially if i won 50+ million after tax.

If that is not an option, i would set up a bunch of online dating accounts and people to operate them to always have dates being set up

Post: #7

There are a number of things I would do with that sort of scratch.

1) improve inner game by hiring a personal chef, personal trainer, house cleaners and of course mansions in new york and los angeles. hell maybe chicago as well.

2) Throwing parties and hiring club promoters to bring me supermodels sounds like it has potential.

3) would get involved with special events like sundance film festival, cannes film festival and host parties there.

Post: #8

Powerball Jackpot Reaches $400M for Wednesday

DES MOINES, Iowa August 4, 2013 (AP)
Dreamers hoping to strike it rich quick plunked down $2 a ticket hoping to win a Powerball jackpot estimated to be at least $300 million.

The winning numbers for Saturday's drawing were 21, 24, 36, 42, and 45, with the Powerball 15. There were no jackpot winners for Saturday's drawing.

The next drawing will be Wednesday, and the revised estimated jackpot is $400 million, well below the record $590.5 million jackpot that was won in May by an 84-year-old Florida widow.

Post: #9

(08-04-2013 01:01 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  You could buy into a modeling agency, or any biz that attracts those girls.

Movie producer, Homie. I'm telling you no one gets pussy like movie producers because every pretty girl wants to be a movie star. Singers, models, strippers, you name it, that's the one thing they all want to be.

Post: #10

Post: #11

I'd construct a swimming pool but fill it with money instead of water, ala Scrooge McDuck. Then i'd hire a team of IRTs to run my social media game, setting YouTube streams and Twitter posts about me swimming in my money. They'll be instructed to disqualify any girl that is below an 8, and direct the winners to my money pool.

The swimming trunks i'll be wearing would be the ones Bond wore in Casino Royale.

Post: #12

(08-03-2013 10:42 PM)Dusty Wrote:  If you won the lottery, how would you maximize your pussy pipeline? I'm talking winning $200 million on up?

I would start by leaving the country. Any plan listed in here that doesn't mention expatriation is welcoming inefficiency. I wouldn't waste my fortune trying to impress American girls, the Return-on-Investment is too low.

Quote:I'd probably buy a nightclub where 10's go, hang out there, and let it be known I'm the owner.

I know this is all just a hypothetical and things aren't that serious, but think about this: would you really sink your fortune into a night club (a notoriously risky investment that has cost many their wealth) just for the sake of impressing a few "10s"?

You're going to buy the club just for ass, and then use that ownership in a bid to qualify yourself to hot girls?

The mentality seems a bit backward here.

Quote:Or buy a sports team and become a celebrity and rely on celebrity game. Mark Cuban made his billions in IT but became a celebrity by buying the Dallas Mavericks.

To become such a celebrity you'd need to buy a very high profile team and sink a lot of money into them in order to breed success. If you only had $200 million, that could easily eat up all of your fortune.

So, in short, you're taking on a tremendously risky and labor-intensive (these teams take work to turn into success) investment just so you can qualify yourself to females.

Is all of that effort worth it for the sake of chasing some hot American girls? What will be the return on your investment?

You could just take trip to E. Europe where men like Roosh (with nowhere near $200m) are regularly finding sexual gratification with plenty of attractive women. We all know about the quality of women in many parts of E. Europe. You could land there, buy a solid place, and start getting with a number of women of equal or greater quality than what you'd find after spending tens of millions in the US on clubs or sports teams in a bid to impress.

You'd be able to do this while keeping the vast majority ($199 Million+) of your $200 million fortune intact, allowing it to grow via investment as you age and giving you more opportunities to further invest later on in things that could actually be worthwhile (ex: real estate, dividend providing stocks, etc, etc).

Or you could just go buy some high quality escorts. In the USA a model-caliber escort could cost you $4-500 an hour, or perhaps just a couple thousand for the weekend. Spend $5000 a week on a different escort for every week of the year and you'll spend just over $250,000 annually-a drop in the bucket on a $200 million fortune whose returns, if well invested, could yield well over 10 times that amount in annual income. This would also cost you less money than a club/sports team, cost you less effort, and probably result in more variety and higher quality than you'd otherwise have. If your goal is just lots of sex with the most beautiful women you can find, this is the most efficient route.

This model could be enhanced if you traveled and put it into play due to the lower costs of escorts abroad and the equal or greater quality.

Back to the thread topic, though: what would I do with $200 Million, specifically?

Whatever gets me to the goal I described here.
I would invest in myself, improving my style, my knowledge, my fitness and my experience as well as enhancing my proficiency in the fields/hobbies I take a particular interest in. I would invest my fortune with the intent to expand it each and every year. I also would probably invest extensively in real estate and a handful of other ventures, establishing a company through which to express my business interests after I work to gain the knowledge needed to do that properly.

I would return to Jamaica and engage in business there and establish myself as a big fish in that small pond. Following an extensive period spent learning the ins and outs of the sporting industry, I would bankroll the Jamaican National Football Team and the local Football League because that would satisfy a passion of mine. I would also engage in a number of philanthropic endeavours of personal importance to me (ex: helping to fund construction of the national highway system, re-paving roads in the town from which my family originates, renovating the high school at which my grandfather taught, etc).

These events would probably result in my establishing a significant number of valuable contacts in Jamaica and perhaps elsewhere in the Caribbean. I would continue investing in the Caribbean, Europe and the USA with the aim of building a strong foundation/corporation that my children (I would intend to father many given the size of my fortune) can inherit and, hopefully, turn into a dynasty that last long after I die.

Women are not irrelevant to all of the above. Obviously as I invest and donate and make contacts, I become known and gain social stature. That would lead to lots of women.

My point, however, is that they would not be the point of it all. I will not have wasted my fortune qualifying myself to them, nor will I have invested significant amounts of money specifically with the aim of getting to them. I will have built myself into someone I wanted to be and then pursued my own passions and interests for their own sake.

This is arguably the best way to get high-value, high-quality women chasing you (read: effortless attraction): developing passions and sustaining the drive to follow them for their own sake. The further your actions get from serving as subtly veiled bids to beg for/qualify yourself to pussy, the better the reaction you will get from truly high-quality women (who are great at seeing through bids for qualification by rich men).

Use your wealth to build yourself, and the "pussy pipeline" will come to you.

Post: #13

(08-04-2013 02:55 AM)A War You Cannot Win Wrote:  I'd construct a swimming pool but fill it with money instead of water, ala Scrooge McDuck. Then i'd hire a team of IRTs to run my social media game, setting YouTube streams and Twitter posts about me swimming in my money. They'll be instructed to disqualify any girl that is below an 8, and direct the winners to my money pool.

The swimming trunks i'll be wearing would be the ones Bond wore in Casino Royale.

Good stuff.

I watched that show as a little kid, and always thought about what that'd be like, but this is more of the nightmare version:

Post: #14

I honestly don't think I'd want that much money. I wouldn't know what to do with it.

It's too much responsibility and would eat up all of my time.

I just want enough money so that I don't have to think about money.

I would definitely buy propertiesand a Lambo. I probably also make a movie or use the money to fund my art. Maybe open up an academy for art, music, film.

Of course I would take advantage of access to upper echelon women.

I might even impregnate a lot of them and support my children. I would then train my sons to take care of me when I get too old.

I'd also design build a giant mausoleum for when I die.

Post: #15

I'd probably just buy a small city in the Ukraine and pipe in escorts and do delicioustacos levels of heroin until I died at age 38 having fucked an entire generation of Eastern Europe's women.

Post: #16

(08-04-2013 03:15 AM)Athlone McGinnis Wrote:  I would invest in myself, improving my style, my knowledge, my fitness and my experience as well as enhancing my proficiency in the fields/hobbies I take a particular interest in. I would invest my fortune with the intent to expand it each and every year.

Excellent. This is (nearly) exactly what I would do.

First, I would take out about a million, and then give a big portion of it to my family, some relatives, and some other people who took care of me as I was growing up. I will have plenty left, and this is what I would use to live frugally somewhere in Europe for a few years.

I am assuming that I win this lottery *right now*, and currently, I do not know jack shit. About anything. So, I would start and complete my schooling in Europe. Most probably, I will extend my degree by 1-2 years.

In the extra time, I will focus on becoming the man I want to be. (related to a thread I made here titled Drunken Rhodes Scholars) So, I will make sure I have deep enough knowledge and skills in a wide enough range of areas. I will take the time to build connections and learn real world skills through multiple internships in 3 types of environment: a tech start up or small, young company, a major tech firm, and perhaps something involving policy.

This project will take me the better part of ten years. But I will have $199m that was in a fixed deposit in some Swiss bank or something. At this point though, I will have the know-how to figure out what to do with the money. The big picture goal would be a lot like what you described: building a major empire, with the possibility of a dynasty.

Another possible twist is, like you, going back home (it is very small there) and making massive developments to the point where I practically own the place. But who knows, maybe in 10-20 years, this place will not be worth my time. I have no emotional attachment to it, only to a minority of people who I care for now or have cared for in the past. But maybe I will change my mind once I live elsewhere.

It is worth noting that that if you take away the $200m, this is still more or less what I intend on doing with myself. It is just that I have more constraints, the biggest of which being that money will buy me time.

[By the way, in the movie Before Sunrise, Jesse says that he read a study about people who won the lottery, and after the "magic feeling/period" was gone, people went back to how they were before. If they were grumpy and annoying, they remained thus. Same if they were benevolent or happy or stingy.

It also reminds me of something somebody else said on another forum: if your money/time is not enough now, it still won't be when you earn more.]

I will not be able to live off savings that worth 150-200k euros for ten years while I become the man I want to be. Instead, I will have to become that man (will take more time) while I work, make money for myself, and send some of that home. Hopefully I can make enough for everything I want.

The good news is that I will not be the first to have done this. I am inclined to believe that a number of the big badasses did something similar. Some made it to the top. Most fell on the way, and the majority of those stopped getting up after a while. Ultimately, you do it to do it. i.e, you climb the tallest mountain to climb it, not to be on top, because chances are you will fall and die before you get there.

Post: #17

(08-03-2013 10:42 PM)Dusty Wrote:  If you won the lottery, how would you maximize your pussy pipeline?

I would maximize my pussy pipeline by building an actual pipeline.

I would use the money to build an elaborate underground pipeline.

The pipeline would start at a trap door under my bedroom. From there there would be a ladder that takes me down thirty or so feet to my underground pipeline. This pipeline would go directly to the line of bars that exist 1 mile away from my apartment. There would be a large room built underneath the bars. Inside of each bar, there will be a trapdoor built. Each trapdoor can be released from the push of a button inside of the room. Hidden cameras will be placed inside of the bars in order for me to see who is standing over each trapdoor (through a nifty iPhone app of course). Once I see a really hot girl standing over one of them, I will press the button, releasing the trapdoor.

Then she will slide down into the room. The room will be pitch black, and she will be completely freaked out, scared for her life.

From here, I will run my standard, "handsome man who has come to save your life" game. I will turn on my flashlight and say, "Are you alright? I just fell down into here too." I will then tell her we have to get out of there because it is dangerous. Here, we begin walking towards the pipeline that leads back to my apartment. Somewhere along the pipeline I will have a one-direction motion sensor placed. Once tripped, it will alert the speakers placed along the pipeline to start playing recordings of what it would sound like if men were chasing after us to kill us. This will freak her out, and we will sprint the rest of the way back to the apartment.

Finally, we climb up the ladder and open the trap door. To her surprise, it is a room where sweet music is playing, and there is a mini-fridge stocked with Grey-Goose and orange juice.

I poor her some vodka and orange juice to calm her nerves. Then we make sweet, "I just saved your life", sex.

That is what I would do if I won the lottery.

Post: #18

(08-04-2013 04:13 AM)All or Nothing Wrote:  

(08-03-2013 10:42 PM)Dusty Wrote:  If you won the lottery, how would you maximize your pussy pipeline?

I would maximize my pussy pipeline by building an actual pipeline.

I would use the money to build an elaborate underground pipeline.

The pipeline would start at a trap door under my bedroom. From there there would be a ladder that takes me down thirty or so feet to my underground pipeline. This pipeline would go directly to the line of bars that exist 1 mile away from my apartment. There would be a large room built underneath the bars. Inside of each bar, there will be a trapdoor built. Each trapdoor can be released from the push of a button inside of the room. Hidden cameras will be placed inside of the bars in order for me to see who is standing over each trapdoor (through a nifty iPhone app of course). Once I see a really hot girl standing over one of them, I will press the button, releasing the trapdoor.

Then she will slide down into the room. The room will be pitch black, and she will be completely freaked out, scared for her life.

From here, I will run my standard, "handsome man who has come to save your life" game. I will turn on my flashlight and say, "Are you alright? I just fell down into here too." I will then tell her we have to get out of there because it is dangerous. Here, we begin walking towards the pipeline that leads back to my apartment. Somewhere along the pipeline I will have a one-direction motion sensor placed. Once tripped, it will alert the speakers placed along the pipeline to start playing recordings of what it would sound like if men were chasing after us to kill us. This will freak her out, and we will sprint the rest of the way back to the apartment.

Finally, we climb up the ladder and open the trap door. To her surprise, it is a room where sweet music is playing, and there is a mini-fridge stocked with Grey-Goose and orange juice.

I poor her some vodka and orange juice to calm her nerves. Then we make sweet, "I just saved your life", sex.

That is what I would do if I won the lottery.

But would she be suspicious that it leads into your apartment?

Post: #19

surprised no one mentioned the simplest idea: if you win more than 9 figures, you could buy your way to fame.

1. buy a couple million social media followers
2. throw a few high end parties
3. let it be known that you throw these parties
4. your name will buzz around and people will know you after youve been seen with some stars
5. once it is known that you fucked a couple celebs, pussy will pour in
6. with that much money you could get a fucking super bowl ad lol.

Post: #20

1. Buy a billboard
2. Do ads in the city you live
3. get your face on a building


buy a chauffer- driven car like a phantom, ghost, mulsanne. and have a body guard follow you around and wear dark glasses.


People are forgetting that basically nothing is off limits

If you could quietly claim the money, you should make it appear as if its family money.

If you ride in that car, people will wonder who you are, and want to find out about you.

Post: #21

I'd buy Facebook and send dick pics to all the females.

Post: #22

(08-04-2013 08:13 AM)blackglasses Wrote:  1. Buy a billboard

Post: #23

^^^Houston?

Post: #24

with a back seat like this, you would even need to bring girls back to the crib. have an orgy while getting driven around

Post: #25

(08-04-2013 08:34 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  ^^^Houston?

Judging by the height of the head, this guy may be too tall.