Post: #1

I pretty much hate blowjobs because they almost always hurt at least a little bit. I have some foreskin and I'm bigger than average, both of which contribute to the discomfort from BJs, but that can't be all there is to it, as plenty of European pornstars are uncut and have fatter cocks, but they seem to be able to face fuck chicks without pain.

Anyone else experience this? And it's not just one or two chicks for me, it's pretty much every chick with exceedingly rare exceptions - maybe 1 in every 20 chicks gives me a pain-free BJ.

Suggestions?

Post: #2

Some women just suck at it.

Post: #3

They aren't going to get any better unless you tell them what they are doing wrong.

Post: #4

go for grannies. Teeth out.

Post: #5

I never hesitate to tell girl a "no teeth"

The shit ain't corn on the cobb..

I will also teach a girl how to do it if she doesn't know.

I'm usually very nice about it and tell her she's doing a good job.

Most of the time, the girl is jerking the bass and not paying enough attention to the top, so I tell her to do it and then reward - "Oh that feels so good" "Yeah, jerk the top" "Keep going" "You're doing really well"

SPLOOGE

Her: choke! gag!

Post: #6

(07-26-2013 09:11 AM)assman Wrote:  I pretty much hate blowjobs because they almost always hurt at least a little bit. I have some foreskin and I'm bigger than average, both of which contribute to the discomfort from BJs, but that can't be all there is to it, as plenty of European pornstars are uncut and have fatter cocks, but they seem to be able to face fuck chicks without pain.

Anyone else experience this? And it's not just one or two chicks for me, it's pretty much every chick with exceedingly rare exceptions - maybe 1 in every 20 chicks gives me a pain-free BJ.

Suggestions?

Must suck to have a big pecker. Maybe you've just been unlucky? I've definitely had painful bj's but I usually am able to straighten those women out and give them a bit of guidance.

Practice makes perfect.

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Post: #7

(07-26-2013 10:40 AM)Ego Wrote:  They aren't going to get any better unless you tell them what they are doing wrong.

True. I guess I'm not really sure what they are doing wrong. I've told them "less teeth", but that guidance doesn't seem to translate to less pain (aside from the ones who get a little too excited and forget to keep their teeth out of it).

Post: #8

(07-26-2013 10:46 AM)Doc_J Wrote:  go for grannies. Teeth out.

Post: #9

I've never had a bad experience with bjs- only in the realm of hjs. Some women have absolutely no finesse.

Post: #10

(07-26-2013 11:42 AM)Player_1337 Wrote:  I've never had a bad experience with bjs- only in the realm of hjs. Some women have absolutely no finesse.

Like this?

Post: #11

I remember the one time I was with a very inexperienced girl, where upon seeing it, she kissed the top. She fucking kissed the top and just that. Also, some just don't open their mouth enough so their teeth get in the way. No one is born an expert.

Post: #12

Age is a big factor here; a lot of young ones are not good at BJs, while a lot of chicks over 30 give great head.
Same with handjobs; the younger ones will try to pull your dick out by the roots, the older ones tend to have finesse.
Practice makes perfect

Post: #13

Age is a factor but experience is what matters......along with how great her true desire to please you is. Ive recieved bjs from teens that were unforgetable and ive had bjs from girls in their 30s that were terrible....

Post: #14

(07-26-2013 12:57 PM)Ternarydemonite Wrote:  I remember the one time I was with a very inexperienced girl, where upon seeing it, she kissed the top. She fucking kissed the top and just that. Also, some just don't open their mouth enough so their teeth get in the way. No one is born an expert.

That shit's too funny. I've said that to girls before in my younger years. Just give it a kiss

Post: #15

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_HXvURCQ2Q

Post: #16

I think I found your dream girl bro

Post: #17

(07-26-2013 11:53 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(07-26-2013 11:42 AM)Player_1337 Wrote:  I've never had a bad experience with bjs- only in the realm of hjs. Some women have absolutely no finesse.

Like this?

If only I had been so lucky...

After tugging on me for several minutes like a blind squirrel, she asks nervously...

"Does this feel good for you?"

Jesus, she had no idea what she was doing.

Post: #18

Yea porn bjs are different than real life ones. Some know what they're doing, most don't. Same can be said with dudes and oral. 2 way street

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Post: #20

Worst I've ever had was from a girl that took "sucking" dick too literally. Like, she damn near gave me hickeys on the helmet. I continually tried to correct her but after fixing it for a minute or two EVERY SINGLE TIME she reverted back. It got to the point where I wouldn't let her put her mouth on me which may have been what ultimately split us up cause she was the most ravenous girl I've ever banged.

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Post: #22

chicks with tounge rings who dont know what theyre doing can be pretty awful at times... my current girl damn near hurts me half the time till i stop her and just start fucking..

side note: other girls ive experienced with tounge rings know exactly what theyre doing

so yes, painful blowjobs suck.

Post: #23

I just got a blowjob and I have a pretty thick dick too.
It was uncomfortable for a long time till I told her no teeth, more suction and wider lips

Post: #24

Women need proper training. This one gets its. She graduated from Blowjobbery U.




   



For the record, if I saw a girl do that in the bar, I'd instantly propose.

Post: #25

Everybody needs a little training. Freshmen year I brought a girl back to my dorm room, we got naked, and she started blowing on my dick. She honestly thought that's what a bj was. smh.