Post: #1

Let me start this guide of by saying that I assume most of you shower. If you do not shower, this guide is not for you (you should probably shower).

This guide is also not for my fellow shower experts, you will know most of this already. This is for the people that go through the motions while they shower. (sources at the bottom)

What you will need is:
1 bar of soap
1 body wash
2 different shampoos
1 shower

PRO TIP Take a shit before you get in the shower. Wiping your ass when it's wet is terrible

So, you get in the shower and let the water hit you. But, the water is just warm so you make it hot (you like the way it burns). STOP RIGHT THERE! Hot water dries out the skin, use cold or tepid water.

Next you grab your shampoo (the same shampoo you use for every shower) and squeeze some into your hand. What you don't realize is, shampoo builds up in your hair. By using the same shampoo every day, you get a build up of shamp in your hair. Have at least two, completely different, shampoos that you alternate each time you shower. This helps prevent build-up. For example: I have a mens shampoo that is white and opaque, and a gender neutral shampoo that is green and clear.

After you rinse the shampoo out of your hair you grab your body wash and lather it on, gotta smell good right? WRONG! By using your body wash this way, you are using it to clean yourself; you're not getting the most out of the scent. Wash yourself with your bar soap, and then use your body wash. This way the body wash has no other objective than to make you smell good.

So, that you know what to do when you shower, you're probably wondering how often should you shower?

The answer is simple. Shower when you wake up in the morning, every morning. You should also take an additional shower if you were sweating excessively for whatever reason (workout, hot weather, masturbating, etc.) take a shower. If you think you smell bad, and you're going to leave your house take a shower.

Anyways, this concludes my introductory guide to showering. I hope I helped change your lives for the better.

JacsR

Sources- Everything in this guide came from my own bro science, and Rachael Ray.

Post: #2

So, OP, you're trying to tell me that I should wash with soap and water?

Post: #3

(07-20-2013 05:44 PM)Hades Wrote:  So, OP, you're trying to tell me that I should wash with soap and water?

I know, it's a ludicrous thought, but it works.

Post: #4

OP forgot the part about where you wash your ass AFTER you wash your face.

Post: #5

I know this is a

But the below quote:

(07-20-2013 05:17 PM)JacsR Wrote:  PRO TIP Take a shit before you get in the shower. Wiping your ass
when it's wet is terrible

Post: #6

Advanced Showering Guide:
Don't forget to bring a towel!

Post: #7

Cold showers. Scrub pits well, rest of body lightly with loofah/scrubber. Cloth to gently rub face, replaced with clean one regularly. No soap, no shampoo.

Post: #8

Next up in How To Make The Most Out Of Your Shower:

Towels; to pat dry or rub dry?

Cloth or Bamboo mat?

Post: #9

(07-20-2013 10:44 PM)Rosca Wrote:  Advanced Showering Guide:
Don't forget to bring a towel!

Advanced Showering Guide: Addendum
Singing in the Shower - A comprehensive guide to selecting songs that increase bathing productivity.

Post: #10

Here's some good shower music





(watch out for Athelone Mcguiness' appearance at the 1:39 mark.)

Post: #11

At least it wasn't a dupe.

Post: #12

Should of included a Flip Flop guide for showering in other people's tubs. Don't wanna mess around with athlete's foot.

Post: #13

This is just the Introductory guide. I can't wait to see what gems are contained in the Intermediate and Advanced guides.

Post: #14

That was actually pretty funny. Well played troll.

By the way, I do think showering could be broken down, hacked, and optimized. I was looking forward to this post before realizing it was a fake post.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #15

(07-21-2013 01:39 PM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  By the way, I do think showering could be broken down, hacked, and optimized. I was looking forward to this post before realizing it was a fake post.

Have something similar here actually, but I'm sure there's other areas people could expand on: /thread-24648.html

Post: #16

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Post: #17

Heres an actual tip- Before you get out of the shower, swipe your body w/your hands. This removes excess water and minimizes the need for toweling. Damp towels are wack...

Post: #18

Showers wash away my manly pheromones and my mojo along with with them. Funky game is where it's at