Post: #76

I always roll solo and despite hitting the gym every week I'm a fairly scrawny guy. You learn fast to develop thick skin under those circumstances.

Post: #77

I would recommend you guys pack an expandable baton in your coat or pants pocket. They literally are about 6-8 inches when you collapse them, and they can do a lot of damage. If someone tries to instigate a fight with you, and you pull that out - they will be spitting teeth.

Post: #78

This thread made me think of this clip:
http://gawker.com/5615717/high-school-bu...s-louis-ck

Synopsis:
Louis C.K. goes out on a date with a woman. She's totally into him. Then a high school kid threatens to kick his ass and forces Louis to beg him not to. The woman gets turned off and Louis calls her out be saying women like her are the reason there are wars. The quote by her, "My mind is telling me you're a great guy but my chemistry is telling me you're a loser", is probably the best explanation for why Game is necessary.

Post: #79

Roosh - I saw you closed the other thread I was about to respond to. Getting in a fight over a girl is not exactly the same as getting jumped over one. Very different dynamic.

Anyhow, I don't know if I've ever been jumped while with a girl. But in answer to the other thread topic, here are a few fights I can remember over women.

I got jumped over a girl once I was trying to holler at in Denny's - may have been asking for it a little. Her big ass samoan boyfriend - big dude with full-ride on football scholarship and brother plays NFL, got up in my face, while I'm sitting down. I told him I didn't want to fight and apologized multiple times and he still took it upon himself to spit in my face and then punched me before I could think how to respond. I saw red and before his fist was even removed from my face I smashed my waterglass over his mouth and jumped up on my chair to sock him in the teeth.

Put the fear of god into him - for the first time in his life, so I hear, as he was notorious for beating the shit out of people around town with his crew.

He looked at me like he thought his lips were gone and stumbled outside, only to have his boys roll into the restaurant like a wave and attack me and the people I was sitting with. two of my buddies were hit over the head with big ass chairs and bleeding. I actually came out alright because a bunch of Mexican employees, one of which I once worked with, pulled me into the kitchen and gave me a butcher knife. I sat there for a moment and then threw it back down and jumped back into the mix - the Mexicans wanted me to flee out the back but couldn't leave my friends to face the music I started.

Years later I saw that guy in a bar in my small ass hometown. he was sitting next to me and said I looked familiar. I said yep, I smashed a water glass over your lips in Denny's once. lol He said shit, that was you? Shook my hand and apologized for being a dick. I apologized back for overreacting. To say the least, it could have gone different.

Another time when I was 17 I was visiting a friend out of town and this guy was pushing himself all over this girl on the couch in front of me, and she kept saying no and pushing him off. I tried not to white knight but it kept going on and it really was too much, though thinking back she could have got up and left if she really wanted.

Finally I stood up and said man just keep your hands to yourself already. He jumped up and came at me, as did his friend, and I tackled them both through the door of the trailer. lol My buddy, who has one arm, joined me, and we brawled on the ground, which was lined with lava rock. I never left my feet but both guys were bleeding pretty bad from the rock cutting them up and one knocked out cold. I felt bad, picked him and carried him into the house and set him on a bed. A month later those two guys were arrested for rape.

Another white knighting incident of mine, though an understandable one. Girl I knew was bartending (0% hot) and when I came out from taking a piss I saw and she was sitting there holding her lips as some guy just hit her in the face, apparently for cutting him off. He was on the ground underneath a couple patrons, who proceeded to throw his ass out. When she confirmed what happened, I nonchalantly went outside, while the heros were congratulating eachother, to beat the living hell out of the guy - kicking him in the face way too many times and hitting him with a trashcan. At some point, I realized I was coming dangerously close to seriously hurting this guy and stopped myself.

I went and washed the blood off my knuckles, and there was more spattered on my shoe and pant leg, but no one had seen me do it and when the cops and ambulance showed up to take the guy away I just sat there and played pool without a question ever thrown my way. Lucky.

Beat the shit out of a guy over my mom once when her boyfriend kicked her. I was 14 and he still never had a chance - he was on a cane for a month afterward. Dude was known for knife-fights too so I'm lucky he didn't shank me.

Saw a guy punch his girlfriend outside a tweaker bar once and walked up and shoved him. He came at me and I socked him hard in the face. His mom started hitting me with her purse. lol That was a mistake. People had been shot at that bar multiple times and the crowd was a seedy as they come - I should have let the regulars break it up. It did feel good though when some old-timer approached me at the bar to shake my hand on a good punch.

I'm sure there are plenty more. I try not to white knight, but I do think it has its time and place.

By the way, in case I give the wrong impression, I don't necessarily condone the level of violence above. It's the past and it is what it is; alcohol's a helluva drug.

Oh, one more I don't know how I forgot. A girl I got a blowjob from got me mixed up with her gangster boyfriend and his gang - one of the biggest in the US. They got ripped off and used a text I sent her to blame the incident on me. I came home from studying in Europe and next thing you know I got jumped by three of these guys at a local bar and I split the regional leader's eyebrow open before it got broke up. I ended up on my back with these three dudes standing above me and was hitting them in the face with a pool stick from the ground. They gave me a good black eye that was swelled shut too, and if it hadn't gotten broken up and the cops called I'm sure I'd have ended up worse, though I also likely would have stabbed one of them in the neck with the broken pool-stick in my hand too. I was that scared.

After that, they were threatening to kill me and my whole family and "fuck" my older brother. I stashed away in a hotel for a few days with a pistol and after coming to the conclusion it had moved from seriously suspecting me to basic extortion, used it as a reason to flee the country and go see the world.

And here I am.

Bitches be dangerous.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #80

Has anyone ever participated in a "jumping" ?

Has anyone ever "jumped" someone who was with a girl?

Has anyone ever participated in a "jumping" while with a girl?

Has anybody ever "jumped" someone with a girl?

Has anyone ever "jumped" a girl?

Has anyone ever been "jumped" by girls?

I'm serious. I love these threads.

Post: #81

^ Nope. There is no honor in jumping someone.

Post: #82

(07-21-2013 02:24 AM)numanist Wrote:  I would recommend you guys pack an expandable baton in your coat or pants pocket. They literally are about 6-8 inches when you collapse them, and they can do a lot of damage. If someone tries to instigate a fight with you, and you pull that out - they will be spitting teeth.

Felony assault with a deadly weapon. If you get caught, you're going to prison for at least a year.

Most bar fights are going to get plea bargained down to misdemeanor simple assault. No biggie.

Bring a weapon into a bar and use it and you are doing time. Do serious damage to the guy and you can count on spending 3 years or more in a real gladiator school.

Those things also aren't as effective as people think. There was a YouTube video going around a while back where a kid at a house party pulls out a baton, hits a guy a couple of times, and then gets KTFO.

Post: #83

That shit happened to me once, it was a pretty funny story because I was high as fuck but I was very lucky.

I was 16 at the time and me and a couple friends smoked some joints with some really strong Sativa before we went out. I always get extremely calm, concentrated and focused when I'm high so my game is actually pretty tight when I'm high.

I met up with this girl that I had made out with a couple of times but never more. She had broken up with her boyfriend a few days before and wanted to see me. We always had a good vibe together and she was always really into me. She's like a 5'4 Brunette with the face straight off a magazine model with dark blue eyes, small nose, strong eyebrows and pretty tan skin. She also had a great slim body with perky tits and a nice ass, she is deffo a 9.
Things were going great with her and I knew she wanted to have sex that night so I took it easy and just had a good time with her.
At about 2am we decided it was time to go and we made our way to the taxi stand to go to her mum's practice in the city where she always sleeps after a night out because she lives quite far away.

In the town where I live there is like one pretty long street where all the clubs and bars congregate and the street is always full with people on friday nights.
Long story short, we were walking to the taxi stand, my arm around her shoulder.
She met some friends and we quickly stopped to talk with them when 2 drunk guys walked past. One clipped my shoulder and dropped his phone and then blamed me for pushing him. I knew that he was just trying to start a fight and I didn't want to make a drama in front of the girl. Also I was high as a kite and fights are never good when you're stoned.
I played it cool with the guy, calming him down and shit but he was having none of it.
After a lot of verbal abuse he started coming closer.
I ushered him away and grabbed my girl and continued walking to the taxi stand. He was following us, still verbally abusing me and the girl. His friend tried to calm him down and pull him back. His friend knew that I was around 16 and that the guy was at least 20 and could face a lot of prison time if he beat me up.

I tried calming the situation again but this time the guy got really close and pushed me a few feet. He was probably 70lbs heavier than me.
I pushed the girl away and just stood there a few meters in front of the guy with a broad stance and smirk on my face, not moving an inch. Outside I was calm like a zen master but inside I was raging and ready to kick his ass. I was just standing there waiting for him, like some Terminator shit.
He slowly walked up to me and got close. Then he stood like a meter in front of me and we looked each other in the eyes for what seemed like the longest 5 seconds of my life.
I then saw that he was preparing to swing and getting his body in position.
I don't know if it was because I was high or just the adrenaline but I could clearly see every single motion of his body, it was like in slow motion.

Without thinking I moved a step forward and gave him a elbow strike(same movement as a punch but you strike with the hard part of your elbow; you won't feel a thing and it often leaves a nasty cut)
right next to the eye. The guy started bleeding immediately and stood there clutching his eye. I immediately followed up with a judo kick right in the throat.
The guy went down like a stone and didn't get up.
I took the girl and got a taxi and then fucked her twice that night. This was my first street fight.
I never felt so manly in my life

Post: #84

(07-21-2013 10:49 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  Has anyone ever participated in a "jumping" ?

Has anyone ever "jumped" someone who was with a girl?

Has anyone ever participated in a "jumping" while with a girl?

Has anybody ever "jumped" someone with a girl?

Has anyone ever "jumped" a girl?

Has anyone ever been "jumped" by girls?

I'm serious. I love these threads.

Yes to all of those.

Post: #85

delete

Post: #86

(07-21-2013 02:17 AM)Vicious Wrote:  I always roll solo and despite hitting the gym every week I'm a fairly scrawny guy. You learn fast to develop thick skin under those circumstances.

Some of the skinniest guys I knew where some of the toughest. You would never know just by looking at them until it was too late.

Post: #87

(07-21-2013 11:15 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  There is no honor in jumping someone.

I agree.

The same could be said about robbing and murdering.

But, things can get a little tricky sometimes:

The Whitey Bulger Trial

Bankers are the new mob

Post: #88

(07-18-2013 05:42 PM)rudebwoy Wrote:  A few years back I was in good ole Montreal.
Walked into a bar and some girl grabbed my ass, I thought it was going to be my lucky night with some hot french girl. Not the case she was a regular girl from Toronto, go figure! So we party for a bit and we end up walking back to my hotel, my buddy was up ahead.
For some strange reason she starts mouthing off two dudes, I think they were lebanese. One guy looks ready to hit her so I jump in like a fool, they start jumping around and try to distract me. One guy comes at me but I connect, his friend sees this and tries to take a shot at me. The girl grabs me and they back off shouting obscenties.
I ended up ripping the knee in my Hugo Boss suit!
She was not even that good in bed and tried to connect with me back home in Toronto.
I was pissed of for ruining a good suit on a girl that was not even worth it.
Morale of the story - don't fight other people's battles.

Pro-tip: Get your suits bespoke and ask for a second pair of pants.

Post: #89

I conceal carry with .380 hollowpoints, so despite my lack of muscles Ive never really felt in danger anywhere

Post: #90

(02-18-2015 11:03 PM)Disco_Volante Wrote:  I conceal carry with .380 hollowpoints, so despite my lack of muscles Ive never really felt in danger anywhere

Post: #91

I'm relatively new here, but as I mentioned in the travel thread, I was attacked by a group of 3 guys out with girlfriend. The situation is still rather sensitive for me so perhaps I'll open up some day more about it, but i required multiple surgeries and everything. I'm still recovering from the last one but I'm now back in "the game" so to speak

Surprisingly GF stayed with me by my side throughout the early recovery process. We broke up because I moved out of the state and because, quite frankly, I turned into a piece of shit during the aftermath. Even though we've both moved on, I still have a great deal of respect for this ex.


I'm not a big guy at 5'10" and athletically built, but they were actually smaller than me from what I remember.


:edit/ps: that second video was some BS too, unless he had something like a knife or a gun on him to neutralize it. I actually clocked the first guy real good but you just get overtaken when its a group of dudes.

Post: #92

(02-18-2015 11:08 PM)ManVsMachine Wrote:  I'm relatively new here, but as I mentioned in the travel thread, I was attacked by a group of 3 guys out with girlfriend. The situation is still rather sensitive for me so perhaps I'll open up some day more about it, but i required multiple surgeries and everything. I'm still recovering from the last one but I'm now back in "the game" so to speak

Surprisingly GF stayed with me by my side throughout the early recovery process. We broke up because I moved out of the state and because, quite frankly, I turned into a piece of shit during the aftermath. Even though we've both moved on, I still have a great deal of respect for this ex.


I'm not a big guy at 5'10" and athletically built, but they were actually smaller than me from what I remember.


:edit/ps: that second video was some BS too, unless he had something like a knife or a gun on him to neutralize it. I actually clocked the first guy real good but you just get overtaken when its a group of dudes.

MvM:

Can you provide a link to your earlier post in which you describe your particular "getting jumped" situation?

Post: #93

(07-20-2013 02:30 AM)Sp5 Wrote:  

(07-19-2013 06:15 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(07-19-2013 05:52 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  

(07-19-2013 08:56 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  Does anyone else here enjoy when this shit happens? I'm getting older now but pre 40s this kind of stuff used to make my whole week. I absolutely loved riding the adrenaline wave.

If there weren't legal consequences involved, I'd be in a fight nearly every weekend.

Why? Do you talk a lot of shit? I do. Maybe it's time for a Brawlcation. I was thinking trying my luck with some Brits in London pubs one day or Scotland.

I don't recommend it - they do lot of "glassing" there. That is, they break a pint glass right off and grind it into your face.

I least one of us knew about glassing...

Post: #94

They don't make threads like this anymore. All the iconoclasts are gone or in hiding.

Post: #95

What would Trump do?

Show confidence and be very friendly! Don't show a hint of hostility. I've done it heaps when i was young where it never escalated. Its very hard to hit.someone that's very friendly and nice to you! When i was young and one of my mates dissed me, I was fired up and was going to KO him. I walked up to him and he was so nice to me, it disfused the scenario. I didn't know what the fuck happened...

I use to deal with trouble makers when I worked in customer service for years. Just be nice/repectful... feed their ego if need be!

Post: #96

(07-20-2013 03:34 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  In Playa Del Carmen, I was jumped going to go eat a taco.

It's a shame we will never get any details as to how this happened. I'm guessing he was going to El Fogon on Avenida 30 and it happened in or around the restaurant. I doubt it happened on La Quinta as there would be tons of tourists there and an almost equal number of guys trying to sell him drugs every second.

Post: #97

(03-07-2016 10:23 PM)PartManPartMonkey Wrote:  They don't make threads like this anymore. All the iconoclasts are gone or in hiding.

Or they made new accounts to shed their past identities...

So tell me, how many white knights did you fight at the club?