Post: #1

This song's been getting a lot of play time on the local top 40s radio station. If I didn't know better, I'd think one of you jokers wrote this as satire.

Quote:I fell in love in a 7/11 parking lot
Sat on the curb drinking slurpees we mixed with alcohol
We talked about all our dreams and how we would show 'em all
I told him I got a plan and I'm gonna dominate
And I don't need any man to be getting in my way
But if you talk with your hands then we can negotiate
I just keep moving my body (yeah)
I'm always ready to party (yeah)
No I don't listen to mommy (yeah)
And I'll never say that I'm sorry

[Chorus]
Oh I'm an American girl
Hot blooded and I'm ready to go I'm loving taking over the world
Hot blooded, all american girl (Whoa) I was raised by a television
Every day is a competition Put the key in my ignition (Oh-way-oh)

I wanna see all the stars and everything in between I wanna buy a new heart out of a vending machine
Cause It's a free country so baby we can do anything (Whoa)
I just keep moving my body (yeah) I'm always ready to party (yeah) No I don't listen to mommy (yeah) and I'll never say that I'm sorry

You know we're gonna shine so bright (Oh we're gonna shine so bright...) Oh baby gonna go all night (Oh we're gonna go all night) You know we're gonna shine so bright (Oh we're gonna shine so bright...) Oh baby gonna go all night

Oh I'm an american girl
Hot blooded and I'm ready to go I'm loving taking over the world
I'm an American girl...

Post: #2

Laughed so hard, who fucking wrote this hahaha

Post: #3

I was just about to make this thread, glad I did a search.

I heard this in a bar and thought it was a joke. Unfortunately the people I was with didn't understand what I meant. Some of the YouTube comments hating on the music video give me a little shred of hope.

Here's the music video:

Post: #4

She was born in 1984(29) and she just getting radio play now lol

She cold-read every 19-28 y/o woman in large US cities in that hook.

She looks like she'd be a good snl, would bang.

Post: #5

That is pretty much everything that is wrong with American culture summed up in one music video.